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DandyFop
12-29-2005, 10:29 AM
god. I woke up with miraculously no hangover and then it hit me an hour later. wtf???
you were still drunk. an hour later, you were hungover.
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 10:37 AM
boo :mad:
abcdefz
12-29-2005, 10:40 AM
...your hangover is just now waking up?
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 10:43 AM
gross (n)
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 10:49 AM
BRAF BARF BARF BRAF! :( :(
I remember when I was living in the dorm, one of the guys on our floor turned 21 and the day after, he was just miserable. Someone said the word "hot mayonnaise" out loud and it caused him to hurl... just sayin'...
miss soul fire
12-29-2005, 10:57 AM
I'm still waiting for 2 hungovers for the last 2 parties I've been to. I'm so resistant!!! I'm a machine!!!!:D
na§tee
12-29-2005, 10:57 AM
ha! hot mayonnaise. that is actually really gross. i imagine it would go all soup-y and ugh.. oh god. that's disgusting.
and yes, you were probably still drunk.
i often wonder with alcoholics, do they ever get hangovers once they get into the, erm, groove? or do they feel fine all the time? or shit all the time? it's a mystery.
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 10:58 AM
oh man kll i would really hate you if I wasn't feeling better.
na§tee
12-29-2005, 11:12 AM
dandy, if you were in glasgow i would get a greggs sausage roll (http://polkadotholes.typepad.com/refuse_a_lunch/images/sausage_rollopt2.jpg) and a shatload of irn-bru (http://www.tartantubbies.co.uk/irn-bru.jpg) down your throat.
[how great is that tagline? "if it's not scottish, it's craaaap!"]
then we would watch about 9 hours of michael palin on dvd.
works everytime for me.
(y)
claire,
i think she's gonna have to settle for a day old chicken sammich from mcdonald's with hot mayonnaise.
marsdaddy
12-29-2005, 11:31 AM
i often wonder with alcoholics, do they ever get hangovers once they get into the, erm, groove? or do they feel fine all the time? or shit all the time? it's a mystery.I'm not the expert here, but I think it works like pickles. Once you're soaked in it, you're always drunk. Ever notice there is no expiration date on pickles?
I'm not the expert here, but I think it works like pickles. Once you're soaked in it, you're always drunk. Ever notice there is no expiration date on pickles?
If someone gave me homemade pickles and they are jarred, but I opened the seal to taste some and they were super yummy, but I have since misplaced the jar, so it's most likely not refrigerated... are they bad now??? Must they have been refrigerated since I opened them???
marsdaddy
12-29-2005, 11:35 AM
If someone gave me homemade pickles and they are jarred, but I opened the seal to taste some and they were super yummy, but I have since misplaced the jar, so it's most likely not refrigerated... are they bad now??? Must they have been refrigerated since I opened them???No pickles are pickled, no need to refrigerate them.
abcdefz
12-29-2005, 11:42 AM
ha! hot mayonnaise. that is actually really gross. i imagine it would go all soup-y and ugh.. oh god. that's disgusting.
and yes, you were probably still drunk.
i often wonder with alcoholics, do they ever get hangovers once they get into the, erm, groove? or do they feel fine all the time? or shit all the time? it's a mystery.
I almost never had hangovers or got sick from drinking. Just saying. Like, maybe once every couple of years or something.
Doesn't mean you feel good from being an alcoholic; you just get pretty used to a certain level of discomfort.
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 11:42 AM
dandy, if you were in glasgow i would get a greggs sausage roll (http://polkadotholes.typepad.com/refuse_a_lunch/images/sausage_rollopt2.jpg) and a shatload of irn-bru (http://www.tartantubbies.co.uk/irn-bru.jpg) down your throat.
[how great is that tagline? "if it's not scottish, it's craaaap!"]
then we would watch about 9 hours of michael palin on dvd.
works everytime for me.
(y)
That sounds so wonderful it's not even funny.
But I'm gonna settle with walking to work, walking on a balmy day for some reason cures my hangovers. Then I'm gonna eat one of our delicious salads (y)
BangkokB
12-29-2005, 11:47 AM
How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (http://www.fast-rewind.com/weirdscience4.jpg)
That sounds so wonderful it's not even funny.
But I'm gonna settle with walking to work, walking on a balmy day for some reason cures my hangovers. Then I'm gonna eat one of our delicious salads (y)
christ, you're weird... salad is the last thing I want if I'm hungover.
weirdo....
Nuzzolese
12-29-2005, 11:55 AM
When I'm hungover I am always overwhelmed with guilt towards my own body. I'm just so, so sorry. It's like the drunk me last night was someone else who came home and now the next day, morning me is all "You know, I don't find this attractive. I hope you ENJOYED yourself." And I don't feel better until I've lounged on the sofa in a cool room for hours watching TV - something wholesome like The Family Channel, and then eaten an entire veggie casserole or pizza. Something really good and hearty, not greasy. I hate the greasy remedy approach. For me it has to have some hint of health, to make up for myself. I feel like I want to be clean and responsible, I want to feel like a nice good girl who doesn't drink.
Sarky Devotchka
12-29-2005, 12:05 PM
Before I go to bed when I'm drunk (if I remember), I drink a glass of water or two and take a multi-vitamin. It seems to help. Yeah, and salad? eek. I can't eat anything too greasy though, it makes me feel like I'm just punishing my organs again. Cedarlane organic frozen veggie lasagna, all the way. It's low fat, but it doesn't even taste like it! tell your friends!
BangkokB
12-29-2005, 12:11 PM
Nuzz,
You truely are a wordsmith. Whatever it is you're selling I'm buying it. You made a hangover sound comparable to the next days guilt of having sex with an overweight mannequine; not that I'd know anything about that
You're thread years back about how Scarface was like a Greek tragedy isn't lost on me. Always fun to read your quibs
adam_f
12-29-2005, 12:12 PM
I was watching He Got Game, and I'm pretty sure I won't name my son Jesus.
Nuzzolese
12-29-2005, 12:13 PM
Nuzz,
You truely are a wordsmith. Whatever it is you're selling I'm buying it. You made a hangover sound comparable to the next days guilt of having sex with an overweight mannequine; not that I'd know anything about that
You're thread years back about how Scarface was like a Greek tragedy isn't lost on me. Always fun to read your quibs
Thanks! I 'peciate that.
DandyFop
12-29-2005, 06:47 PM
The salad did the trick. Though I was disturbed with regret at what a dumbass I was, drinking that much. I feel so dumb I don't even want to talk to the guy I was hanging out with . STOOPID.
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