I PLEAD

[DandyFop]

SOMEONE COME MAKE OUT WITH ME DEAR GOD

FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS IM AN ATTENTION WHORE. I DO NOT CARE. I SIMPLY WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KISS.

[Gareth]

ew gross.

[DandyFop]

for the record I regretted this post about 10 seconds after posting it

CAUSE DUH, posting here ain't gonna do me no good

[Gareth]

don't worry
i'm bout it

[B4BY 4NN]

I wouldn't mind having a penis in my gine right about now...

[DandyFop]

fo REAL

[CJM]

well, i know first hand that guys are always looking for women to make out with. i don't think you ladies are trying hard enough.

[DandyFop]

This is very true. But it's not as easy as it may seem, i mean I certainly don't have the balls to come up to some guy and tell him to suck face with me.

[CJM]

for the most part, that's exactly what a guy wants to hear.

[DandyFop]

yeah GREAT WONDERFULE BLAHAALAA :mad:

[CJM]

last time i try and help a horny drunk woman...... :p*
































*note: only added so that said woman doesn't get the wrong message. i don't like using those damn smiley face things.

[DandyFop]

IM NOT DRUNK


MAYBE

[CJM]

meh, sleep it off, and start your game tomorrow. it's the Christmas break, and if all else fails, there's always New Years Eve.

[DandyFop]

If I don't get some New Years Eve I am seriously going to kill somebody.

[CJM]

godspeed, then. i'm going to sleep. gotta get up early to buy cheap stuff at stores.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Wooo Stocktake sales (y) (y)

[Rawr]

:eek: EWWW BOY COOTIES!!




haha :D

[miss soul fire]

well, i know first hand that guys are always looking for women to make out with. i don't think you ladies are trying hard enough.
But most of them are psychos. How about the good ones? I'll tell you about the good ones. THEY ARE TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
Hihihi.:D

[CJM]

But most of them are psychos. How about the good ones? I'll tell you about the good ones. THEY ARE TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
Hihihi.:D



i'm still free! :p

[paul jones]

we all need to arrange a Beastie Free and Easy night (y)

[CJM]

^here, here.

[kll]

at least new year's is around the corner. if you find a good enough place (as in South Lake Tahoe) to celebrate, you can find at least 30 people to make out with...

[miss soul fire]

i'm still free! :p
You just wait, fella!!:p


I wish I could make out in New Year's Eve, but only old big belly beer men get closer to me. Not to mention the 90-year-old ladies!!!

[paul jones]

You just wait, fella!!:p


I wish I could make out in New Year's Eve, but only old big belly beer men get closer to me. Not to mention the 90-year-old ladies!!!

I love the 90 year old ladies! :D (y)

[TurdBerglar]

why kiss when you can fuck

[paul jones]

why kiss when you can fuck

(y)

[kll]

ok -this is in response to both turd AND pj... you guys suck. making out is one of the greatest things in the world. sex is just sex, but making out is something super special. if you guys don't kiss and only "fuck", then you'll never please the women you're with... just sayin'...

[TurdBerglar]

just kiss her when your fuckn'

[miss soul fire]

Pigzzzzzz.:p

[DIGI]

If I don't get some New Years Eve I am seriously going to kill somebody.


**CHECKING AIR RATES TO UTAH WHILE STUFFING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF LUBE INTO SUITCASE**

[TurdBerglar]

**CHECKING AIR RATES TO UTAH WHILE STUFFING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF LUBE INTO SUITCASE**


i don't think you're gonna need lube with dandy


that's just a hunch i have

[kll]

i don't think you're gonna need lube with dandy


that's just a hunch i have


haha. too true!

[TurdBerglar]

dandy could probably collect her own natural lube and market it. guys would buy just to use it to whack off to and sniff it while the unfortunate ladies out there could use it for their own personal satisfication.

[hpdrifter]

Maybe if you were a little less desperate someone would be more inclined to mosey your way.

[burbboi]

If there's one thing i've learned, it is that when you least expect it...a completely hot stranger will grab you and start sucking face.

In a perfect world maybe.

[kll]

New from Johnson's & Johnson's "DandyLube". When it's time to be easy, you've got to be greasy.


that's clever. i wonder if dandy should use that as a pick up line.

[cookiepuss]

This is very true. But it's not as easy as it may seem, i mean I certainly don't have the balls to come up to some guy and tell him to suck face with me.

You really don't have to have alot of balls, I promise...maybe just about two,errrr maybe three lemon drops with 151 floaters.......

For real though...one time I had just broken up with a boyfriend and my friends took me out. I was like, "ya know i really don;t want to get to know anyone I just wanna make out. I wonder what would happen if I just walk up to a dood and ask him to make out." so I picked out a guy in the bar I thought was cute, I walked up to him and said flat out: "Hi. My boyfriend broke up with me a few days ago and I was wondering if maybe you would like to cheer me up by making out with me." He said yes. and we did. and it was fun. and that was it.

you have the power, Dandy! use it! ;)

[fucktopgirl]

dandy i dont understand how come you have problem to get laid or making out!!!!?? for real,,just go get drunk,spot a guy ,go lick is face and that it!!

[kll]

dandy go get drunk,spot a guy ,go lick is face and that it!!
that sounds so hot. i can't understand how any guy could resist...

[fucktopgirl]

that sounds so hot. i can't understand how any guy could resist...


haha,yea thta how i get my bf,,,plus add some mushroom in the mix :eek: :D

[DandyFop]

Thanks for the tips everybody. It's hard enough though, personally, wondering if someone I'm on a date with wants to kiss, much less a random stranger. But if I have enough drinks I'll be fancy free.

Oh btw, DandyLube is now available for sale - $19.50 for 10 oz., or two for $30.00. Now that's a deal.

[miss soul fire]

haha,yea thta how i get my bf,,,plus add some mushroom in the mix :eek: :D
Are you drunk, fucktopgirl??:D

[DandyFop]

HIhihihhihihihi!

Roby is amazing

[miss soul fire]

HIhihihhihihihi!

Roby is amazing
Aww, shucks, no you are!:o
Did you get my last PM?

[Anne Lauren]

SOMEONE COME MAKE OUT WITH ME DEAR GOD

FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS IM AN ATTENTION WHORE. I DO NOT CARE. I SIMPLY WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KISS.

Hahahaha! That's great! (y)

I know what you mean...I hate being single. Too much work! When you have that little steady relationship thing going...all you have to do is just roll over. I took it for granted! But, it does have it's down sides.

[ILLMIX]

I think DandyFop shud cum to the UK. :cool:

[DandyFop]

I made out.

YUSSSSSSSSSS.

He grabbed me in the middle of me talking about 10 inches of my hair being cut off. It was awesome. We made out forever in my car untill I got freaked out because it was 5 a.m. and the paperboy was out there delivering papers. Then we made out some more. jesus CHRIST kissing is amazing.

[Tzar]

rrrrrranga

[Qdrop]

this sounds like a made-for-TV teen-romance-comedy movie.

"Dandy Needs a Kiss for Christmas".






Alicia Witt plays Dandy....