Balls

[Schlitty]

-Balls-

By Schlitty
Sing to “Skulls” by The Misfits

Testis all hangin hairy and limp,
Gonads with no surprises,
And the sweat drips down your hairy leg,
We’ll shave ‘em tonight,

I want your balls,
I need your balls,
I want your balls,
I need your balls,

Pervert I am and balls I view
Wanna see some big fat balls
Cause, I gotta have you show your balls,
Gotta have you show your balls cause,

I want your balls,
I need your balls,
I want your balls,
I need your balls,

Shave the hair off sweaty balls and
Put ‘em on my wall!
Shave the hair off sweaty balls and
Put ‘em on my wall!

I want your balls,
I need your balls,
I want your balls,
I need your balls,

[alexandra]

haha, awesome. sometimes when i'm bored i "amend" lyrics, too.


edit; and this reminds me of:

Ooh, baby. here i am; signed, sealed, delivered. I'M YOUR BALLS. /norwegian dude on one of the swedish Idol-auditions.

i never get tired of that. :D

[insertnamehere]

i fucking love the misfits like you have no idea

[Schlitty]

Misfits rock.

[CrankItUp!]

The Misfits are fucking intense. (y) Gwar fucking is also.

[Schlitty]

Gwar? Aren't those the dudes that like, kill people on stage?

[Schlitty]

yeah here's (http://homepage.tinet.ie/~seanmckeon/pics/Various/gwar.jpg) Gwar. Definetly killing people.

[abcdefz]

...this reminds me: I need to investigate getting a different bike seat.

[kll]

I fucking love balls like you have no idea

[abcdefz]

My bike seat doesn't, apparently. -- Or it doesn't understand "not too rough."

[Leonie]

haha, awesome. sometimes when i'm bored i "amend" lyrics, too.


edit; and this reminds me of:

Ooh, baby. here i am; signed, sealed, delivered. I'M YOUR BALLS. /norwegian dude on one of the swedish Idol-auditions.

i never get tired of that. :D
o my gosh did he got through?? :p

[kll]

Why seats that are made for Beach Cruisers are not required seating for all bikes is beyond me.

[TAL]

o my gosh did he got through?? :p
No, he didn't.

And he sang "I'm balls", not "I'm your balls". Still funny funny though.

[abcdefz]

Why seats that are made for Beach Cruisers are not required seating for all bikes is beyond me.


I think I know the type you're speaking of. I might have to switch to that.

The kind I got, I purchased from a web site, so I din't try it first, but various people on a message board who had problems on other seats loved this thing. I have no idea why.

[kll]

I think I know the type you're speaking of. I might have to switch to that.

The kind I got, I purchased from a web site, so I din't try it first, but various people on a message board who had problems on other seats loved this thing. I have no idea why.
they had small balls -duh.

[Schlitty]

Sometimes I smell the bicycle seats outside the local elementary school.

[alexandra]

And he sang "I'm your balls", not "I'm balls".
trust me, i watched it over and over. :D


norwegian indeed.