Merry Fucking Christmas!

[DipDipDive]

Guess what? I hate you all. (y)

[Sarky Devotchka]

a few days ago I accidentally shut my cat's paw in my dresser drawer when he was trying to jump in my sock drawer and he screamed like a woman then ran and hid under the christmas tree and I had to give him treats to make him come out. then earlier today I accidentally stepped on his paw and he screamed like a woman again and hid under the christmas tree and I gave him treats.

I think he's doing this on purpose.

[jabumbo]

i'll be sitting under your tree with a bow on my head in the morning just for you

[DipDipDive]

a few days ago I accidentally shut my cat's paw in my dresser drawer when he was trying to jump in my sock drawer and he screamed like a woman then ran and hid under the christmas tree and I had to give him treats to make him come out. then earlier today I accidentally stepped on his paw and he screamed like a woman again and hid under the christmas tree and I gave him treats.

I think he's doing this on purpose.

I'm bored. Maybe I should go hide under my tree and see if someone will try to lure me out with treats.

But if jabumbo's under there, fuck all that.

[Documad]

This afternoon, my brother's cat (who I don't know) walked toward me with his tail slightly bent but straight in the air, and then he shook his tail really fast while keeping it extended upwards and then he walked over and head-butted my leg. :confused:

[Sarky Devotchka]

I don't know about you, but I am fighting boredom by looking up all the people I vaguely remember from high school on myspace and asking them to be my friends. ha! well, only one. all the girls now are either married or fat, or both. just as I planned...muwhahahaha!

[Documad]

I don't know about you, but I am fighting boredom by looking up all the people I vaguely remember from high school on myspace and asking them to be my friends. ha! well, only one. all the girls now are either married or fat, or both. just as I planned...muwhahahaha!
I know you're not talking to me, but I'm a lot older than you, and I got a Christmas card the other day from a girl I haven't seen since junior year of high school. She appears to be divorced and has moved back into her parents' house. She wants to get together and hang out.

[Sarky Devotchka]

GO FOR IT DUDE! she totally wants you.

[Documad]

It's possible that she wants me. She was always very confused.

But I'm not a lesbian. :p

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh well, then forget it. she sounds like trouble.

[Documad]

she was one of those girls who always wanted to be a psychologist because she was trying to figure out what was wrong with her.

she also used to sing "One Tin Soldier" while driving her car. all the time. we were in a club together so i was stuck with her frequently.

maybe the oddest thing about her christmas card was that in the middle of the note she wrote, she put a sideways smilie, like you would type on this message board, except that she was writing with a pen " : ) "

[QueenAdrock]

a few days ago I accidentally shut my cat's paw in my dresser drawer when he was trying to jump in my sock drawer and he screamed like a woman then ran and hid under the christmas tree and I had to give him treats to make him come out. then earlier today I accidentally stepped on his paw and he screamed like a woman again and hid under the christmas tree and I gave him treats.

I think he's doing this on purpose.
(y)

My cat Nikki was drinking the water outta the Christmas tree stand, when my other cat Cassie came along and she got that "OH SHIT" wide-eyed look on her face, and ran and hid behind the vacuum cleaner. She then kept peering around the cleaner at Nikki, and she started wiggling her butt like she does when she's about to attack, and then just leaped out, ran full force at Nikki and smacked her in the face with her paw. Nikki spit-taked her water and hissed at Cassie.

What a bitch Cassie is. But it was pretty fuckin' funny from the couch.

[tracky]

I'm sure you would be delighted to know (and by that I mean freaked out) that a girl named DipDipDive featured in my dream last night. I say a girl of the same name cause I don't know you at all. Weird.

[cerveza]

yeah
prolly one of the worser (thats right i said worser) xmases
went to the ER at 6 in the morning coz i couldn't swallow
turns out i got a nasty case of christmas strep throat
woohoo!
thank god my parents are the shit
even if they did move to east bumblefuck egypt