elmo is on crack

[Rawr]

why the fuck would he want to count pants.

[BryanFerryRocks]

Back in the mid-to-late 70s, we'd say he was on cocaine. He is somewhat wealthy at this point, so I reckon such an assertion is valid.

"Pass the charlie, Elmo..."

[Chad the Lad]

just wait till he's on the Smack and starts stealing from Big Bird :p

[Rawr]

LMAO.
AHHAHA.
i was watching it and it felt like hours went by and he was still spinning super fastly and shouting "WHAHA WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WAHAHHAHAHAHAA"
and then stoped and insisted on counting pants

[Rawr]

elmo is a homophobic. elmo is a homophobic.
elmo is on my bed elmo is on my bed
elmo is on his neese elmo is on his neese
elmo is, undressing me. ELMO IS UNDRESSING ME


HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
:D

[Echewta]

Elmo eats his breakfast from a mirror.

[Sarky Devotchka]

what the hell are you guys talking about?! elmo is a dear precious friend to all, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Freebasser]

Yeah, it's big bird that's hooked on crack.

Everyone knows that.

Everyone.

[DemonicAngel444]

... O.o WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

[TAL]

Should I post my Elmo shirt again?

[TurdBerglar]

but this time smoke some crack