last names that make you laugh

[Bob]

gaylord
bumgardner

[TurdBerglar]

snodgrass

[hpdrifter]

^

that cracked me up.

Ha ha, snodgrass.

[Freebasser]

My own is quite funny.

[Chicka B]

payne (my last name) :(
hornblower (arf arf)
boner (my friend's friend's last name)
whimpey (I knew this dude in 1st grade named Timmy Whimpey) :D

[Bob]

My own is quite funny.

feldman isn't that funny

[burbboi]

Seaman
Staffmaster


On a side note, I think the gayest name i've ever heard is 'Rainbow Sun Franks'. No, his parents weren't hippies!

[Zonkie]

our school district's supervisor's last name is ramsbottom

[Freebasser]

feldman isn't that funny

Yes it is :(

[zippo]

feldman isn't that funny

neither was your joke you asscrack, corey feldman and freebasser jokes,cmon, theyre selling out like a popular song on a mainstream radio

[Freebasser]

I'm too fat to look like Corey Feldman nowadays anyhoo :(

[Freebasser]

Try the last 12 months :(

[CrankItUp!]

I had a friend named Tommy Hohorse when I was twelve. He overdosed on Pop Rocks and Coca Cola twice and can barely close the door behind him nowadays.

[DandyFop]

Bob you sent me on a goose chase with this thread. I remembered back when I worked in the ticket office and there was some name that made me laugh forever. It took on a persona of it's own, we deemed it the name of a wise Greek philosopher and even named some weird ceramic pirate after it.

After searching through old LJ entries, which weirdly only took me a minute because somehow I chose the right month, I found it!

Gerald Pisporious. PISPORIOUS. Awesome.

[MagicCowboy]

I have a fairly normal Finnish last name, but maybe it'll amuse some of you.

Kankaanpää.

I win.

[QueenAdrock]

Gooch
Whitehead (what a horribly disgusting name).


I file for a mortgage company, and two doctor's offices so I come upon many stupid or bad names, but those two stick out in my mind the most.

[QueenAdrock]

I have a fairly normal Finnish last name, but maybe it'll amuse some of you.

Me too. Apparently it means 'field' in Finnish. My grandma's maiden name is Swedish (she's a Swedish-Finn) and it means 'island in the bay.' You all are pretty big on nature for your last names, I take it.

[marsdaddy]

...theyre selling out like a popular song on a mainstream radioLots of couching there.

I feel bad for the kids who's parents refuse to acknowledge a fucked up last name. Like Harry Dick or whatnot.

[TAL]

Me too. Apparently it means 'field' in Finnish.
I've forgotten what your last name is, but you have been told before by Finnish people on this board that it does not mean "field"

[paul jones]

there was a Religious Education teacher at my school called MR Tubey

how we laughed because he had crossed eyes and when he would look at you it was like he was looking at the kid next to you too

[fucktopgirl]

i have a friend who name is " Laporte"=Thedoor!

[QueenAdrock]

I've forgotten what your last name is, but you have been told before by Finnish people on this board that it does not mean "field"

It's Keto. I don't remember people saying it doesn't mean 'field,' because that's what my grandparents have said. There is a good chance it may have been slightly changed when coming to America, though.

[TAL]

Meadow

[CJM]

Bonner


in middle school, i MC'd a speech thing, and pronounced Bonner as boner. the whole school laughed. she walked up to the stage, and gave me a pretty dirty look. i went back behind the curtain not exactly sure what happened, then realized and laughed.

[CrankItUp!]

Bonner


in middle school, i MC'd a speech thing, and pronounced Bonner as boner. the whole school laughed. she walked up to the stage, and gave me a pretty dirty look. i went back behind the curtain not exactly sure what happened, then realized and laughed.

I work around a girl at work named Laura Bone - and she said she's had the nickname "Boner" for years.

[marsdaddy]

MeadowWhat's the difference?

[TAL]

The spelling.

[CrankItUp!]

Dickgraber

[Thundercracker]

Pines (pronounced penis)

[CrankItUp!]

Buttkiss - (Beavis & Butthead) (y)

[Sarky Devotchka]

Slutzkin

yesterday I was filing stuff at work and found the name Chip Greenblatt. it made me laugh.

[avignon]

My 87 year old step-grandma is a "Hooker".
My friend's husband's last name is Beets.
I knew a Cokendorfer once.

[mikizee]

a customer came into my old work and when he handed me his credit card, his name was..

farmer salamander schlutzenberg!

hes a son of german migrants. that name has always stuck with me.

[alexandra]

Snorre ("Willy" or whatever kids say). damn norwegians. :D

[Rock]

Butt & Glasscock

The Butts were all sisters at my high school. I felt bad for them.

Glasscock was some lady who dropped off film at the photo shop i worked at. I asked for her last name for her order and she whispered "glasscock", and I couldn't believe it....so I asked her to say it again louder so I could make sure I heard her correctly and so that she would have to say it so more people could hear her for the embarrasment factor.

Good times.

There was someone that I worked with whos name was Anil Joi (pronounced Anal Joy)
Another person named Richard Head.
And one more named Harry Johnson III.

Most excellent promise.

[Leonie]

my ex english teacher: trebitsch (pronounce trebitch) and yes she was one

[Bob]

Gooch
Whitehead (what a horribly disgusting name).


I file for a mortgage company, and two doctor's offices so I come upon many stupid or bad names, but those two stick out in my mind the most.

i come across a lot of last names in my job too, that's what inspired me to make the thread.

israel dejesus
joni gets his gun (honest)
morehead

[P of R]

Buttafuoco.

[voltanapricot]

I know a Mr.Roper, formerly 'Raper'.

[hpdrifter]

I knew a girl in 7th grade who's last name was Blickenderfer.

Bummer.

[wanton wench]

there is a real estate agent here in town, her name is lee jeans. i shit you not. so on the sings she puts up at properties it says.............

for sale
lee jeans


of course in real small letters, in between the for sale and her name it says contact:

[hpdrifter]

^

haha. Lee Jeans. Maybe she's older than the brand and her parents didn't know what they were doing. How unfortunate would that be?

[kll]

Burnt Needeldik

[beastiegirrl101]

a client who called today's last name was Slaw.

[Rock]

Howie Feltzersnatch
Willie Doer

[kleptomaniac]

a client who called today's last name was Slaw.


was their first name, Cole?



and how come nobody's said 'Focker'? :rolleyes:

[Rock]

and how come nobody's said 'Focker'? :rolleyes:
Orny and Randy Focker

[kll]

Howie Feltzersnatch
Willie Doer


i thought you were so much more clever, Rock. tsk tsk




Slaw is funny

[voltanapricot]

Oh oh oh! I had a childminder called Cherry. Cherry Leek. Ha, bless.

[marsdaddy]

These stopped making me laugh long ago. :(

[Rock]

Ed Overeels
Eileen Dover
Dick Craven
Phillip Hiscock
Hans Dow Mepans

[kll]

dude, you're killin' me...

[Rock]

wait wait wait.....Artie Choke. *slaps knee* *tickles rib* *tussles hair*

alright im done.

[kleptomaniac]

Dixie Normous


ahahaha... :rolleyes:

[CrankItUp!]

Harry Peters (y)

[marsdaddy]

Alright, I just came across a Dr. with the name of Sunye Kwak.

[b-grrrlie]

Me too. Apparently it means 'field' in Finnish. My grandma's maiden name is Swedish (she's a Swedish-Finn) and it means 'island in the bay.' You all are pretty big on nature for your last names, I take it.

Saarilahti? Lahtisaari? Övik?

Yeah nature's quite important to Finns, the surnames usually come from the names of the properties, houses and lands, and it was easier to name them after the surroundings. In Sweden it's more "somebody's son".

My surname's a bit weird, I thought it came from some old farming tool (don't know what it did tho), but then my father has been doing loads of family history searching, went back to 17th century and found out there was one guy who came over from Sweden and "Finnished" his first name to surname. Otherwise I would just be plain old Andersson.


I used to work in an one hour photo shop and I had a customer called Z. That's all it said on his driver's licence. No other name at all, just Z.