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Pres Zount
12-23-2005, 02:10 AM
And Q drop!

Ha ha! But now, turn on the christmas lights, gather the children around the warm glow of your computer monitor and prepare to have your minds blown, for it's...


MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST MKII 2005 EDITION

Where do I start? Ah. Santa, you old dog, where is all the stuff I asked for last year? Nowhere to be seen, that's where. Fucking cunt.

This year I want and expect:

!) XBOX 360.
Because an old, broken Xbox isn't enough for SOME people. You don't need to give me any games, the look on a certain SOMEONEs face when I tell her we don't have any games will be good enough.

@) POWER TOOLS
I apparantly don't need any more, but If you give them to me it's not the same as buying.

#) NOT A SIMPSONS MUG
And make sure it doesn't have "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing!" on it. Shove it up Mel from electrical's fat arse instead.

$) MORE TV CHANNELS
Do not mistake this for a subscription to Foxtel, I want NEW channels on regalar Ol TV.

%) A CD PLAYER
A fancy one. With a big orange knob, ON, and OFF.

That will do. For now. I'll see you not-tomorow-but-the-next-day S man. Now, what does Freebasser want? Nothing? Ok. What about YOU?

Tzar
12-23-2005, 02:58 AM
i shore do hate working on a cash register in a supermarket during christmas.

Planetary
12-23-2005, 04:59 AM
i shore do hate working on a cash register in a supermarket during christmas.

yeah i had to do that last christmas, it was hella lame. i couldnt get off my till until an hour after i was supposed to :/

Kid Presentable
12-23-2005, 08:20 AM
I want people who get drunk to have heart attacks on Christmas morning.

Tonight a lady weed in her pants in the pub, and I had to help her husband get her to the car. Her pants were busted, so we looked like a pair of rapists hauling this broad out to their car. And she's got piss-piss all over herself. And I'm wearing my bar garb, and a Santa hat.

People are saying "She had too much to drink?" and I'm like "Naw, some nigga spiked her Moselle"........

Qdrop
12-23-2005, 08:26 AM
Pres thinks about me often...even when he's offline.

creepy.

Documad
12-23-2005, 08:27 AM
Happy Christmas Eve to all the Australians. :)

It being the day before Christmas Eve here, I'll be working, but I'm going to a long lunch with the few people who show up today.

Kid Presentable
12-23-2005, 08:29 AM
Happy Christmas Eve to all the Australians. :)

I have almost no hope of getting anything I would enjoy.

It being the day before Christmas Eve here, I'll be working, but I'm going to a long lunch with the few people who show up today.

This the thing, motherfuckers are going cuckoo and it's not even Chrimbo Eve proper.

I hope I don't have a heart attack on Christmas morning. :(

Freebasser
12-23-2005, 08:34 AM
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miss_bhaven
12-23-2005, 12:30 PM
Happy Christmas Eve to all the Australians. :)

It's 2.30am Christmas Eve here at the moment :p (can't sleep) Yay. Not far until I can get my hands on my new Arnette sunnies (y)

Pres Zount
12-23-2005, 02:45 PM
Tonight a lady weed in her pants in the pub, and I had to help her husband get her to the car. Her pants were busted, so we looked like a pair of rapists hauling this broad out to their car. And she's got piss-piss all over herself. And I'm wearing my bar garb, and a Santa hat.



Ahaha. God bless us, everyone. Merry Christmas eve to miss_bhaven, and to all a good day. I hope everyone has run out of money and it will be a quiet day at work.

Kid Presentable
12-23-2005, 05:58 PM
It could have been worse. She could have vomited on you instead.

Pee is better than vomit. Right?

Is it now? Well, clearly you don't work in hospitality. Pee is the new vomit.

jabumbo
12-23-2005, 09:08 PM
i was saddened when i learned that this thread was not about pauley shore... :(

kleptomaniac
12-23-2005, 09:16 PM
i was saddened when i learned that this thread was not about pauley shore... :(


but....isn't he jewish? so he wouldn't be in a xmas thread anyway....

Rancid_Beasties
12-24-2005, 07:56 AM
Merry Christmas all :)