How can I take a dump in peace

[Pres Zount]

When my landlord is just outside bubbling away on his bong?

*Serious or funny suggestions only*

[jackrock]

bring music (y)

[Ace42X]

Do it in your trousers while piping up with the gay-lord?

"That's good shit"

[Lex Diamonds]

Ask him for a few hits first. You'll probably forget he's there.

[Qdrop]

wait....
are you surfing the web from your toliet?

[Bob]

take a dump

on his bong

i think you answered your own question

[Lex Diamonds]

^ lol

[ToucanSpam]

Just turn on some Britney Spears, I'm sure the flow of shit will come naturally.

[Lex Diamonds]

Just turn on some Britney Spears, I'm sure the flow of shit will come naturally.
Does the thought of Britney's music really excite you that much?

[marsdaddy]

Just turn on some Britney Spears, I'm sure the flow of shit will come naturally.Zount owns Britney Spears?

Go drink the bong water, and your landlord will probably throw up.

[Pres Zount]

For anyone else, bob, you knows I would do that - but my landlord might kick me out.

Jackrock; your idea is winning so far! Congrats nearly everyone for staying within criteria!

[Ace42X]

wait....
are you surfing the web from your toliet?

Don't you? I find it is a great way to get porn in there, what with my PSP and wifi and stuff.

[Chicka B]

Did you shit yet? You can't hold that shit in too long, you might get sick or something. If you don't let it out that end it'll come up the other way. I'd say...take a hit off that bong then maybe it'll relax you.

[jackrock]

hook your comp up in the bathroom, so you can express your feelings of uncomfiness in this thread, while we chant you through it, whilst you .. ya know... *ahem* (y)

[Freebasser]

Shit in his bong.

[kleptomaniac]

everytime i read over the title it looks like "How can I take a dump in space"


anyway, about your real question, maybe you should ask him to join you...and to bring his bong...might be fun.....i dunno.....

but hopefully by now you've already taken action so....

[THRILLHO]

Push the landlord down some stairs.

[TonsOfFun]

I've often wondered if the next room can hear me on my bong - this thread answers my question :(