should i tell my mom...

[kaiser soze]

that I'm not a virgin anymore?

[TurdBerglar]

yes

[Ace42X]

that I'm not a virgin anymore?

Depends on what gender you are.

If male, it's a bit creepy, if female its a bit sad. Unless you need an abortion.

[Ace42X]

Eitherway, record it on your video phone and send it here.

[kaiser soze]

I wonder if she'll tell me that she isn't as well

oh boy, this is gonna be weird

[TAL]

Did it happen with your mom? Then it's really creepy.

[TurdBerglar]

who did you fuck?

[kaiser soze]

I wish!

she's hot...and good in bed so I've heard from my cousin

[CrankItUp!]

Like Taboo ?

..it's an old porn flick where the son fucks his hot slutty mom.

[kaiser soze]

no I haven't

is it a family movie?

[CrankItUp!]

Yes.

And be sure to look for it at your local Blockbusters. (y)

[The Notorious LOL]

what was the point of posting this, exactly?


who the hell talks to their mom about their sexual misadventures besides Norman Bates?

[Loppfessor]

that I'm not a virgin anymore?


Think she'll be alive still in 30 or so years when you finally do get some action?

[ScarySquirrel]

I do believe the only time something like this would come up would be when your mom attempts to tell you about "the birds and the bees" (or something similar) and at that point you look at her and say, "Mom, I've had sex. Don't worry 'bout a thing."

[miss_bhaven]

Just wait for her to bring it up (if she ever does). If not, just leave it, unless you really feel the need to tell her. Are you close to your Mum?

[miss soul fire]

It's really hard to believe my mom is not a virgin anymore and it's also really hard to think that my dad hasn't become a pimp yet.:p

[miss soul fire]

I talk about sex with mymom and she's against it before marriage as I kinda am too. I mean, because of my religion. She says "but then if you get another boyfriend and then you have sex again and then you will be all used". Hihihihi.:DAnd then I tell her "how about if I find a dream guy and he wants to have sex, of course I would want to, but how would I find someone like him if we broke up?" That's a hrd decision. I don't stick to my believes 100% sometimes because of the circumstances. But I can say for sure that I'm afraid to have sex.

You tell your mom!!:D

[voltanapricot]

Eitherway, record it on your video phone and send it here.
Happy Tapping.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Why would you even consider this? If you want to tell her, well thats pretty fucked up. If she wants to know, thats even more fucked up.

[voltanapricot]

I thought it was an alias anyway.

[Junker]

Whos the girl you fucked???

[alexandra]

like you know her anyway.
No, I believe that some things are better left unsaid.
i'm with you on this one.

the only reason i'd tell my mom is if she asked, and she wouldn't, so i guess she has to find out in another way.

[Lex Diamonds]

I think it's funny when my mother talks about women as if I've never "experienced" them. Just smile knowingly next time she says something. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Kaiser, ask you mother if she's ever been with two men at once! :)

[insertnamehere]

i had to break it to my mom cause i was doing it on a regular basis and wanted birth control. that was awkward.

[Knuckles]

Some people even ask sweet old granny for advice before they do it. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1098210&postcount=1517)

[ASsman]

Bahah, as long as they arent religious freaks then you should be OK... especially if you need advice and the like, would be nice to have some better educated sex machines walking around. Little runts.

[kaiser soze]

I told my mom, she told me to die

just because :eek:

[Randetica]

isnt he a dj or something? they are all scratchy sluts LMFAO1