i can't watch porn anymore

[alexandra]

without speculating everything i see + hear and laugh my head off. a buddy of mine is the same, anyone here too?

[DipDipDive]

I enjoy the softcore porn.

[QueenAdrock]

It's a mixture of laughing/being strangely turned on for me.

[miss_bhaven]

Why can't you watch it? :confused:

[jabumbo]

i hate nipples

so watching porn is hard for me sometimes...



i tenf to laugh a lot myself though

[TurdBerglar]

HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE HATE NIPPLES

[paul jones]

porn is worth it alone for the faces they pull (y)

[Mr_Complex]

so watching porn is hard for me sometimes...

I can imagine.

[tracky]

i hate nipples

whaaaaaat?

lies

how can you hate a nipple? do you freak out every time you take a shower? :confused:

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm with norcen, amature is the answer to your problem Alexandra. Even if it is still staged to look 'normal'...its better than some unrealistic, overdone situation.

[alexandra]

^ can't really say that i see this as a "problem". :D i get entertained, just in another way.

even the word "porn" is funny saying + writing, and the fact that so many girls in that business call themselves "models". :D

[DipDipDive]

i hate nipples

Alright. Time for a serious question...

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I mean really. That is one of the most bizarre, irrational, and offensive comments I've ever seen on this board.

[alexandra]

wow. people get loco around here if you say you hate nipples.

[paul jones]

nipples are fuckin def (y)

[hitmonlee]

nipples are a little weird up close but imagine a breast without them

[paul jones]

nipples are a little weird up close but imagine a breast without them

yeah,they'd look like two bald heads

[adam_f]

They'd look like Howie Mandel.

[Rawr]

im a girl and all.
but i've gotta ask any guy this.
whats so plesuring about watching a unknown girl, getting a unknown dude's dick shoved in her and out her for 2 hours ?
i mean i could understand it being fine if its you, with a girl your with but i dont get it the other way around..

[ASsman]

It's a guy thing, not even a 400 page scientific research paper will answer it for you....


It's like asking a girl, what the fuck is it about some smelly candles and dead roses that turns them on. All I need is a pair of naked boobies and Im ready to go. It's the way we are wired.


As for laughing at the porn, try some sofcore (also I'm assuming anyone laughing at porn is a girl). Bliss on the Oh! Oxygen channel, is a women produced/written erotica series. You might wanna look into that, my girl keeps saying it's too softcore for her, 'too much talk not enough cock' etc. But it might be perfect for you, has some really erotic settings like penthouse stories.

[Chicka B]

i haven't watched any porn this year. sad but true

It's ok, I never watched a porn in my entire life!

[alexandra]

^ i remember when i could still say that.

[Beckalina]

porn's alright

but cooking shows, now they are hot

[Chicka B]

^ i remember when i could still say that.

Actually I just remembered I did, but on accident. I walked in on my older half brother and on the tv all it showed was the camera focused in on a dick goin in and out and it was in black and white. I was only 4 so I don't think I knew what it was. :p

[ilona-maaria]

porn is really hilarious to watch. me and my friends always watch por when we are drunk, because it's the best comedy ever..

[jammytastic]

i cant watch regular porn anymore cause its so unoriginal. i like german and dutch porn. extreme stuff with shitting and pissing and beatings and extreme penetration fisting etc.

nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than a fisting dvd.

[ASsman]

Hmmm, yah you have to give porn a bit of a rest. Go back to your roots, nude solo pics, that always brings back memories... And stops me from progressing into Farmhouse Fucking and the such.

[Ace42X]

im a girl and all.
but i've gotta ask any guy this.
whats so plesuring about watching a unknown girl, getting a unknown dude's dick shoved in her and out her for 2 hours ?
i mean i could understand it being fine if its you, with a girl your with but i dont get it the other way around..

Depends on the context, and the porn.

Firstly, a lot of uber hot chicks have done porn, and a lot of uber hot chicks won't do me. That's the first important thing to remember. There are very few legitimate ways that I will get to see hot chicks naked.

Secondly, a lot of really pervy dirty shit happens in porn. It's prolly stuff you'd not really want to do yourself for a number of reasons, but spark your curiosity. Thus it is a safe way of vicariously enjoying otherwise 'dangerous' sexual practices.

"Yeah, I'd never take part in a massive jizzy orgy with loads of sexual partners, but I'm not saying I don't find the idea a bit arousing." as an example.

Thirdly, there are all sorts of things that your better half wouldn't let you do and you wouldn't necessarily WANT her to let you do.

Anal sex doesn't appeal to me personally, but I can imagine that some people really get off on it, but their girlfriends won't let them, and / or they don't want their girlfriends having a deformed gaping hole than needs an ass-tampon to stop leakage.

Similarly, the "Unknown" thing can help with the fantasy. If you know someone well, the fact that they are "acting up to the camera" makes it impossible to suspend disbelief and enter into a plausible fantasy about them. A complete stranger is a closed book, and can fulfill whatever role the porn voyeur requires.

There are all number of things in the favour of porn. It's a great stimuli, and I think that women that don't respond to it are generally victims of social conditioning. Much as many women are a bit cagey and self-conscious about masturbation STILL, many are even more so when it comes to porn.

Added to this, a lot of women are probably not as experienced porn-hounds as guys, and thus are less capable of finding genuinely arousing material, rather than the pathetic clichéd dross that fills the media.

[QueenAdrock]

I thought the whole reason why guys liked the 'unknown' thing because that meant it would be easier to pretend it was someone they knew. Don't you use your imagination when watching porn? Like, wow, that could be my penis. And that could be *insert girl here*'s vagina. We could be having sex. Let me start touching myself. And such.

[ASsman]

I thought the whole reason why guys liked the 'unknown' thing because that meant it would be easier to pretend it was someone they knew. Don't you use your imagination when watching porn? Like, wow, that could be my penis. And that could be *insert girl here*'s vagina. We could be having sex. Let me start touching myself. And such.
I think that's more true about Amatuer porn than just porn porn.


Sometimes that it, you imagine your girl doing it to yah... sometimes not so much and would rather bone some hot bitch with fake titties...

[Anne Lauren]

Porn makes me horny as hell! However, it's hilarious! I love the cheesy plots. And, how the girls will be completely naked except for their high heels. And, the guys always leave their socks on.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

if you switch the sound off it becomes more effective for it's intended purpose. i find.

[Anne Lauren]

if you switch the sound off it becomes more effective for it's intended purpose. i find.

Oh yeah, it gets the job done. (y)

[Echewta]

The heels are like handles so I can understand that.

[alexandra]

i always imagine the girl kicking the guys' ass with a heel, to speed him up a bit. makes me laugh even more. :D