Toucan is officially the coolest member.

[Kid Presentable]

Dude's the bomb. (y)

Discuss.

[Kid Presentable]

I like Toucan. His posts are interesting to read. Don't worry about the anti-Toucan crowd, Toucan, just continue being you.

Toucan needs an alias: E.N Igma.

[fucktopgirl]

Toucan needs an alias: E.N Igma.


:eek: :D

so toucan and enigma is one,,,,did they copulate?

[ToucanSpam]

Just today I recieved a holiday card from Heibz telling me to be me, and not worrying what other people say. Smart man eh?


I don't deserve to be the coolest member on the board. I'm a few years away from being 'cool' just yet.


But thanks nonetheless.

[DroppinScience]

Is there a point where someone is just so uncool in every possible way imaginable that their extreme uncoolness results in being extremely cool?

They say people at the extreme opposite ends of spectrums eventually start to meet up.

Ergo:

Uncool = Toucan = Cool

:eek:

[ToucanSpam]

DS, are you saying I am uncool in almost every way?

[Chicka B]

I think Toucan's a pretty cool guy. (y) But since when did he start making fun of "young" people? That shit is really getting old, what do you all want me to do change my fucking age? (n)

[DroppinScience]

DS, are you saying I am uncool in almost every way?

Well, no. I said in every possible way.

But don't sweat it, according to my own logic, that makes you extremely cool! (y)

[mickill]

If every other board member was wiped out by a combination of natural disasters, STDs and botched cosmetic surgical procedures and Toucan was the only member left, he still wouldn't be the coolest one here.

[ToucanSpam]

Well, if you ever meet me, you'll understand that the nonsense that gets poured onto the pages and pages of threads on this board are not by any means a representation of me.


Chicka, I always have and always will think of you as the coolest 'young person' on this board. You have spunk, you and jackrock will make fine replacements for the old guard in years to come.

[ToucanSpam]

If every other board member was wiped out by a combination of natural disasters, STDs and botched cosmetic surgical procedures and Toucan was the only member left, he still wouldn't be the coolest one here.
Well, you can't be killed, which means you'd still be around.



And we all know you > me in a coolness factor scale.

[Chicka B]

Thanks. :o I don't think I'm really young anymore though. I mean, I'm going to be 16 this year so maybe I'll be seen as just a cool person instead of the coolest young person. I'm happy you think I'm cool though. (y) I understand when you say the way you act on this message board gives a false representation of you. I feel that way sometimes too, like I'll act more immature and "out there" then I do in real life you know. Or maybe I'm just not acting me in real life because I'm quiet. :confused:

[So Ruff]

I've always been a fan of his avatars. TS, bring back the Hammer Bros. one soon! (if you haven't recently and I failed to notice)

[jackrock]

Chicka, I always have and always will think of you as the coolest 'young person' on this board. You have spunk, you and jackrock will make fine replacements for the old guard in years to come.
:)

... i just have to ask... what does the name mean? i like it.. but ..? .. like toucan sam? the fruit loop bird? :confused: :D

[kll]

I think Toucan's a pretty cool guy. (y) But since when did he start making fun of "young" people? That shit is really getting old, what do you all want me to do change my fucking age? (n)

don't worry - he makes fun of old people too. no one is safe.

[ToucanSpam]

You escaped from the old-people bus just to post that ?


You need your meds eh?

[Junker]

Thanks. :o I don't think I'm really young anymore though. I mean, I'm going to be 16 this year so maybe I'll be seen as just a cool person instead of the coolest young person. I'm happy you think I'm cool though. (y) I understand when you say the way you act on this message board gives a false representation of you. I feel that way sometimes too, like I'll act more immature and "out there" then I do in real life you know. Or maybe I'm just not acting me in real life because I'm quiet. :confused:

Jeez.............I didnt know you are only 15 :eek:

[kll]

You escaped from the old-people bus just to post that ?


You need your meds eh?


medicare took my benefits away. get used to it.

[Freebasser]

He does live in Canada.

It's pretty cold there, so I've heard.

[ToucanSpam]

It's currently -5 C outside. So fuck leaving the house today.




kll-when are we going to ditch the sharade and actually talk about what we need to talk about?

[jabumbo]

he is definetly higher up than kll


but he does lose major points because he is a red wings fan

[ToucanSpam]

Listen, Jabumbo.


Sidney Crosby isn't taking you to the playoffs. :mad: :mad:

[instigator7022]

Toucan likes the Legends of Zelda, I like Toucan.

[fucktopgirl]

It's currently -5 C outside. So fuck leaving the house today.


pussy,,-5 this is a jok!I could go dance outisde naked !

[jabumbo]

Listen, Jabumbo.


Sidney Crosby isn't taking you to the playoffs. :mad: :mad:


he certainly is doing his best. i think the spread is only like 12 points, and i believe we are no longer the worst team in the conference after we took it to montreal last night.

plus, marc andre fluery is becoming the most amazing goaltender i have ever seen

[jackrock]

pussy,,-5 this is a jok!I could go dance outisde naked !
oh, word!

[SobaViolence]

the hell is going on in this place? (n)