TurdBerglar
12-27-2005, 02:07 PM
seriously they don't
i was on the bus today rocking out to some led zepp on my mp3 player. and there's this stop that's always abundant with retards/adult crack babies. i think they work at the goodwill that's nearby. anyways one of the fuckers sits in front of me and he's covered in dry scaley skin and smells like spoiled milk. im keeping an eye on him becuase of the severe lack of trust i have for the mentally incapable. every 30 seconds or so he throws his fingers into his ears and completely freaks the fuck out and looks around like something is attacking him. then he throws a tantrum and bugs the complete fuck out makeing the stereotypical monotone retard groan. i keep watching him makeing sure he doesn't freak out to much and starts to attack me. at this point i have no idea what's makeing him freak out this badly. then it dawned on me. everytime mr. plant would belt out some of his fantastic talent, this guy would start his routine. now i was cracking up and the nontards on the bus were looking at me like i was an asshole. i would start chuckling knowing when a point in a song that would tip this guy off was comeing by. then the part would come and BAM, FUCKN' BLAST OFF. the nutter would do his thing. then i just couldn't contain myself and i would crack up. all his other tard buddies were laughing at him and pointing like little kids do. ah man it was great.
i was on the bus today rocking out to some led zepp on my mp3 player. and there's this stop that's always abundant with retards/adult crack babies. i think they work at the goodwill that's nearby. anyways one of the fuckers sits in front of me and he's covered in dry scaley skin and smells like spoiled milk. im keeping an eye on him becuase of the severe lack of trust i have for the mentally incapable. every 30 seconds or so he throws his fingers into his ears and completely freaks the fuck out and looks around like something is attacking him. then he throws a tantrum and bugs the complete fuck out makeing the stereotypical monotone retard groan. i keep watching him makeing sure he doesn't freak out to much and starts to attack me. at this point i have no idea what's makeing him freak out this badly. then it dawned on me. everytime mr. plant would belt out some of his fantastic talent, this guy would start his routine. now i was cracking up and the nontards on the bus were looking at me like i was an asshole. i would start chuckling knowing when a point in a song that would tip this guy off was comeing by. then the part would come and BAM, FUCKN' BLAST OFF. the nutter would do his thing. then i just couldn't contain myself and i would crack up. all his other tard buddies were laughing at him and pointing like little kids do. ah man it was great.