Someone's having sex, next door...

[ASsman]

They are having sex in the apartment next to mine... I can only guess, what made me chuckle was is that it was only two short (40sec) bursts of wall banging noises. Buh, ugly ass bitch too so it made me shiver....

On a side note it made me turn off the porn, I was disturbed.

[Chicka B]

Hahaha! Recently across the street from me, me and my mom saw a dude in the shower and he was reaching down so we just guessed he was washin his weeny or somethin. Then they switched and there was some lady in there and she started scrubbin so hard her tits were bouncin up and down, and me and my mom couldn't stop laughin! :D By the way, we saw them through the window (but it was all blurry, you know them type) so it was like a shadow.

Also, I used to live in a sleeping room with my dad when my mom and dad got divorced (God that sucked), and there was some ugly old bar whore in the next room making raspy sex moans. It was grossing me out so badly. :(

[ASsman]

HHAhhaha, seriously. Im just glad they stopped after 2 minutes... They should be glad me and my girl aren't going at it , they'd be up all goddamn night.

[Chicka B]

40 seconds for real though, that's pathetic aint it? I woulda started crackin up and been like "Damn, is that it!" :D

[ms.peachy]

mr.p and I have these neighbours that have a fair amount of loud sex. It's not all the time; I'm thinking she lives far away or something so when she's in town, they're making up for lost time or something. Anyway, they put us to shame, really. But they're both pretty good looking - she's Japanese and he's Italian - and sometimes not only are they loud but they forget to close the blnds all the way. So, you know, we're cool with that.