normally Im a pretty hard core hermit

[HEIRESS]

but when the holidays roll around and the 8 bagillion people i know are back in town to visit I am just up 19 hours a day partying my ass off

Ive barely even been home

I just roll up to change my underwear and take a relaxing poo

YAYHOLLIEOLLIEDAYSSSSSSS

[BangkokB]

I agree. That mantra about the time of the season is right.

Me and that Finnish FWad neighbor of mine had a polite conversation on XMas day and for once we spoke while I was wearing clothes. Nice and civil like

[Rawr]

a frog? fucking.

so normally your a pretty hard core frog ?

hermit the frog.















(y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm the opposite. I get forced to work at my dads bottleshop over the christmas/new years holidays so I'm actually much less sociable. ie tonight all my mates are going out getting smashed and dancing like idiots but I have to work 11 hours tomorrow in the 38 degrees (celcius) heat... Also all my friends are going to falls festival for new years, where the dandy warhols, the shins, the hoodoo gurus, cat empire, wolfmother, the stone roses, ugly duckling and others are playing. However I have to work NYE till 11pm. Fucking shithouse (n)

[TAL]

where the stone roses are playing.
I really doubt that.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I really doubt that.
Okay, correction...their frontman Ian Brown singing their songs with a different backing band. Its pretty much the same thing dude. Jeez...most people wouldn't know who Ian Brown is, whereas everybody knows the stone roses.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm the opposite. I get forced to work at my dads bottleshop over the christmas/new years holidays so I'm actually much less sociable. ie tonight all my mates are going out getting smashed and dancing like idiots but I have to work 11 hours tomorrow in the 38 degrees (celcius) heat... Also all my friends are going to falls festival for new years, where the dandy warhols, the shins, the hoodoo gurus, cat empire, wolfmother, the stone roses, ugly duckling and others are playing. However I have to work NYE till 11pm. Fucking shithouse (n)

I'm dropping eleven hour days for them shits I ain't even related to.

[marsdaddy]

Yeah...Heiress seems the shy, introverted type.

[Echewta]

I'm always under the impression that Heiress never smells good.

[marsdaddy]

And she wears old lady underwear! :eek:

[Echewta]

She's probably fun to hang out with but then you regret chilling with her as you look in your rearview mirror and notice her passed out and drooling on your leather seats.

[Nuzzolese]

Since when did you start wearing underwear? You always used to talk about how you didn't bother wearing it, and also how nasty thongs were - which to me is ironic if you're not even wearing any knickers. I mean, underwear is cheaper than pants and so you can have like 20 pairs and wash them after one wearing, but washing pants is a bigger deal, cause usually they don't need it after just a day spent at work or something like that. But if you don't wear underwear, isn't your business all rubbing against the inside of your drawers necessitating a daily washing?

[Rock]

Since when did you start wearing underwear? You always used to talk about how you didn't bother wearing it, and also how nasty thongs were - which to me is ironic if you're not even wearing any knickers. I mean, underwear is cheaper than pants and so you can have like 20 pairs and wash them after one wearing, but washing pants is a bigger deal, cause usually they don't need it after just a day spent at work or something like that. But if you don't wear underwear, isn't your business all rubbing against the inside of your drawers necessitating a daily washing?
With pants you don't have it all up in your Hey Now like with a thong. It makes semi sense to me.

[burbboi]

I just roll up to change my underwear and take a relaxing poo


Is that really possible? I can't take a dump without popping a vein :D

[Rock]

You just like the fact that they're talking about Hieress going "commando".
damn right. coincidentally...im not wearing underwear either...or pants.

[hpdrifter]

With pants you don't have it all up in your Hey Now like with a thong. It makes semi sense to me.

I don't know about that, dude. Most girls' pants are pretty tight. At least mine are.

Not so tight they're in my ass crack. But almost.

[Nuzzolese]

They're not so tight as a thong, no, but they are right up against you especially if you sit down. Regular panties aren't all up in your business either but it's at least one barrier between you and the repeated-wearings pants.

[Rock]

I don't know about that, dude. Most girls' pants are pretty tight.
touche.

Thats why everyone should use a bidet (spelling?), or shower after a BM.

[kll]

touche.

Thats why everyone should use a bidet (spelling?), or shower after a BM.


ohmygod, what are you my dad? you just said BM! hahahhahaha...

[Echewta]

You dont have a BM, you throw a duece. Come on.

[Rock]

Who's your daddy!?

[kll]

Alright, I"ll give you credit for that one...

[Nuzzolese]

You dont have a BM, you throw a duece. Come on.

Or you pinch a loaf.

[beastiegirrl101]

Or you pinch a loaf.

or drop the Cosby kids off at the pool

[Rock]

or drop the Cosby kids off at the pool
Isn't that a bit of a rasict statement? Not saying that you are racist but I always thought it was a racial term.

[Nuzzolese]

It does refer to the color brown, yes.

When my school was putting in a new brick walkway we could hear the guy's chains and tools from inside the building and someone asked "what's that noise?" so another replied "it's that guy out there cutting bricks" I think that sounds like another euphemism.

I would be a hermit if I could. It seems like I'm always wishing I had more time to spend alone in my apartment reading, watching movies, dancing in front of the mirror. This is one reason I'm quitting one of my jobs. Extra money is nice but I think I MIGHT enjoy less money and more free time. We'll see about that.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'm dropping eleven hour days for them shits I ain't even related to.
Yeah but if you work on new years eve/sundays etc, you get bonus rates. I dont. And I bet you get told you are working more than 10 hours before you have to actually work.

[HEIRESS]

I always wear undies in the winter cause its one extra barrier between your goods and the canadian cold

its the summer when I dont, mostly because I wear skirts pretty much 80% of the time and when Im not im in my bathin suit

and yeah Im a total hermit cause socializing can sometimes be a chore since im always expected to entertain the masses
but when I go out, I GO OUT MUTHFUKKAS

[zippo]

what?? did she just say she doesnt wear underwear when she wears skirts in the summer?? :eek:

[marsdaddy]

Hence why she's a hermit. Could you imagine if she climed ladders?!

[HEIRESS]

I only rock below the knee length skirts

slightly less than scandalous
believe me!