attn: australians

[Planetary]

do you guys actually check the toilet for giant spiders beofre taking a dump?

[Pres Zount]

cor blimey only in the outside dunnies.

[miss_bhaven]

Hahahaha, what the fark?! No!?! Not all Australians live in the 'outback' as you'd like to call it. There are such things as civilised cities in this country ;)

[mikizee]

no, but last night i found a white tail spider (http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html) in my bed. i killed it with my shoe.

[Tzar]

http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html#huntsman

these things scare the shite out of me.
that's like... an actual size of one of them.

[Pres Zount]

Missbehaving: urgh. :mad:


Tzar: Huntsmans can get as big as your hand. I hate em :( They leave eggs in your japara and then they explode and go in your nose :(

[Planetary]

i just heard it somewhere once. then i saw a spider when i was taking a piss, and started to get paranoid and i wasn't even sitting down. and it reminded me of what i heard about australia. if i lived there, i would check. atleast for a while. i guess its just 'cause nothing can live or grow here and i wouldn't be used to it. (y)

[Planetary]

Hahahaha, what the fark?! No!?! Not all Australians live in the 'outback' as you'd like to call it. There are such things as civilised cities in this country ;)

yeah but still, i was watching on T.V while back and this unfortunate bastard had a black widow or something living in his car, and when he got in bit him.

[miss_bhaven]

Missbehaving: urgh. :mad:

:eek: What did I do? :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

cor blimey only in the outside dunnies.
My cousins have one of those, they send the stinky kids out there (family of 7)

[booda]

I got bitten by a white tail, luckily I didn't get the horrific ulcerations... They are fucking evil motherfuckers. If you spray them it just pisses them off. Apparently they hunt and eat other spiders. :eek:

[alexandra]

http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html#huntsman

these things scare the shite out of me.
that's like... an actual size of one of them.
holy shit. i could never go to Australia. my spider phobia is huge.

edit; come to think about it, maybe that's what i need. go to Aus and get rid of my spider phobia. hmm.

p.s; love the accent.

[booda]

lol i logged into my old account the other night ;) :o

[alexandra]

your avatar is rad.

[booda]

Which one cause i just changed it :p

[alexandra]

noice, i might use your old one now. ;=)

[instigator7022]

Don't forget to check your shoes for scorpions!

[tracky]

please do because i deleted the file ;)

[icy manipulator]

no need to check, my pet kangaroo eats them anyway. Thanks skip for saving my ass from being bitten by spiders

[miss_bhaven]

p.s; love the accent.

Are you serious? I hate our accent, it's feral! (n)

[icy manipulator]

Are you serious? I hate our accent, it's feral! (n)

i always find it funny watching an american show with an australian in it, i think to myself "do we really sounds like that?" is it just me or do american shows exaggerate our accents?

[miss_bhaven]

i always find it funny watching an american show with an australian in it, i think to myself "do we really sounds like that?" is it just me or do american shows exaggerate our accents?

Yeah hey!! We sound like slack ass bogans/yobbos in American movies :(

[icy manipulator]

Yeah hey!! We sound like slack ass bogans/yobbos in American movies :(
every fucking labourer in australia is a bogan tho. we're too laid back
:o

[miss_bhaven]

we're too laid back
:o

Hehehe oh well, nuffn wrong wif that!! :D

[icy manipulator]

nuffn wrong wif that!! :D

hahahaha, you're a bogan darl :D

[alexandra]

Are you serious? I hate our accent, it's feral! (n)

not at all, mate. it makes me smile. :D

[Tzar]

fair dinkum?

[Planetary]

struth!

[tracky]

fucken oath 'ey ya cunt

i reckon our accent sounds all whiney and shit. whenever i record and hear myself talking i always want to turn the treble down and play it at half speed cause i reckon i sound all fran drescher

[mikizee]

shit thats too bad. when i record myself and listen i reckon i sound like the smoothest sexiest guy on earth ooh baby.... not really. i sound like a dickhead too. also that pic of the huntsman spider... thats not too scale. i get em way bigger in my house. huntsman spider i have no problem with tho, they just hang out on the wall, and eat all the mosquitoes (y)