hangovers and period pains..

[na§tee]

have to be two of the worst pains, ever.
combined, they can kill.
i mean, of course there are worse physical pains [prompt: what's yours?] but these have to be two pains which most people [well, in the case of the second one, only women] will have experienced.
when i have a hangover i have a HANGOVER. CAPITAL LETTERS. it lasts for like a long weekend. i can't get up. my body shuts down. i get the shakes. it's awful.
and with period pains i used to get terrible, terrible restless legs. ugh. had to have baths in the middle of the night and shit just to stop them playing up. after 4 years of the pill tho it's not so bad.

after experiencing these pains does anyone else think they feel like the healthiest motherfucker alive when they go away? after eating a whole domino's pizza and a giant bottle of coke [18 hours after the initial hangover starts, mind] when you start to feel a little better you're like HOLLAH! my body is back to normal!

i love that.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I want pizza.

now sleep time though.

[alexandra]

never had a hangover or period pain in my whole life.

\m/

[Tzar]

never had a hangover or period pain in my whole life.

\m/
lies

[ToucanSpam]

I'm surprised with my status this morning. I went out to the biggest bar in my town until 3am drinking and I don't have a hangover, I'm just tired from lack of sleep.

[alexandra]

lies
not at all, Mr Hangover.

[adam_f]

Remember in Carrie when she's in the girls locker room showering and all of a sudden BLADOW?!!!?!? Wish I didn't.

[TAL]

Plug it up! Plug it up!

[Documad]

I don't think I have a hangover exactly, but the headache resulting from alcohol plus not enough water, combined with soreness from standing too long only seems to fade if I have a nice sleep, which isn't possible, so I'm counting on Aleve for the muscles and coffee for the headache. It's more of a dull constant pain now, but once I get around my family it will surely be pounding again.

[ToucanSpam]

I don't think I have a hangover exactly, but the headache resulting from alcohol plus not enough water, combined with soreness from standing too long only seems to fade if I have a nice sleep, which isn't possible, so I'm counting on Aleve for the muscles and coffee for the headache. It's more of a dull constant pain now, but once I get around my family it will surely be pounding again.
If that is not what a hangover is, I don't think I've ever had one either then.

[Documad]

Well, I didn't have enough to drink to really have a legit hangover, but it was more than I've had in a while and not my usual drink. I was dying for water during the whole main act but didn't want to lose my good place.

[ToucanSpam]

I know what you mean. I just kept lowing the alcahol into me, wondering why I was still so damn thirsty at 5am.


Either way, it was worth the incredible night I had.

[miss_bhaven]

I remember having a killah hangover and the worst period pains at the same time (n) Worst combination of pain to ever go through I think :(

[ScarySquirrel]

Plug it up! Plug it up!
Great, it's going to start raining rocks again...

[cerveza]

you're like HOLLAH! my body is back to normal!

i love that.

seriously i know exactly what you mean
ultimate hangover cure : blunt + greasy ass food (usually bacon, mmm)

[miss_bhaven]

seriously i know exactly what you mean
ultimate hangover cure : blunt + greasy ass food (usually bacon, mmm)

When I'm hungover, I die for maccas or something else of a greasy kind...I eat a shitload of it, then it comes back up :( but then I feel alot better afterward for some reason (y)

[Vic Colfari]

One Star Hangover (*):

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**):

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***):

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****):

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face.(For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumpercars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****):

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. In fact, you are probably still drunk.You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass.
Death sounds pretty good about right now!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely! out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

[rirv]

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely! out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
haha

[Leonie]

The one and only solution for period pains is get some sleep and hold a pitcher against your belly.. those pills dont help shit
and yes i agree it's on of the worst pains ever

never had a hangover tho :D

[kaiser soze]

I haven't had a hangover in quite some time, thank god!

[roosta]

hangover's infuriate me no end. they are the most annoying thing ever.
one nights debauchery leads to a whole day of feeling like shit.
they are also proof of God's existance. they are his way of keeping us in check.

[mickill]

Bananas are a good remedy. I don't know if they're effective against cramps, but they work for hangovers.

[ASsman]

I'm glad I have my wiffle ball bat. As far as pains, migraines and running start kick in the nuts.

[instigator7022]

I had a hang over the day after my cruise ended. It was interesting. I had to be at this mall for a couple of hours before my flight left. It was weird.

[beastiegirrl101]

Bananas are a good remedy. I don't know if they're effective against cramps, but they work for hangovers.

I just read this yesterday....does it seriously work?

[mickill]

Yes, it's worked for me several times.

It's also the last thing I usually feel like eating when I'm hungover. So I have it in smoothie form with a drop of honey and chase it with some Tequila.

[hpdrifter]

Actually I have a question. SOmething happened last Friday and I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not.

I went to a club and had three drinks, well drinks, my usual gin and tonic, etc.

I felt fine for the most part and then about 1 am I became totally trashed all of a sudden and I don't remember Sean driving us home. He said he had to pull over four times so I could throw up and I threw up more when I got home and more the next day. I was sick until like 3pm, couldn't eat, could barely stand up, the whole nine. And I don't remember anything from the last part of the night.

On three drinks.

Does this make sense to anyone?

[ASsman]

You might have drank too quickly, body rejects the alcohol like it would with poison. But really a whole number of physical factors could have contributed.


Date rape?

[wanton wench]

Actually I have a question. SOmething happened last Friday and I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not.

I went to a club and had three drinks, well drinks, my usual gin and tonic, etc.

I felt fine for the most part and then about 1 am I became totally trashed all of a sudden and I don't remember Sean driving us home. He said he had to pull over four times so I could throw up and I threw up more when I got home and more the next day. I was sick until like 3pm, couldn't eat, could barely stand up, the whole nine. And I don't remember anything from the last part of the night.

On three drinks.

Does this make sense to anyone?
uh oh!
dont want to alarm you but the same thing happened to me almost 7 years ago. coincidence that my daughter is almost 7. :o i think not.

[hpdrifter]

Well I was with my friends and my boyfriend all night. If that's what happened, no one was able to have sex with me. Other than my boyfriend, that is. And I doubt he wanted to have sex with me in that state. He could have tried between dry heaves, but I don't think he was that motivated.

[rirv]

I hope someone spikes my drinks on Saturday night so I get completely wrecked and anally violated in the toilets.

[zorra_chiflada]

i had two beers the other week and projectile vomited like a fucker. i wasn't drunk though, and i didn't feel remotely sick. it just came up.