If a war were to break out in this forum...

[mickill]

...and we were divided by our respective nations, Canada would pretty much get slaughtered...much like in real life.

Sadly, my brilliance and Heiress' boobs alone wouldn't be enough to ward off you Brits, Yankees and Aussies forever. Maybe if we got Dr Deaf back. I think we could take Brazil out, though. And The Netherlands. Regardless, Finland would be screwed.

[Zonkie]

...and we were divided by our respective nations, Canada would pretty much get slaughtered...much like in real life.

Sadly, my brilliance and Heiress' boobs alone wouldn't be enough to ward off you Brits, Yankees and Aussies forever. Maybe if we got Dr Deaf back. I think we could take Brazil out, though. And The Netherlands. Regardless, Finland would be screwed.

i'm sure france would be defeated pretty easily.

i don't like french people, but i do like their language and music.

i once typed it on google "french victories" and it said to me "do you meant french defeats?"

and i personally find the song yankee doodle dandy the most retarded song to ever be. i'm talking, more stupid than regis philbin rapping.

[ToucanSpam]

Mickill, I'm Canadian.

So is DS, jackrock and Lindsey_1535.

I've also fired several thousands rounds off on various firearms. I'm pretty sure we'd last a while.

[hpdrifter]

i once typed it on google "french victories" and it said to me "do you meant french defeats?"

and i personally find the song yankee doodle dandy the most retarded song to ever be. i'm talking, more stupid than regis philbin rapping.

hahahahahhah!!!!

french defeats

[zippo]

i think that you should expand

yes, and?

[kll]

yeah, mickill... as you said, you're fucked... those of us in the west alone would defeat you in a second...

[jabumbo]

i think during time of war, zippo = chuck norris

[zippo]

i think that everyone from south america should join together since were like what, me and msf?

[marsdaddy]

Is a Rambo sequel far behind Rocky 6?

[mickill]

i think that you should expand

yes, and?
And....wherever zippo's from. Argentina or Chile or Yemen or wherever. Yeah, they'd be kinda screwed too.

TS, yes, I forgot about Lindsey. Maybe we do still have a chance.

[Zonkie]

if a war to break out in this forum

we'd have to rally up a bunch of rednecks

and NO, people from nebraska aren't rednecks..but you know, i have met some clearly redneck consistent people here.

[zippo]

i think during time of war, zippo = chuck norris

you know what i would do in time of war, id love to sneak under the tents when the soldiers are at a time of pain and/or doubt and have them talk to me about their feelings

[Zonkie]

you know what i would do in time of war, id love to sneak under the tents when the soldiers are at a time of pain and/or doubt and have them talk to me about their feelings

i'd probably go around asking them, have you ever dropped the soap?

[zippo]

And....wherever zippo's from. Argentina or Chile or Yemen or wherever. Yeah, they'd be kinda screwed too.

hahaha fuck you! i think i should just be from the generic south american country like Fez, i mean, is it really that important to specify?

[jabumbo]

you know what i would do in time of war, id love to sneak under the tents when the soldiers are at a time of pain and/or doubt and have them talk to me about their feelings


and then give them a swift roundhouse kick to the head and end their misery

[mickill]

yeah, mickill... as you said, you're fucked... those of us in the west alone would defeat you in a second...
You'd be more of a detriment to your country. They'd probably ask you to look after people's houses or work the chow line or something.

[TAL]

Sweet (y)

[Chicka B]

I heard that Americans are some of the rudest people, and I agree with that sometimes. I think I want to move to Canada or something, I'm to sensitive too live here. :o

[Zonkie]

I heard that Americans are some of the rudest people, and I agree with that sometimes. I think I want to move to Canada or something, I'm to sensitive too live here. :o

I'm all for Canadians, big ups to The Kids In The Hall. But Canada pays higher taxes than we do. That's how they get that free health care and such.

I still say we'd beat france in about 2 second. If you don't think so, watch Jay Moore's stand up special.

[kleptomaniac]

cool. so let's start killing each other already.

[kll]

You'd be more of a detriment to your country. They'd probably ask you to look after people's houses or work the chow line or something.
i see nothing wrong with lounging by a pool while you fuckers stab each other.

[Bob]

the french people would lose fast because france is bad at war lol

[zippo]

and then give them a swift roundhouse kick to the head and end their misery

they would get so emotional and in touch with the cruel effects of war that they just might ask me to do that, and id say "ok shut the cameras off", have the crew step out of the tent and maybe give them one of the last cigarettes i got from one of the enemy soldiers id have interviewed days before. and just before he finishes the last drag and before killing him id say with an expressionless face "youve just consumed from the enemy", and after giving him 2 seconds to respond with a pale, tragic look on his face, id do him in

[Lex Diamonds]

England would blatantly win. We have Freebasser and he's like, a one man army or something. A real bad brother. (y)

[SobaViolence]

if Mickill is the best chance Canada has on this board, i'm gonna move to Iceland.

[Qdrop]

shit, i'd take Canada on by myself....drunk...with one typing finger...
and fuckin slaughter all of you....

[Ace42X]

I'd own you all. And rape all your women. Although, being saved from your lame asses, they'd prolly jsut be throwing themselves at me anyway.

Then I'd start drinking your booze, using your toilet AND NOT FLUSHING.

Foreigners, pshaw.

[mickill]

England would blatantly win. We have Freebasser and he's like, a one man army or something. A real bad brother. (y)
I think Freebasser and I would end up in a battle of wits somewhere in the middle of act 2. One in which I bludgeon him using Toucan as a very dull sword, and leave him laying in a puddle of his own asterisks.

[jackrock]

I'm all for Canadians, big ups to The Kids In The Hall. But Canada pays higher taxes than we do. That's how they get that free health care and such.

I still say we'd beat france in about 2 second. If you don't think so, watch Jay Moore's stand up special.
yea but if you win the lottery here, you keep all of it!.... i think? :D

[Zonkie]

yea but if you win the lottery here, you keep all of it!.... i think? :D

oh, true true..i think. i dont' know how canada's lotto goes.

but yeah, the american government is greedy, they take back like half of it.

you know, i think we all have a little too much time on our hands.

[marsdaddy]

If this war involves lotto numbers, PJ wins hands (and face) down.

[mickill]

shit, i'd take Canada on by myself....drunk...with one typing finger...
and fuckin slaughter all of you....
TS and DS would seduce your drunk ass and each have their way with you. And SobaViolence would come around later for sloppy seconds.

[zippo]

i could be the faux psychologist and have people talk to me about their feelings, and i could have a hat where my patients would pick little papers out of where, like a priest assigning hail marys and our fathers, there would be tasks that would distract them from war for a few minutes, maybe up to an hour, things like, "Go take a walk alongside the Alaem River, focus on the water, ignore the bodies", "Take a grenade, imagine it is your wifes unborn baby, hold it in your arms and make up a lullaby", "Think of the last enemy you killed, what did he look like, how did he move? Then try to imitate them"

[Zonkie]

i could be the faux psychologist and have people talk to me about their feelings, and i could have a hat where my patients would pick little papers out of where, like a priest assigning hail marys and our fathers, there would be tasks that would distract them from war for a few minutes, maybe up to an hour, things like, "Go take a walk alongside the Alaem River, focus on the water, ignore the bodies", "Take a grenade, imagine it is your wifes unborn baby, hold it in your arms and make up a lullaby", "Think of the last enemy you killed, what did he look like, how did he move? Then try to imitate them"

if i talked to them about their feelings, i'd still just say "did you ever drop the soap?"

[Freebasser]

You'd sacrifice one of your own countrymen to defeat me, Mike?

I'm honoured (and dismembered).

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm honoured (and dismembered).
Jesus, man, what is your obsession with members?

[Freebasser]

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[jackrock]

^ :D

[P of R]

We Swedes would be all neutral n' shit.

[mickill]

You'd sacrifice one of your own countrymen to defeat me, Mike?

I'm honoured (and dismembered).
I'd "sacrifice" him for 5 dollars, Aidan.

[Freebasser]

What would you want with 5 reindeer?

[mickill]

What would you want with 5 reindeer?
I didn't say "bucks", man. You're taking shots on goal without a ball.

[Freebasser]

You edited that to say dollars.

Shit I'm going crazy!

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[fucktopgirl]

And....wherever zippo's from. Argentina or Chile or Yemen or wherever. Yeah, they'd be kinda screwed too.

TS, yes, I forgot about Lindsey. Maybe we do still have a chance.


yes and you forget me,the frenchfucktopkungfu girl,,fuck yea we could kick anybody ass!! :D

[roosta]

yay, ireland always stay neutral.

[DroppinScience]

I'm thinking Asia is pretty screwed. Is anyone from Asia?

Not to mention Africa... isn't there only one person from South Africa, and they're now living in Paris anyways?

[CJM]

if it came down to it, Canada could hold our own. we'd team up with anyone that wasn't from the states, and dominate.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm willing to pull a Rommel and blast our Hitler (mickill) straight to hell.

[THRILLHO]

What a stupid thread.

[befsquire]

mickill wants my man? :confused:

[mickill]

What a stupid thread.
What a stupid alias.

[mickill]

mickill wants my man? :confused:
Don't get it twisted, Beth.

[befsquire]

i wouldn't blame you... he's a sexy motherfucker.

[THRILLHO]

What a stupid alias.

Genius. :)

[BryanFerryRocks]

And....wherever zippo's from. Argentina or Chile or Yemen or wherever. Yeah, they'd be kinda screwed too.


She's from Uruguay, if I recall.

And Yemen's in the Arabian Peninsula.

Intentional ignorance just isn't my cup of tea...

[alexandra]

We Swedes would be all neutral n' shit.
true that.

[jabumbo]

We Swedes would be all neutral n' shit.


i figured you would be the one to announce it...

[MagicCowboy]

Us Finns may not have the numbers but we'll totally go guerrilla on your asses.

[Zonkie]

i still say the french would be defeated pretty easily

and am i the only one who would ask the soldiers if they've ever dropped the soap?

Oh, Iceland and Greenland would probably go pretty easily.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm willing to pull a Rommel
I bet you are. ;)

[fucktopgirl]

i still say the french would be defeated pretty easily

and am i the only one who would ask the soldiers if they've ever dropped the soap?


if you mean french form france,maybe they are weak,i dont know!
French from quebec,no way,better wacht your ass!

[fucktopgirl]

What determines your nationality, where you were born, or where you are currently living?

where your parent had mad sex while creating you!

[Zonkie]

if you mean french form france,maybe they are weak,i dont know!
French from quebec,no way,better wacht your ass!

i really never call on the quebecian frenchies. mostly like the original french.

all i can think about for canada fighting is half of them carrying the flags and trying to strangle people with them while the french ones run around whacking people with bagettes.

[Lex Diamonds]

where your parent had mad sex while creating you!
Hey, fucktop, here's a question for ya: Which sexual position produces the stupidest children?

[instigator7022]

I don't want to enter any war unless i get to use a sword.

[fucktopgirl]

i really never call on the quebecian frenchies. mostly like the original french.

all i can think about for canada fighting is half of them carrying the flags and trying to strangle people with them while the french ones run around whacking people with bagettes.


we got an army with slingshot!

[Zonkie]

What determines your nationality, where you were born, or where you are currently living?

i thought your nationality was your geneology, like, your roots. for example, i may have been born in american, so i guess i'm american, but american isn't really counted as a nationality because we're made up of everybody.

[Zonkie]

I don't want to enter any war unless i get to use a sword.

the only way i'd fight with a sword is if i got to come home and swordfight a monkey.

[fucktopgirl]

Hey, fucktop, here's a question for ya: Which sexual position produces the stupidest children?


since you seem to be victim of this act,you tell me! :D

[mickill]

Which sexual position produces the stupidest children?
Whichever one YOUR parents were most fond of! OHHH!

[Lex Diamonds]

since you seem to be victim of this act,you tell me! :D
How the fuck I sposed to know bitch, I aint yo daddy!



hahahaha

[instigator7022]

the only way i'd fight with a sword is if i got to come home and swordfight a monkey.
Dane Cook (y)


But I'm pretty much obsessed with swordplay. I just want to cut someone's head off with one or some shit.

[fucktopgirl]

humm,,,try again!

[Zonkie]

Dane Cook (y)

But I'm pretty much obsessed with swordplay. I just want to cut someone's head off with one or some shit.

FINALLY! someone who actually got one of my dane cook references

and I think you've watched Body Movin' one too many times

[Lex Diamonds]

humm,,,try again!
Nah I'm alright thanks.

[instigator7022]

FINALLY! someone who actually got one of my dane cook references

and I think you've watched Body Movin' one too many times


Nay. I love The Legends of Zelda too much. Link never cut off another's head but he's quite handy with a blade.


but anyway. yeah Dane Cook is a fuckin riot.

[alexandra]

since you seem to be victim of this act,you tell me! :D
hahhahaha.

[HEIRESS]

Im a lover not a fighter so Id probably just head for the hills

but Im already in the hills, so have fun suckas!

[Qdrop]

TS and DS would seduce your drunk ass and each have their way with you. And SobaViolence would come around later for sloppy seconds.

Brokeback Mountain 2

[Lex Diamonds]

Im a lover not a fighter so Id probably just head for the hills

but Im already in the hills, so have fun suckas!
Then when we invade Canada, we'll do it from the top down. Didn't think of THAT did you?

[marsdaddy]

Im a lover not a fighter so Id probably just head for the hills

but Im already in the hills, so have fun suckas!Worked for Castro, but not Che.

[HEIRESS]

Then when we invade Canada, we'll do it from the top down. Didn't think of THAT did you?

dude, we got top you aint neva even drrrrrreamed of up here yo

[voltanapricot]

If this war involves lotto numbers, PJ wins hands (and face) down.
Paul Jones: Let's fuck this war and find some shaved pussy, clart!

Freebasser: membermembermembermembermembermembermembermemberme mbermembermembermembermembermembermembermoomoo.

Ace: YOUR MUM GAVE ME AIDS. THEN I FUCKED YOUR DAD.

The Padster: Chill man. Safe as houses, foreign clarts! :) (y)

Me: *breaks arm* Cooey! I've gotta blighty! Pop the kettle on.

We'd get nowhere. The Finns will surprise us all, especially TAL with the awesome birthday.

[Ace42X]

Ace: YOUR MUM GAVE ME AIDS. THEN I FUCKED YOUR DAD.

We'd get nowhere.

Do not underestimate the power of germ warfare.

[cookiepuss]

Oh, Iceland and Greenland would probably go pretty easily.


who the hell on the board is from either of those places?

I've asked before if anyone is from Iceland and I've yet to find anyone. but for the record, the icelandics are direct decendents of the vikings so they wouldn't go anywhere without a fight...unless it's to a pub.

[skinnybutphat]

Don't sleep on the Germans

[kleptomaniac]

Don't sleep on the Germans

what if they refuse to get off your bed?

[Lindsey_1535]

I win. GAME OVER

[ToucanSpam]

I win. GAME OVER
Winnipeg SUCKS

[Lindsey_1535]

Winnipeg may suck But I, in fact, AAAAAAAAAM THE BOMBBBBBB!!!

[ToucanSpam]

NO. (n) :mad: :mad:

[Lindsey_1535]

jealous

[fucktopgirl]

c'mon,we cannot fight among ourselve!!canada have to stick togethers! :D

[ToucanSpam]

jealous
Yeah, I'm jealous of you.



You got nothing. NOTHING. Except Clifford.

[jackrock]

seing how canada just won the hockey tourny... WE WIN!!

[ToucanSpam]

Well, I just slashed jackrock's throat open and dropped him like a sac of shit, so Canada is down one.

[jackrock]

wwwhhyyyyyy :mad:

oh well.. lets see how well y'all survive now :eek: :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

I did it because Canada doesn't appreciate the TS.



OH, and I nuked Winnipeg. Fuck the Jets, they are never coming back, get over it.

[Lindsey_1535]

JETS ROCKKKKK

[jackrock]

can i get ressurected soon, cause my throat is quite soar :(

[monkey]

i think that everyone from south america should join together since were like what, me and msf?

meeeeeeeeeeeeee. i'll switch alliances real quick. i dont like north america anyways.

[Funky Pepp]

Don't sleep on the Germans
Germany is always (and has always been) a very peacful nation ;)

[Zonkie]

Actung, actung!

Links, Links, Links Zwei Drei Vier.

is that rammstein?

if it is, then i'll have to punch myself in the face for knowing that

personally, i like like the german's because i'm part german, but i'm not much for their music

oh yes, bohemia would probably go pretty easily aswell.

i still stand that we'll defeat french in 2 seconds.

[hpdrifter]

I'm confused, did war actually break out? There already seem to be casualties.

[Zonkie]

war will probably break out in 3 days.

but i'm sure we'll all forget about it 2 seconds into the battle and stare at shiny things *or that could just be me*

[kll]

I'm confused, did war actually break out? There already seem to be casualties.
unfortunately, not the right ones...





*whistles* still housesittin' in the hamptons right now...

[Rawr]

Mickill, I'm Canadian.

So is DS, jackrock and Lindsey_1535.

I've also fired several thousands rounds off on various firearms. I'm pretty sure we'd last a while.

and me.
sept im part american too..

[iceygirl]

i read the title of this as "If I were to break out of this forum..."

hahahaaa yea funny

[jackrock]

^ :D