if you could brutally slaughter someone from this board, who would give you the...

[TurdBerglar]

most joy? and how would you do it?



it would be great fun to take toucan and shove a meathook through his esophegus being careful not to kill him just yet. then string him up on the bucket of one of those catepiller construction trucks and spin that shit in circles hearing him gargle and gasp for air till the cetrifugal force tore his body from his head. leaveing the remains for the crows and crackheads

[Qdrop]

nah...the crackheads would want none of that...

[QueenAdrock]

I think murder's a horrible thing.

With that being said, gmsisko. I'd like to see some big black Jewish men rape him until his asshole rips and the wound becomes festering and maggot-infested and the infection would get so bad it would eventually spread to his liver and spleen and his organs would explode.

Hypothetically speaking. I'm a peaceful person by nature, so of course I wouldn't want to see it ACTUALLY happen. But it's a funny thought.

[jackrock]

I'm not sure who, but it would definetly involve a bucket of clorox bleach (y)

[TurdBerglar]

amateur

[fucktopgirl]

guillotine is the way to go!

[TurdBerglar]

but for who?

[jackrock]

ok, ok, how bout this...

i would take _____ bite their friggin ears off so they can't hear the cries of his/her family members. then take a machete, slice off each philangea (sp?) one by one. tie em up. throw em in a pool of piranahs for 1 minute. (just so they can suffer). take thriving beetles, coat them in it like icing on a cake, throw the person in water (to get rid of the bugs). Next i would... prolly skin them as good as i could, then comes the bucket of clorox... yup.

... you don't wanna be the person in the blank. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

so is this clorox used for the cleanup or something?


and you pretty much suck for not adding someone in that blank. if you trully don't want to sluaghter someone i suggested for you to go fuck off.

[fucktopgirl]

but for who?


for you!

[jackrock]

no, no, the clorox i think would add a nice burning effect (y)

ooh i wonder whose gonna slaughter me?!

[TurdBerglar]

for you!



haveing my head swifty chopped off isn't very brutal. it's quite humane actually

[fucktopgirl]

haveing my head swifty chopped off isn't very brutal. it's quite humane actually


yea right you want to suffer and feel some pain.

what about the strechting technic,both your arm and legs are attached and then i just spin the wheel that strech you slowly but surely till the point where all your limbs detach from your body in a bloody explosion and then i beheaded you!is that feel better!

[TurdBerglar]

yeah i guess that will do

[kaiser soze]

I would prefer to brutally love rather than slaughter

[fucktopgirl]

I would like to take fuckedtopgirl's b/f and run him over with a tractor in the cherry orchard, give him a bath in electric water, then run him over with the tractor some more.

Signed,

Fucktopgirl's B/F's Cell Phones

haha yea !the revenge of the cell!

[jackrock]

I'm glad you got the joke. Have a good one. (y) ;)
haha i like your signature (y)

[SobaViolence]

i would need: many shards of glass, thick rope, fire, gasoline, a metal rod, long, fine needles, a baseball bat and a tiger cage(tiger optional). chloroform to subdue the victim when i wanted and smelling salts to wake them. and duct tape.

no quick death here.

[Ace42X]

Does Howard Brown from the Halifax post here? 'Cause I am one spoofed banking advert away from an assassination.

[CrankItUp!]

Slaughter is a pussy band - so I would slaughter them. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

i'd say qdrop but that's waaaay too obvious



er.....just give me an axe and i'll slaughter the first person i see. yeah....whoever replies after me, is SLAUGHTERED! (!)


wow. scary. yup.

[kleptomaniac]

**slaughters herself**


R.I.P. Klepto :(

[cookiepuss]

Baaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaa! look at me! I'm a lamb for the slaughter. Baaaaa!

[marsdaddy]

I need more information here before I decide. Using what implement?

[Kid Presentable]

This is hilarious.....hahahhahahaha...I'm really cracking up on this one.

That being said, I'm surprised I'm not in this thread....

Perhaps I'm not despised as much as I thought I was. :)

It's just that nobody cares.

[BryanFerryRocks]

Who ever banned Spanishbomb808/Sandinista! deserves to have a meat cleaver jammed into their spine. Then, after the twitching body is doused in gasoline, a molotov cocktail would be flung in that general direction. And thus, justice would be acheived.

[cosmo105]

^you mean the mods? i'm sure they'd be happy to hear that.

[BryanFerryRocks]

^you mean the mods? i'm sure they'd be happy to hear that.

The world won't listen.

[Sarky Devotchka]

tubing, for all of you, I will kill you all systematically with tubes of various sorts.

[Tzar]

the only people that piss me off on here at P.C. females... so i guess i can't say anything more else otherwise it will be sexist or something.

[Pres Zount]

I wouls take Tzar's butthole and then I would shave Tzar's butthole with a blunt ladies razor until he died

[Tzar]

one of the P.C. females was zorra, yes.

why my butthole?

why not shave me eyeballs with a blunt razor?

[Pres Zount]

HEY :mad:

You're dead.

[Tzar]

i can't die.
i got shot in the head and i still lived to kiss my dead lover. and still lived after that.

[Junker]

I would love to impale huh?

It would be nice to see a spear sticked up on that sucker's ass (y)

[zippo]

it would be incredible to be able to slaughter someone and have no consequences, or be able to undo it, or have it be like it never existed, just to feel what its like to kill someone

like those virtual games where you put the helmet on and youre virtually in a room, but have it be more than that and also make you feel something youre not really feeling, like feelings of violence or disgust or paranoia so as to murder someone

youre in the middle of a murder sobbing on the floor after having shot your neighbor up the mouth, and you take off your helmet to take a lemonade break

[TurdBerglar]

somebody forgot to take their meds