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Sarky Devotchka
12-24-2005, 05:05 AM
25 questions
...spill your guts


1. First thing you did this morning?
pushed the snooze button repeatedly

2. Last thing you ate?
a cheeseburger from this place called "the lite house".

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
I dunno, my wife bought it. it's fine enough.

4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
I have no idea. I live for today.

5. What's annoying you right now?
I'm out of cigarettes

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
Serenity! hahahahaha! oh jesus.

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
no, I need someone to live like a mile away or we're done.

9. Is there someone you miss?
not right now. maybe cort, otherwise I wouldn't be filling out a survey at 5 in the morning.


10. What inspires you?
jesus.

11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists who
would u pick?
fuck you.

12. Song that sums up your love life?
hello, by lionel richie

13.What are a few things you wish you were better at doing?
everything.

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
in a room with blankets and a pillow and a bed and jason batemen

15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade?
slapping a chick.

16. Latest addiction?
self-loathing

17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone?
every day.

18.How many people would you say are interested in you?
couldn't say, 2 for sure.

19. What do you love doing?
sleeping, laughing

20. Do you think someone thinks about you dailly?
sure. my mom.

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
charles

22. What do you want to be when you grow up?
magical

23. What is your favorite food?
cheese

24. How many people do you know with the same name as you?
nobody I hang out with.

25. What was the last thing you spilled?
an altoid tin full of screws.

na§tee
12-24-2005, 05:14 AM
is it really 5 in the morning where you at? i'm in my pyjamas and it's 11:16 [am], woops.
are you a wee bitty tipsy? loves it.
i'mma gonna start drinking soon after i have a shower and do some christmas eve last minute shopping. i would do the survey too but it seems a bit long, although the last thing i ate was a single bit of toblerone. yip.

Sarky Devotchka
12-24-2005, 05:19 AM
I'm drunk and I'm going to sleep on the couch because I get scared to sleep in my room when I'm the only one in my apartment. I keep a samurai sword by me. ha ha. plus, the dvd player is out there.

Rawr
12-24-2005, 05:28 AM
1. First thing you did this morning?
i didnt even wake up in the morning.

2. Last thing you ate?
a disgusting hard boiled egg.
i've come to a realisation that the yolk tastes like salvia and boogers.

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
my mom took my cell phone away from me a long time ago.. i used to much long distance

4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
getting that jackass movie "Dickhouse" picture on a black shirt with the rainbow.

5. What's annoying you right now?
my nose itches..

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
freakin.. world of the worlds :rolleyes:

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
i use to try them out.
but they suck ass.

9. Is there someone you miss?
n ope

10. What inspires you?
people.
cartoons.
aniexty people. people who are addicted to food.
80's rebel people.

11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists who
would u pick?
i unno.
st.elmer's fire would be one im guesisng.

12. Song that sums up your love life?
i wouldnt know.
but "sums up your LIFe" would be Kids In The Hall by SMOTP

13.What are a few things you wish you were better at doing?
eating. gaining weight. drawing cartoons like MG. making things randomly funny. more talkative when im sober.

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
with a friend. having fun.

15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade?
stealing chocolates and mint sprays with my bestfriend from the teacher when no one was in the class.

16. Latest addiction?
forgetting things.
bad addictions.

17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone?
who hasent ?

18.How many people would you say are interested in you?
i wouldnt know

19. What do you love doing?
laughing, being with people. eating. hearing good music. being with people i really like. watching KITH. and ect.

20. Do you think someone thinks about you dailly?
mother.

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
kayshia.

22. What do you want to be when you grow up?
a police car.

23. What is your favorite food?
burgers.
good, burgers.
ones that arnt old, rotten, posioness. deadly. you know the drill.

24. How many people do you know with the same name as you?
people who work on tv shows. i'll look threw the ending credits and always find someone with my first name.

25. What was the last thing you spilled?
water

Rawr
12-24-2005, 05:30 AM
I'm drunk and I'm going to sleep on the couch because I get scared to sleep in my room when I'm the only one in my apartment. I keep a samurai sword by me. ha ha. plus, the dvd player is out there.

can i ask you a question?
have you ever ran into a random room with your samurai swords and yelled "ITS SPAGGETTI TIME!!!" ?

:D

Sarky Devotchka
12-25-2005, 08:59 PM
ha ha, I don't even remember making this. latest addiction: self-loathing? ha!

and no, I haven't ran into a room with my samurai sword shouting anything. heh. but I have definitely pulled it from it's sheath and shouted, "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILL MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!"

The Notorious LOL
12-25-2005, 09:50 PM
25. What was the last thing you spilled?
an altoid tin full of screws.


thats really the only worthwhile thing empty altoid tins can hold. I have one with nails in it, too. I havent spilled either, but I hope to someday.

paul jones
12-26-2005, 06:33 AM
1. First thing you did this morning?
make a cup of tea and have a smoke

2. Last thing you ate?
turkey

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
it does the job

4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
the world cup

5. What's annoying you right now?
the fact that I'm not in Australia for a friend's wedding

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
what's a theater?

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
not now after what I just went through

9. Is there someone you miss?
my family


10. What inspires you?
the music of Kraftwerk

11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists who
would u pick?
Kraftwerk,The Fall,Beastie Boys,Kajagoogoo and Leadbelly

12. Song that sums up your love life?
hello, by lionel richie (I had to agree on Sark's choice as I hope that one day a blind black lady makes a clay sculpture of my head

13.What are a few things you wish you were better at doing?
money makin and having sex a lot with women

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
in Melbourne,drinking at a B-B-Q with me Aussie mates,talking shit and shit

15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade?
that was a loooooong time ago.

16. Latest addiction?
cigarrettes,I tried giving up last week until I found out stuff

17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone?
yes,especially after playing violent video games

18.How many people would you say are interested in you?
I don't know

19. What do you love doing?
being off work

20. Do you think someone thinks about you dailly?
yeah,parents

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
Simon

22. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Victor Meldrew

23. What is your favorite food?
eggs,chicken

24. How many people do you know with the same name as you?
24

25. What was the last thing you spilled?
i dunno

hitmonlee
12-26-2005, 12:06 PM
i'm so bored...


1. First thing you did this morning?
woke up, walked into the next room to find a time telling device, and upon seeing it was 8.30 am, went back to sleep.

2. Last thing you ate?
chips from maccas

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
no, its hot. boys love it. (y)

4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
nothing to look forward to...

5. What's annoying you right now?
can't sleep

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
bee season
it was weird

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
not at all. if you're not together, you're not together. temporay absence yes, permanent long term no.

9. Is there someone you miss?
yes.

10. What inspires you?
nothing.

11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists who
would u pick?
beck
basement jaxx
the prodigy
faith no more
the cure

12. Song that sums up your love life?
infatuation - christina aguilera

13.What are a few things you wish you were better at doing?
singing and drawing.

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
with my ex in bed sleeping

15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade?
the mole on my teachers eye

16. Latest addiction?
alcohol. doing nothing. avocado.

17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone?
yes. the time it was the strongest was when i was on a camp with my best friend and it was camp from hell and she drove me insane for some reason.

18.How many people would you say are interested in you?
4 or so. 2 have realised im a headcase so probably arent interested.

19. What do you love doing?
eating, being stoned, watching tv, sleeping, going out drinking with best friend.

20. Do you think someone thinks about you dailly?
probably an old ex and my parents.

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
the old ex mentioned in the post before

22. What do you want to be when you grow up?
something.

23. What is your favorite food?
hot chips

24. How many people do you know with the same name as you?
2 at the moment are around my circles of friends.

25. What was the last thing you spilled?
ashtray

alexandra
12-26-2005, 12:35 PM
who

cares

hitmonlee
12-26-2005, 01:43 PM
who

cares

noone probably, as i said, i was bored :)

paul jones
12-26-2005, 01:45 PM
noone probably, as i said, i was bored :)

me too,but you've gotta have a laugh (y)

alexandra
12-26-2005, 02:22 PM
noone probably, as i said, i was bored :)
it was directed at the questions. ;=)