I like to whistle

[Echewta]

over salad guards. I wonder if people realize I'm taking advantage of modern tech while reaching for the cottage cheese and/or bowl of peas.

[kll]

So, it's like you are blowing on the food and spreading your germs, but you really aren't?

[Echewta]

Yes! If someone were to say something about my whistling, it wouldn't be a challenge to put their mind at easy with the gold crome supported sneeze guard.

[kll]

gold crome would show off any and all snot... they should consider another color... perhaps green or clear

[Echewta]

Gold crome is majestic. I wouldn't change it.

[kll]

that word keeps appearing for some odd reason.





the gold fits in nicely with those creepy Narnia nipples.

[abcdefz]

Fish and whistle
Whistle and fish
Eat everything that they put on your dish
And when we get together, then we'd make a big wish
That we'd never have to do this
Again
Again
Again!

Oh --

Father, forgive us
For what we must do
You forgive us
And we'll forgive You
We'll forgive each other
'til we both turn blue
Then we'll whistle and go fishing in heaven.

[cerveza]

do you also like to grandiose whistle?

[Echewta]

John Prine is probably not the best whislter.

[abcdefz]

John Prine is probably not the best whislter.



His spilling's not so hot, neither.

[miss soul fire]

I simply hate whistlers! They annoy the hell out of me. It seems like they are pretending to be happy and want to show everyone in the world how happy they are. It's better sing that song "Don't worry be happy" than whistle. :mad:

[paul jones]

I thought about whistling over my beans and chips after reading this thread but the vibes weren't right

[TurdBerglar]

i can whistle many different ways

[miss soul fire]

You can't whistle can you?
Hell no!:D

[wanton wench]

:( i cant whistle!
what the hell is that? why can some people whistle every song or stupid commercial they have ever heard and some people cant whistle to save their lives!

[miss soul fire]

My whole body structure just wasn't made for whistling! I've tried my whole life, but it's useless! So I hate the ones who do it. They get on my nerves!:mad::p

[TurdBerglar]

try whistling with your ass

[Rock]

:( i cant whistle!............some people cant whistle to save their lives!
The trick is (in my experience in learning and teaching) to whistle sucking in first. After that...its all butter baby.

[miss soul fire]

try whistling with your ass
No thanks. That's the only whistle you can do??

Is your ass your head? If not, I bet it commands it.:p

[TurdBerglar]

No thanks. That's the only whistle you can do??

Is your ass your head? If not, I bet it commands it.:p


i can whistle with my hands lips and toungue. not my ass. but i just thought maybe you could.

[miss soul fire]

i can whistle with my hands lips and toungue. not my ass. but i just thought maybe you could.
Why me??
I bet you could. I mean, if you can do it with your tongue and God knows where has it been.:p

[wanton wench]

*Whistling* I'm not sure?
i'll mute ya

*tapes cmutes mouth*

***does a little silent dance***

[Rock]

I can make that "phffffft" sound with my ass after a lot of milk or some mac and cheese.

[kll]

I can make that "phffffft" sound with my ass after a lot of milk or some mac and cheese.
like, it just happens to make that sound when you eat that stuff or can you actually pick and choose your fart sounds?

[Rock]

like, it just happens to make that sound when you eat that stuff or can you actually pick and choose your fart sounds?
pick and choose. But only when I have those two dairyful items. Cheese..no luck, yogurt..no luck, milk shake..no luck.

[wanton wench]

The trick is (in my experience in learning and teaching) to whistle sucking in first. After that...its all butter baby.
are we talking turkey???????

or how to whistle?
i have tried every way you could possible try to whistle and still cant! well except out of my ass. cant everyone don that???? even babies and shit???

[Rock]

vagina and ass.

[kll]

Rock gets laid more than anyone on this board.

[Rock]

Rock gets laid more than anyone on this board.
Yeah...not only am i such a mackaloscious P.I.M.P, but my breath constantly smells like sweet poonani, and my cock constantly smells like latex. I keep the latex industry afloat with all the "laying" I do.

[marsdaddy]

Should we rename the sneeze guard to chrome whistle guard or something else?

[fucktopgirl]

Yeah...not only am i such a mackaloscious P.I.M.P, but my breath constantly smells like sweet poonani, and my cock constantly smells like latex. I keep the latex industry afloat with all the "laying" I do.


ouach,,you dick taste like latex,,man go wash your dick! :D