i fuckn' hate cigarettes

[TurdBerglar]

i was just trapped in the house with 4 chain smokers. i reek like cigarettes. and i think my oldest friends sister was trying to show her ass off to me all night.


im gonna be pukeing my guts out all night. happens everytime i visit that house. do cigarettes make you puke?

[TAL]

How was the ass?

[TurdBerglar]

not bad, tal

not bad.

[voltanapricot]

My hair stinks of fags right now, it takes a good few washes to get rid of it.

Smoke always makes me sneeze, it's the stale smell that makes me want to puke, say if you're hugging someone with fag breath or something.

[cj hood]

i was just trapped in the house with 4 chain smokers. i reek like cigarettes. and i think my oldest friends sister was trying to show her ass off to me all night.


im gonna be pukeing my guts out all night. happens everytime i visit that house. do cigarettes make you puke?


i'm a funky asthmatic.....so 1 cig could fuck up my program......i wish my state banned them in bars!

[tracky]

this may sound strange, cause i smoke em, but i totally agree with you that they stink. i never smoke inside either my house or car, except for weed cause that doesn't hang around as bad as cigarettes. even i couldn't take being stuck in a room with 4 chain smokers... actually i have been there.. and no i couldn't take it.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah I stopped hanging around a good 10 of my friends because their smoking got so bad it irritated my lungs/eyes and stank up my hair and clothes. Especially during the winter, when they didn't want to go outside to smoke.

It's sad.

[TurdBerglar]

this may sound strange, cause i smoke em, but i totally agree with you that they stink. i never smoke inside either my house or car, except for weed cause that doesn't hang around as bad as cigarettes. even i couldn't take being stuck in a room with 4 chain smokers... actually i have been there.. and no i couldn't take it.


i actually love the smell of weed. it smells like it would make a great thing to add to pasta

[tracky]

unfortunately it doesn't taste so great, and cooking with it is pretty wasteful, otherwise i'd cook it all the time rather than smoking. or at least make it like tea - even that doesn't work you gotta get it past 115 degrees C first and water boils at 100. I had this theory that ice extract could go well in pancakes, and i even made the extract but never used it (smoked it instead)

[Laver1969]

Two days ago i just celebrated 1 year being smoke-free.

Now my nose is so sensitive now that if I'm sitting in traffic, I can smell if someone three cars ahead of me is smoking.

[Videodrome]

yeah i smoked for twelve years and now that i've quit for a couple years, i can smell someone smoking from like a mile away.

[insertnamehere]

i smoked for like a month or two and one day decided i didnt want to any more and threw them out the window.

then at the beggining of this school year i went to a hookah bar for the hell of it. i smoked almost 2 by myself, got terribly sick, and now tobbacco smoke of any kind makes me naseous

[QueenAdrock]

i actually love the smell of weed. it smells like it would make a great thing to add to pasta


My mom's friends back in the 60s used to make special spaghetti. (y)

[Laver1969]

i actually love the smell of weed. it smells like it would make a great thing to add to pasta

Hahaha....that what they do in the movie Stir Crazy?

[fucktopgirl]

cigarette is disgusting,the smell is awful.there is not even one positive thing about it!I never smoke cigarettes,it just make me wanna piouk!

Weed is more tolerable,the smell is not that bad(depending on what kind) and plus you can have a nice buzz.

[insertnamehere]

yeah i love the smell of weed too. i stopped smoking over a year ago though. still get the urge to sometimes but i try to stay away from the stuff.

[hitmonlee]

im gonna be pukeing my guts out all night. happens everytime i visit that house. do cigarettes make you puke?


a couple of times i've left a nightclub because the smoke combined with a couple of drinks has made me spew. it was the same nightclub, bad ventilation i guess.

[YoungRemy]

Im one of those hypocritical ex-smokers who found the error in my ways...

better late than never...

they fucking make me sick now!

[jabumbo]

then at the beggining of this school year i went to a hookah bar for the hell of it. i smoked almost 2 by myself, got terribly sick, and now tobbacco smoke of any kind makes me naseous


i cant stand the smell of them eaither, but i've always wanted to try going to a hookah bar at least once. i dont know that i couldstand the smell though

[CJM]

cigarette smoke stinks. i go to a friends' apartment, and only 2 of them smoke when we're there, but they stink up the place for the rest of us. it's their place, so it's not like i can tell them not to. it's hard to believe people can be so inconsiderate and dumb. i'm just starting to get the smell out of my clothes and such.

[marsdaddy]

They'll kill you, too!

I used to make a girlfriend go out on the fire escape to smoke. Didn't matter the time, weather, or if we just had sex, either.

[Lindsey_1535]

I enoj y a puff when I'm druck , but only on occansion. This was last saunday and myu friendads got all up iin ma grilll N I WALLL BACK OFF MANNNN. end. of story I suppse.

[jackrock]

i was trapped in a 5 foot box with a nicotine addict receently... not pleasant! :(

[miss soul fire]

Whenever I feel the smell of smoke in a person I can only think of an old pervert who likes to pick up young girls. It's disgusting. That smell is really rotten and nasty. It's pretty sad. (n)

[DandyFop]

The smell reminds me of Ireland and South America. I like it most of the time.

[The Notorious LOL]

the smelly clothes element sucks. I dont smoke in my house anymore since one of my roommates is a non smoker.

[miss soul fire]

Seriously the breath stinks. :(

[alexandra]

do cigarettes make you puke?
more like the opposite, which isn't that good for an asthmatic like me.

[Qdrop]

smoking is truly one of the most bizarre and ignorant afflictions to ever hit human kind....







i dated a smoker for like 2 months.
fuckin disgusting.....like kissing an ashtray.

[Planetary]

i actually love the smell of weed. it smells like it would make a great thing to add to pasta

herby ;)

i burned some basil in the kitchen and my mum was like, it smells like some one has been smoking canabis in here...

[Kid Presentable]

I dated an ashtray for like six years. It was dope, no complaints. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

Is kissing a girl who smokes like licking an ashtray?


^^name of a book my friend's reading...

(to test this, every guy should kiss a girl who smokes and then lick an ashtray (the ashtray can't be clean; that'll ruin the experiment) to see if they taste the same or not.....)

[abcdefz]

I'm an excellent smoker. (y)

Nobody even knows I smoke unless I tell them. My clothes and breath don't stink and I have no hair on my scalp to catch the drift.

I'm clean.

[Qdrop]

Is kissing a girl who smokes like licking an ashtray?


^^name of a book my friend's reading...

(to test this, every guy should kiss a girl who smokes and then lick an ashtray (the ashtray can't be clean; that'll ruin the experiment) to see if they taste the same or not.....)

it seriously is.
most disgusting taste.....like you're eating wet cigarettes.

[abcdefz]

Is kissing a girl who smokes like licking an ashtray?





Ah.... Kiss the Ashtray. (y) (y) (y)

[DapperDiverge]

yeah, smoking is stupid...makes me smell like shit
I'm trying to cut back only cuz the smell it leaves on my hair and clothes is god awful!!

why can't they make cigarettes smell like insense???

everytime I light up I can choose if I want orange dreamsicle, or pine sent...maybe coconut or jasmine...

hahhhhh, now when I come into a room people will ask "does anyone smell lavender?"
And I can proudly say "it's me!" (y) ;)

[abcdefz]

why can't they make cigarettes smell like insense???

everytime I light up I can choose if I want orange dreamsicle, or pine sent...maybe coconut or jasmine...






Um, no.

Back in my day, they made spearmint flavored cigarettes for a bit. They were awful, awful, awful things.

I only know because one of my friends switched to those, so whenever we hung out and I was out of smokes, I'd have to bum one of his Brites. Ugh.

[Nuzzolese]

Is it just the tobacco that stinks? Pipes don't smell as bad, in my opinion. My dad used to smoke a pipe. They're just as unhealthy as cigarettes, but I liked the way his car and jackets smelled. Yes, he had smoking jackets. And a beard. And he is a college professor. Ha!

[Bob]

i like the smell of cigarrette smoke as it's burning, but the stench of it on you clothes and breath afterwards is pretty gross. it also tastes pretty nasty afterwards.

it is pretty glorious while you're smoking, though. thank god i stopped before i developed an addiction

*taps fingers*

[Freebasser]

it is pretty glorious while you're smoking, though. thank god i stopped before i developed an addiction

*taps yellow fingers*