so i'm pretty fucking shitfaced right now...

[Tzar]

BUT THIS AIN'T A DRUNK THREAD!!

my query is...what is with household housewives being the most edgiest cunts on the planets. seriously though. you say "hi how you going today?" to them...

and they reply with a "fine." and don't say a single word for the rest of the....transaction?

is there any housewives out there? what's going on? i don't get it? or maybe i just have "i'm an arsehole" tattooed on my forehead and i don't know about it?

working on registers sucks... but working in the cigarettes part is cool, because i am giving people their death. could i be a murderer?

[DandyFop]

I don't have to deal with too many housewives, but in general people like that I've realized are just depressed with their shitty existence.

[Tzar]

YEAH! hence why they buy cigarettes... to end their shithole fucking piss-wad lives....


meh


i'm not complaining about my job. all i do is stand there and wait for people for tell me how they wanna end their lives...

"can i get a packet of PJ ultra mind 40's please...."

[miss soul fire]

Are you only talking about your job or do you you really have a wife?

I say, if you are talking about your clients' wife that they certainly don't like the way things are going. I mean, whatever the husband is doing for the life insurance, if that's what yo work with. They've argued about it a thousand times and he won for some reason and she's pissed and every time they fight she'll throw this at his face! Or maybe she's just mad at them for not being sensitive enough to them. Or they just don't like you or they could be thinking "what am I doing with this bastard? When I could get this other bastard in front of me?"

If it's your wife than forget it. I mean, ask what's going on really. Wives are so sensitive it makes me sick. Whenever I'm bored with my life like that I'll go to a therapist and also at the gym to put my boxer gloves and punch the bag. Whenever my husband asks me "how are you?" I'll say "wonderful, great" and even sing a song and dance like Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music" or even "Mary Poppins". My life is gonna be a musical, which I hate, but that will do to make my husband confused and happy.:D