Pres Zount
12-23-2005, 02:10 AM
And Q drop!
Ha ha! But now, turn on the christmas lights, gather the children around the warm glow of your computer monitor and prepare to have your minds blown, for it's...
MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST MKII 2005 EDITION
Where do I start? Ah. Santa, you old dog, where is all the stuff I asked for last year? Nowhere to be seen, that's where. Fucking cunt.
This year I want and expect:
!) XBOX 360.
Because an old, broken Xbox isn't enough for SOME people. You don't need to give me any games, the look on a certain SOMEONEs face when I tell her we don't have any games will be good enough.
@) POWER TOOLS
I apparantly don't need any more, but If you give them to me it's not the same as buying.
#) NOT A SIMPSONS MUG
And make sure it doesn't have "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing!" on it. Shove it up Mel from electrical's fat arse instead.
$) MORE TV CHANNELS
Do not mistake this for a subscription to Foxtel, I want NEW channels on regalar Ol TV.
%) A CD PLAYER
A fancy one. With a big orange knob, ON, and OFF.
That will do. For now. I'll see you not-tomorow-but-the-next-day S man. Now, what does Freebasser want? Nothing? Ok. What about YOU?
Ha ha! But now, turn on the christmas lights, gather the children around the warm glow of your computer monitor and prepare to have your minds blown, for it's...
MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST MKII 2005 EDITION
Where do I start? Ah. Santa, you old dog, where is all the stuff I asked for last year? Nowhere to be seen, that's where. Fucking cunt.
This year I want and expect:
!) XBOX 360.
Because an old, broken Xbox isn't enough for SOME people. You don't need to give me any games, the look on a certain SOMEONEs face when I tell her we don't have any games will be good enough.
@) POWER TOOLS
I apparantly don't need any more, but If you give them to me it's not the same as buying.
#) NOT A SIMPSONS MUG
And make sure it doesn't have "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing!" on it. Shove it up Mel from electrical's fat arse instead.
$) MORE TV CHANNELS
Do not mistake this for a subscription to Foxtel, I want NEW channels on regalar Ol TV.
%) A CD PLAYER
A fancy one. With a big orange knob, ON, and OFF.
That will do. For now. I'll see you not-tomorow-but-the-next-day S man. Now, what does Freebasser want? Nothing? Ok. What about YOU?