Fist Of Fury or Milk?

[paul jones]

I just went down the mini Tesco and got 4x 2 pinters of semi skimmed then I get back and see that my brother has bought enough milk to last until at least the 3rd but the milk I bought can be used up until the 7th

shit,it's enough milk to last but there was a copy of Bruce Lee's 'Fist Of Fury' DVD in the newsagents,1st in a series of martial arts films thing

it was only £2.99, I could have bought that!

still,at least I've got plenty of milk (y)

[Chad the Lad]

mate forget bout that cheepo dvd

i got the "hong kong legends" edition of fists of fury and its the FUCKING TITS!

go cop dat! (and drink tons a milk)

[Lindsey_1535]

sweet story paulo (y)

[Tzar]

nothing is fresher than fresh milk....


:confused:


no, really... milk is for the win.

[paul jones]

shit,I forgot to buy some frozen pizzas!

there's a massive one in the fridge but I could have topped up

[na§tee]

god. i wish i had some milk in the flat. anything fresssh.
just got home last evening and the fridge has that dreadful smell of "tiny piece of parmesan wrapped up in cling film at the back" and "half a red pepper left in the drawer". disgusting. we are disgusting. i am disgusting. so sue me.
i am going to gut it all tonight.. get rid of the 893824908235 billion relishes and condiments we gots going on there and start anew. it's 2006 soon an' all.
but first i am searching desperately for a recipe for wagamama's ebi kare lomen but i can't find it and it's not in their recipe book.
:mad:
bugger.

[Tzar]

but parmesan always smells like shit?

i'd hate to smell rotton parmesan. :mad:

[TAL]

Milk Of Fury.

Starring Paul Jones wondering why he has so much milk and not a great movie.

[na§tee]

but parmesan always smells like shit?
this is true.
but most normal people put it away in a tub of some sort.
this piece is loosely wrapped in cling film and has impregnated the whole tiny fridge with it's cheesey whiff over however many months it has been there.
(n)
not cool.

[Tzar]

i remember the morning after getting-drunk-and-vomitting-my-guts-up-on-the-way-home, my mum was cooking some shit for mother's day and she dropped a tub of parmesan on the floor.

was not cool either. (n)

[na§tee]

i feel for you. not cool.
okay so now i am not really that up for cleaning my fridge anymore, ha!
what a delightful thread this is! making me smile.
what a good punchline "still, at least i've got plenty of milk!" is, too!

p.s. i think i shall have smoked sausage salad for dinner instead. yup, it exists.

[TAL]

Milk, not juice!

[paul jones]

Milk Of Fury.

Starring Paul Jones wondering why he has so much milk and not a great movie.

haha (y)

[TurdBerglar]

milk is fuckn' gross

[na§tee]

i went to the shops to buy my smoked sausage salad ingredients [no salad/veg anywhere on byre's road, btw so decided to make smoked sausage omelette.. mmmm] and picked up some cravendale ["so good the cows want it back!"] milk with a touch of VANILLA!
vanilla, dudes!

[na§tee]

it is delicious.
i like the way it is a "touch" of vanilla so it's not, like, vanilla milkshake and it's not plain old milk. it's a sort of hybrid.
also, there were like 10 of the strawberry ones left and only one vanilla carton left, so i guess it's a good sign.
yumyumyum. gonna pour me some more.

[wanton wench]

milk kinda freaks me out!

[TurdBerglar]

milk kinda freaks me out!


same here


eggs too

[burbboi]

Milk...does a body good!

[na§tee]

i guess milk it sorta weird, considering where it comes from.
we're all so naturalised to it it's like it's almost artificial in some way.
but it's cow's milk, one type of milk. "milk" like female mammals create..
ugh, and that's including me, i guess!
:eek:
[well hopefully not at this very moment since, i am pretty sure, not pregnant]

[na§tee]

i am watching sky one simpsons and the fist of fury magazine etc whatever advert just came on!
they had a sort of how-to step one thru 8 illustrated how-to-use-nunchucks-like-bruce-lee spread! awesome.
go back and buy it.

[wanton wench]

same here


eggs too
ew! did you ever have a meringue pie and its not cooked right so you have that disgusting clear glaze of egg shit! ew

[burbboi]

i guess milk it sorta weird, considering where it comes from.
we're all so naturalised to it it's like it's almost artificial in some way.
:eek:
[well hopefully not at this very moment since, i am pretty sure, not pregnant]


Yeah it is sort of weird....milk isn't supposed to last for a month but it does these days.

I'm not gay, but i'm a 'homo' kind of man :D

[avignon]

I got a dvd set at walmart for $10 that has every Bruce Lee movie ever made.

[roosta]

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[Chad the Lad]

^^^^^^^^^^

that song is amazing!!!!

[roosta]

i actually think its shite