Where the hell is mickill?

[kll]

This hiatus that he's on has got to be unhealthy.

[TurdBerglar]

this place is better without mickill and qdrop

[zippo]

mickill yes

where

[kll]

qwho?

[zippo]

you know im coming around when you hear

i gotta go i gotta go
i gotta go with the flow
cuz i know
that when i go
i gotta go with the flow

[TurdBerglar]

you like them boxers, huh?

[voltanapricot]

Okay so t'other day I was looking at a map of Canada I mean bloody hell I did not realise that that country was so huge. So anyway I reckon mickill is lost somewhere in his native country U-turning his way through a Canadian forest. ENNIT.

[TurdBerglar]

MICKILL swears by the boxers. I prefer freeballing against a pair of stiff Levi's.


dude you get way to excited when you start swinging from side to side and start rubbing up against the jeans

[kll]

Okay so t'other day I was looking at a map of Canada I mean bloody hell I did not realise that that country was so huge. So anyway I reckon mickill is lost somewhere in his native country U-turning his way through a Canadian forest. ENNIT.

oh, is that all? how disappointing. :(

[voltanapricot]

MIKE COME BACK EVERYONE IS BEING HOMOoMoo.

[TurdBerglar]

Isn't that the point?





You offer me such few options for real pleasure. Jeans are all I get.


i could always use that tobasco suace again

[kll]

Turd, you are way kinkier than I ever gave you credit for...

[TurdBerglar]

well you know i like them spicey latinas

[kll]

i think all he needs is a stroke


hahaha

[Rawr]

its funny how i read that title and then suddenly suspensful music comes into play

[TurdBerglar]

i fuckn' spit on him

[TurdBerglar]

maybe i should buy some of dandy's shit

[marsdaddy]

Stick to the topic at hand, people. Since there are no logical answers, I'm betting mickill was in his Passat when theives struck, this time. Forget the baby gear, they wanted to source.

[kll]

i fuckn' spit on him


huh.

[kll]

Stick to the topic at hand, people. Since there are no logical answers, I'm betting mickill was in his Passat when theives struck, this time. Forget the baby gear, they wanted to source. Yeah the source being DandyLube.

[TurdBerglar]

DandyLube, DandyLube when it's time for some lovin' grab a tube.



it comes in a bucket dude. like crisco

[kll]

she must be workin' overtime these days...

[DIGI]

Yeah cuz it's almost been 48 hours since he's posted. Maybe he's rock climbing? Maybe he's puttin down some phat lyrics in his cubicle? Maybe he got his dick caught in a dirt devil? Maybe he's making popcorn? The possibilities are endless with that guy. Maybe he's watching Love Boat? Maybe he's exfoliating? Maybe he's eating a cobb salad? Maybe he's eating a cobb salad while washing his Passat? Maybe he's developing an ingrown toenail? Ouch! Oh God, Mike, I hope you're okay!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freebasser]

ooogivzadamn?

[DandyFop]

I like that my vaginal secretions have a life of their own on the BBMB

[TurdBerglar]

Maybe they should have an alias too.

and a pic in the family album

[DandyFop]

I guess if Turd's penis is on here, then it makes sense.

[TurdBerglar]

my alias and your alias should meet

[DandyFop]

I'm too lazy to make a dandylube alias. Somebody funny do it.

[Freebasser]

Well, that's a lost cause.

[miss soul fire]

This message board is super good now! :p

[tulla]

MIKEY4PREZ

[avignon]

I told you all that I'm not setting mickill free until the next full moon. Now I have to go tighten his gag- he's worked it loose again from all the begging and pleading. And it's time to spank him again.

[TurdBerglar]

i can totally see you doing that type of shit

[avignon]

Yes, but not to mickill. He has cooties.

[TurdBerglar]

mickill is one of those pretty boys affraid to get dirty anyways

[avignon]

I know. I need a man that I can't break.

[Knuckles]

I got him a case of this (http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/nair-for-men-lg.jpg) for Christmas so he's gonna be busy for a little while. Have you ever seen his ass? One cheek alone could take a few days to de-hairify. :(

[jabumbo]

the only thing i've noticed is all these shit ass threads from kll popping up

[ToucanSpam]

This place isnt even worth coming to if mickill and qdrop quit.

[Qdrop]

This place isnt even worth coming to if mickill and qdrop quit.

for fuck sake.
we both have off from work....

we don't surf much at home, we instead spend more time, you know....having a social life, etc.

you can live without us for a few days.



and the only reason Turd likes it better without us on, is cause he thinks he rules the roost in our absense....
when the cat's away....

[Kid Presentable]

Just a little full of ourselves now, aren't we?

PINK!

[na§tee]

mickill is currently glueing and colouring assorted pasta shapes into a festive mosaic on my bedroom wall.
if he finishes the rigatoni tubes by tonight i may just let him free.
suckers.

[Qdrop]

Just a little full of ourselves now, aren't we?

oh come now...
with some hard work and dedication...YOU TOO could become popular/notorious on a internet music message board! some people work thier entire lives to accomplish that!

oh, cherish the thought!

[Qdrop]

I know, I thought this thread was called "Where in the hell is mickill", not "QDrop and mickill are the very bestest!" :rolleyes:

well.....it should be.

[Vic Colfari]

The Mickill Chapel was founded about 1860. The Mickill family had moved to the area by the chapel in about 1859. And it was dedicated on June 16, 1889 by Bishop E. R. Hendrix of Kansas City.

[Qdrop]

HA! You have no idea how ironic that statement is.

HA! of course i do, you shithead.

i can poke fun of myself and this board. it's not difficult.

jesus, you think i'm serious.....

[DandyFop]

Q I think that person might be referring to themself in the ironic statement. Not sure though.

[Vic Colfari]

HA! You have no idea how ironic that statement is.

Let's please keep RACISM out of this.

[Kid Presentable]

There's a fair chance mickill is developing his character. The fans had really turned on him recently, all this "Not your A-Game, Mike" and "mickill used to be much funnier, but now I just take him for granted. Kid warned him about blowing up." talk probably got him to thinking. Grown men and women will have sex with animals on the back of carnival floats when he makes his triumphant return.

I hope he goes back to insulting you all.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm hoping you're right as usual Kid P, I really don't like not playing my role as 'Junior'.

[marsdaddy]

when the cat's away....You and Mickill starring as Tom and Jerry?

[kll]

You and Mickill starring as Tom and Jerry?


more like peniswrinkle and fucktopgirl

[TurdBerglar]

and the only reason Turd likes it better without us on, is cause he thinks he rules the roost in our absense....
when the cat's away....

no it's just less obnoxious and more creative here

[ToucanSpam]

no it's just less obnoxious and more creative here
Bullshit.

[marsdaddy]

Bullshit.Proof?

[Lex Diamonds]

He's behiiind yooou!!!

[Nuzzolese]

I've heard that babies are a lot of work and take up a lot of time. That's just my guess. Or he hates us all. I'm right on the line between those two.

[Lex Diamonds]

I've heard that babies are a lot of work and take up a lot of time. That's just my guess. Or he hates us all. I'm right on the line between those two.
Maybe his baby hates us all and has threatened to leave him unless he quits BBMB?

[fucktopgirl]

yea mickill,where the fuck are you??

maybe he as better thing to do then being here,like drinking and partying and hangout with family!!

[Nuzzolese]

I'd side with the baby. She's cuter than we are.

[marsdaddy]

I don't think he or Ava hate us ALL. It's just the know-it-all snobs. And there's no VIP room.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh the old "drinking and partying" stand by. Why is that the hallmark of having a life?

[ToucanSpam]

Proof?
Mickill and Q aren't obnoxious at all. They are forced to be because they prey upon the obnoxious' stupid tendencies.


As for the creative, I can't really tell, this place is as creative as a bag of french fries.

[fucktopgirl]

more like peniswrinkle and fucktopgirl


kll dont associate me with turd dick,,full of cheese,,,c'mon!!

[Nuzzolese]

Mickill was the inexplicable but always present single seasoned curly in your box of regular fries.

[adam_f]

Maybe he's auditioning for a burlesque show starring Tony Bennett and the Chi-lites. Maybe.

[beastiegirrl101]

Maybe he's just bored of your lame asses.

[adam_f]

Maybe he's on here right now laughing at us for speculating why he hasn't been here in a couple days. Seems plausible enough to be an actual fact.

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe he's just bored of your lame asses.

But not yours, right?

[hpdrifter]

Oh the old "drinking and partying" stand by. Why is that the hallmark of having a life?

I agree. He's got a hot wife and a beautiful baby at home, I think it probably has more to do with that.

[ToucanSpam]

All of you SHUT UP!!!




He'll be here, I just know it!!!

[marsdaddy]

Mickill was the inexplicable but always present single seasoned curly in your box of regular fries.Those are always undercooked and overseasoned.
All of you SHUT UP!!!




He'll be here, I just know it!!!Now THAT was creative.

[kll]

kll dont associate me with turd dick,,full of cheese,,,c'mon!!

i thought i was complimenting you by implying that you could be mickill or qdrop. or not.

[fucktopgirl]

i thought i was complimenting you by implying that you could be mickill or qdrop. or not.


implying that i was a dickhead,,not a compliment although mickill can be really clever at time! :D

[beastiegirrl101]

But not yours, right?

negative. We've been IMing this whole time.

[Qdrop]

no it's just less obnoxious and more creative here

this from the guy who's best gag is creating an alias for his penis.

you're the resident pervert. that is all you will ever be.

now shut the fuck up and talk about vagina's....


you're just a sexual assault case waiting to happen.

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop have you been absent lately?

[kll]

this from the guy who's best gag is creating an alias for his penis.



that's incorrect

[TurdBerglar]

i have no aliases

[marsdaddy]

Qdrop have you been absent lately? (y)

[miss soul fire]

Mickill and Qdrop are the disgrace of this MB. They want to act all like "I'm smarter than you because I start intellectual threads and I have movie-like thoughts, so I'll ignore all your posts". They are fucking disgusting and they need to be spanked in the bollocks to become men.

"Oh, Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of birth"

Wwoooooooowwwwwwww. I didn't know that. Thanks for clarifying that for me, Master.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[marsdaddy]

"Oh, Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of birth"

Wwoooooooowwwwwwww. I didn't know that. Thanks for clarifying that for me, Master.Does anyone remember when things got "lost in translation" with MSF? Not anymore. She's on fire!
hahahahaI wonder if you or kll have more posts like these. It's a tight race, I'm sure.

[Echewta]

damn msf. Wicked! (http://images.art.com/images/-/You-Got-Served-double-sided--C10122346.jpeg)

[TurdBerglar]

I wonder if you or kll have more posts like these. It's a tight race, I'm sure.


so who doesn't annoy you

[kll]

I wonder if you or kll have more posts like these. It's a tight race, I'm sure.
LOL :rolleyes:

[Nuzzolese]

Mickill and Qdrop are the disgrace of this MB. They want to act all like "I'm smarter than you because I start intellectual threads and I have movie-like thoughts, so I'll ignore all your posts". They are fucking disgusting and they need to be spanked in the bollocks to become men.

"Oh, Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of birth"

Wwoooooooowwwwwwww. I didn't know that. Thanks for clarifying that for me, Master.

No no no. That's me, not them. ME!! (You bossy lesbo)

[miss soul fire]

No no no. That's me, not them. ME!! (You bossy lesbo)
Just because you start intellectual threads it doesn't mean you are obnoxious like them! You also don't ignore all my posts. I'm bossy, but still not a lesbian.:o

[Anne Lauren]

Maybe they're working at their jobs? Or spending time with their families during the holidays? Or, maybe, they are watching T.V.? (lb)

Question...seriously, and I'm not being a smartass...How do all the people that mainly post during work hours manage to multitask as well as they do? Like, Qdrop, just simply for an example, manages to get his job done...while he also is able to keep up with all the threads and reply with these page long, well researched, documented and cited, and elequently written rebuttals. And he's able to do it with speed and preciseness. I mean he's spitin' these replies out left and right. Like, I'll still be reading one and by the time I'm done and go back to the main screen...he's already done two more replies. He's freakin' superman!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Mickill and Qdrop are the disgrace of this MB. They want to act all like "I'm smarter than you because I start intellectual threads and I have movie-like thoughts, so I'll ignore all your posts". They are fucking disgusting and they need to be spanked in the bollocks to become men.

"Oh, Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of birth"

Wwoooooooowwwwwwww. I didn't know that. Thanks for clarifying that for me, Master.
Whoa msf has really got a bit of sting in her tail lately (y)

Not that I entirely agree about mickill...but I only really read his posts in other music anyhoo.

[roosta]

edit: Just leave it out all togefver mate.

ohhh! i saw what you did wrote.

[Qdrop]

do you people realize how bad this thread makes ALL of you look?

4 pages worth of annalyzing why some people haven't been posting as much, and how they get anything done at work while posting...

why do you fuckin care?

i mean, a few posts of inquiry, sure....
but 4 pages and growing?

what an exercise in tedious, pointless, futility...


Anne- multi-tasking isn't difficult for the intelligent.

MSF- you fucking love us. you seriously do.

[Qdrop]

Qdrop have you been absent lately?

ohh...you're pushing my buttons.

ohhh.

they are so pushed.

[kll]

do you people realize how bad this thread makes ALL of you look?


I don't see where the problem is... it's like "Where's Waldo?" - people speculate out of boredom or for the same reason they post in 'I just took a huge dump' threads...



Would you have made this same comment if the thread said "Where the hell is Qdrop?" and it went to 4 pages?

[Qdrop]

people speculate out of boredom or for the same reason they post in 'I just took a huge dump' threads... you've been talking to Turd too much lately.



Would you have made this same comment if the thread said "Where the hell is Qdrop?" and it went to 4 pages? yeah. and it basically evolved into that anyway.

[kll]

haha.



Where IS waldo?

[roosta]

now c'mon q, we've seen far more banal subjects extend WAY beyond this.

seems like business as usual to me.

[Qdrop]

haha.



Where IS waldo?

page 13. bottom left.

[TurdBerglar]

you've been talking to Turd too much lately


hey


i talk about much much more than just shits

[Anne Lauren]

do you people realize how bad this thread makes ALL of you look?

4 pages worth of annalyzing why some people haven't been posting as much, and how they get anything done at work while posting...

why do you fuckin care?

i mean, a few posts of inquiry, sure....
but 4 pages and growing?

what an exercise in tedious, pointless, futility...


Anne- multi-tasking isn't difficult for the intelligent.



MSF- you fucking love us. you seriously do.


Oh that was a good cut-down...I'm unintelligent!

[Qdrop]

now c'mon q, we've seen far more banal subjects extend WAY beyond this.

seems like business as usual to me.

fight the power, roost.

[Qdrop]

Oh that was a good cut-down...I'm unintelligent!


thanks.
glad you liked it.

[kll]

hey


i talk about much much more than just shits


the funny part is that you and i haven't talked in a LONG time...

[kll]

I'm unintelligent!


At least it's not a death sentence...

[Anne Lauren]

At least it's not a death sentence...

Sure :confused:

[marsdaddy]

do you people realize how bad this thread makes ALL of you look?

4 pages worth of annalyzing why some people haven't been posting as much, and how they get anything done at work while posting...

why do you fuckin care?

i mean, a few posts of inquiry, sure....
but 4 pages and growing?

what an exercise in tedious, pointless, futility...


Anne- multi-tasking isn't difficult for the intelligent.

MSF- you fucking love us. you seriously do.If we cared how we looked would we hang out here?

It's a testament to our undying affection for mickill. Isn't this board a testament to those big words you used?

If your boss is pissed off because you're 5 minutes late, while he could care less about your co-workers hours, doesn't that mean you're handling your job with aplomb?

MSF PM'd me to tell me she loathes you and that Monopoly looking house you bought in upstate New York. She thinks you should updgrade to a hotel.

[Qdrop]

If we cared how we looked would we hang out here?

It's a testament to our undying affection for mickill. Isn't this board a testament to those big words you used?

If your boss is pissed off because you're 5 minutes late, while he could care less about your co-workers hours, doesn't that mean you're handling your job with aplomb?

MSF PM'd me to tell me she loathes you and that Monopoly looking house you bought in upstate New York. She thinks you should updgrade to a hotel.

jesus, that response was all over the fucking map.
focus, man...focus!

talking about my job punctuality and my house i bought last summer?
hey, August called....it wants it's jokes back.

pfftt...old people.

[Bob]

has anybody asked where i went? i've been posting less, i hope someone noticed

[Planetary]

i did bob, i did... *salutes*

[TAL]

i did bob, i did... *salutes*
This should be posted in the homosexuals thread.

[Planetary]

zing... :(

[Qdrop]

has anybody asked where i went? i've been posting less, i hope someone noticed

i noticed.

okay, i'm lying.



how about all the people that have been posting less or been absent lately...ALL start thier own special thread....in which they can post, or not post....or barely post.

it will be great.

[marsdaddy]

jesus, that response was all over the fucking map.
focus, man...focus!

talking about my job punctuality and my house i bought last summer?
hey, August called....it wants it's jokes back.

pfftt...old people.I'm focused like the Hubble. Being all over the map is the new bubble -- ask Google.

I think I was replying to your rant, line for line. So, if I'm unfocused...

[TAL]

Maybe you should've made lots of quotes.

[marsdaddy]

Maybe you should've made lots of quotes.Seems a bit OCD. Plus, I need to get paid so I can get out from under the bubble burst.

[TAL]

Alruggs got some extra cash now. Maybe you could ask her.

[marsdaddy]

Alruggs got some extra cash now. Maybe you could ask her.Maybe she can hook me up with an Avalon! (y) Need more car room with the 2nd kid only 10 weeks away from birth canal passage.

[synch]

Bob should post more.

[mickill]

Mickill and Qdrop are the disgrace of this MB. They want to act all like "I'm smarter than you because I start intellectual threads and I have movie-like thoughts, so I'll ignore all your posts". They are fucking disgusting and they need to be spanked in the bollocks to become men.

"Oh, Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of birth"

Wwoooooooowwwwwwww. I didn't know that. Thanks for clarifying that for me, Master.

I rarely if ever start threads that I would consider "intellectual". Either you're confused or you have a pretty loose criteria for what you deem "intellectual".



And why am I always getting lumped in with some other person on this board? Like I need a sidekick or something. Q, you cannot be my John Oates. I don't need a Gilligan. I'm good without a Chachi or a Tattoo or a Garth or a Memphis Bleek or a Mini Me.

[kll]

I rarely if ever start threads that I would consider "intellectual". Either you're confused or you have a pretty loose criteria for what you deem "intellectual".



And why am I always getting lumped in with some other person on this board? Like I need a sidekick or something. Q, you cannot be my John Oates. I don't need a Gilligan. I'm good without a Chachi or a Tattoo or a Garth or a Memphis Bleek or a Mini Me.

My thread is titled 'Where is mickill?' NOT anyone other than mickill.

[marsdaddy]

I don't need a Gilligan.You're the Skipper!

[mickill]

I don't blame you, kll.

Not for everything.

marsdad, you're sharp. I'm also Darryl Hall, The Fonz and Mr Roarke, among others. But you probably wanted to guess those on your own.

[ToucanSpam]

Mickill, were you born this way, or have you found the path to true immortality? Are you really for real, are you truly this 'cool' in everyone's eyes?

Or are you just a prick with lots of witty things to say? Maybe not a prick, but your remarks certainly have a bite ot them, a pep, a zing.


Either way, I bow to the master.

[mickill]

Mickill, were you born this way, or have you found the path to true immortality? Are you really for real, are you truly this 'cool' in everyone's eyes?

Or are you just a prick with lots of witty things to say? Maybe not a prick, but your remarks certainly have a bite ot them, a pep, a zing.


Either way, I bow to the master.
I'm going to pretend I didn't just read this.

[ToucanSpam]

....you can't 'pretend', we all know you did read it. You quoted it, too.


Looks like your days of coolness are gone, since you adressed the bottom of the 'cool' barrel.

[kll]

The only good thing to come out of this thread is DandyLube, everything else is shit. Pure shit. Welcome back mickill.


Agreed.



Plus, the last part of the thread just killed it. Not this post. The others. Mickill returning fucked it all up.

[mickill]

I didn't mean to play with your emotions, kll. And I realize that you were just trying to find some closure after all you'd been put through. I'll leave a note for you next time I'm out.

[Lex Diamonds]

Mickill, were you born this way, or have you found the path to true immortality? Are you really for real, are you truly this 'cool' in everyone's eyes?

Or are you just a prick with lots of witty things to say? Maybe not a prick, but your remarks certainly have a bite ot them, a pep, a zing.


Either way, I bow to the master.
haha h0m0

[Kid Presentable]

haha h0m0

That was mickill. :rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

That was mickill. :rolleyes:
Yeah it was kinda obvious.

[mickill]

That was mickill. :rolleyes:
No. Unlike yourself, I don't have a nipple for an alias. Or any others for that matter.

[THRILLHO]

This is a long-ass read. :p

[marsdaddy]

I don't blame you, kll.

Not for everything.

marsdad, you're sharp. I'm also Darryl Hall, The Fonz and Mr Roarke, among others. But you probably wanted to guess those on your own.I know, I sometimes hurt others with my wit.

Darryl Hall can sing.
The Fonz can get a jukebox to play his song next.
Mr. Roarke can scam D celebrities.

What can the Skipper do, though? Bug out his eyes, not lose any weight despite being stranded -- wait, are you Hurley, too? -- and never even get a whiff of Ginger, Maryanne, or Mrs. Howell?!