Exciting SEX thread

[Ace42X]

In an attempt to get into the spirit of this forum (IE the mindless construction of inane threads, in order for the narcisists here to talk in depth about themselves, providing occasionally vicarious thrills for the voyeurs who may well be lurking) I have made this exciting thread about SEX.

Simple question:

What's the dirtiest and most depraved degrading and kinky thing you'd

A. Consent to
B. Actually kinda want to do / would enjoy

Well, eh, tell me all about your perversions, you deprivates.

[Lex Diamonds]

A: Receiving a BJ from 3 chicks at the same time.
B: Fuckin' a bitch in the ass.

[ms.peachy]

Ho ho, you think I'm about to give up this kind of info for free?

Not bloody likely. :)

[Freebasser]

Smear my genitalia with honey and shout "send in the wasps!".

[Rock]

Not to toot my own cock, but I think I've done all I've really wanted to do. (thats the relationship me)

Reverse Gangbang
(thats the single me)

[zippo]

que boludo

[Rock]

que es boludo?

[zippo]

lo mismo que pelotudo

[Rock]

que es "pelotudo"?

[zippo]

lo mismo que huevon

[fucktopgirl]

In an attempt to get into the spirit of this forum (IE the mindless construction of inane threads, in order for the narcisists here to talk in depth about themselves, providing occasionally vicarious thrills for the voyeurs who may well be lurking) I have made this exciting thread about SEX.

Simple question:

What's the dirtiest and most depraved degrading and kinky thing you'd

A. Consent to
B. Actually kinda want to do / would enjoy

Well, eh, tell me all about your perversions, you deprivates.


what about your perversions? :D

[Ace42X]

what about your perversions? :D

You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

[fucktopgirl]

nop,you started the thread ,its just normal that you share first your twisted mind!

[Ace42X]

nop,you started the thread ,its just normal that you share first your twisted mind!

Originator's privlidge. When you make a thread, then you can choose not to go first.

[ASsman]

Cause a woman sexual pleasing pain from a horse like mammoth cock.

But reasonably speaking, just banging a very petit girl. "Oh you're too big" etc. Drop in a virgin petit girl, then we talking. With a school girl outfit, maybe some pumps.

[cookiepuss]

oh good. I was getting really tired of all those boring sex threads. *yawn*




I'd consent to spanking. (y) (giving and receiving)


I considered doing two guys at once, but it never happened and I stoped seeing the guy who suggested it. I'm actually pretty glad i didn't go there. I'd have felt like a whore.

the thing I actually kinda want to try is sex with a woman...but I've said that a billion times on this board and it's not likely to ever happen so nevermind.

[beastiedan]

A: Receiving a BJ from 3 chicks at the same time.
B: Fuckin' a bitch in the ass.


I'm suprised only a small percentage of men have fucked a women up the ass.

My gf suggested we try, now I suggest it to her. :)

Just make sure you where a jimmy cap and use lube.

[kaiser soze]

anal ain't all that....but naughty!

i had the chance to be naked with my friend a few times, fun stuff!

and we're still really close!

[ms.peachy]

I'd have felt like a whore.


Only if you let them give you money. If you just do it freely, then you get to feel like a slut. Which can actually be kinda fun really (y)

[Ace42X]

Only if you let them give you money. If you just do it freely, then you get to feel like a slut. Which can actually be kinda fun really (y)

You wouldn't... be implying...

with two...

In one?

Nah, a mother would never consider such a thing...

[TurdBerglar]

but isn't getting money better?

[ms.peachy]

You wouldn't... be implying...

with two...

In one?

Nah, a mother would never consider such a thing...
I wasn't referring to the specific situation, just the 'feeling like a whore' thing. IMO, whoring yourself is a totally different thing from slutting it up a bit. If you're a whore, that means you're doing something you don't really want to do in exchange for remuneration - I'm not putting a strong value judgement on that, for some people I guess that works but it wouldn't for me. But being a bit slutty because you just want to have a bunch of sex, quite possibly with a range of partners, well hey that's a matter of free choice and whatever any grown consenting adult wants to do with any other grown consenting adults is fine by me. Especially if, you know, they film it and put it on the internet for my general entertainment :)

[TurdBerglar]

pregnant slut that likes to watch porn


fuckn' awesome (y)

[befsquire]

i find it odd and i'm slightly disturbed that ace42 started a thread in beastie free :confused:

[ms.peachy]

Well, my sluttin' days are kind of behind me now. So just a fat lady sittin' around watching porn with her old man now. (Not all that often or anything though; it's just a nice occasional diversion. Sometimes there's just nothing good on TV, you know?)

[TurdBerglar]

is it considered pedophilia if you fuck when your pregnant?

[kleptomaniac]

is it considered pedophilia if you fuck when your pregnant?

would that be considered a three-way (including the baby)?

a four-way (if you had twins)?

[fucktopgirl]

that super sex thread is more disturbing then exciting!Like i wanna know who want to have it in the ass/give it,who want to give/receive beating,,,,

nothing exciting in there!!

[Ace42X]

that super sex thread is more disturbing then exciting!Like i wanna know who want to have it in the ass/give it,who want to give/receive beating,,,,

nothing exciting in there!!

Liar, you're looking for swingers to hook up with. Confess.

[mikizee]

5 mins after i lost my virginity with a girl, i fucked her in the ass. not intentionally at first, i was like 'hmmmmmm.... this feels different' i said, 'am i in your ass?' and she said, 'yeah, keep going'. i was like.... coooooooool!!!!!
she was a slut.

[Chicka B]

would that be considered a three-way (including the baby)?

a four-way (if you had twins)?

An orgy if there was quintuplets? :p (n)

[THRILLHO]

Getting two girls into a horse costume and banging the front and the back. :o

[fucktopgirl]

Liar, you're looking for swingers to hook up with. Confess.


nooo,not swingers!!
i am not into that kind of human behavior!Again more disturbing then arousing!

[Ace42X]

nooo,not swingers!!
i am not into that kind of human behavior!Again more disturbing then arousing!

Heh, you keep saying that, we don't believe you!

[fucktopgirl]

Heh, you keep saying that, we don't believe you!


maybe you just do some projection!!maybe you want to swing your dick in some hole!

[Ace42X]

maybe you just do some projection!!maybe you want to swing your dick in some hole!

Maybe I do, maybe that's why you're trying to flirt with me. Maybe you want me to spank you and do you up the chocula tunnel.

Dirty girl.

[fucktopgirl]

Maybe I do, maybe that's why you're trying to flirt with me. Maybe you want me to spank you and do you up the chocula tunnel.

Dirty girl.

again some projection

maybe ,just maybe,your testicules are full of lethal sperm and you need to get the pressure off!That why you made that thread,then you can exerce your wrist to relieve some pressure while reading people pervertion!

dirty am i?just been out of the shower,fairly clean!

[Ace42X]

then you can exerce your wrist to relieve some pressure while reading people pervertion!

Fapfapfap

[ASsman]

Get a room you two, Ill be on the other side watching through the one sided window.

[Ace42X]

Get a room you two, Ill be on the other side watching through the one sided window.

You can tell she's the outdoorsy type. Prolly wouldn't even want a tarpaulin for the ground. Bet she'd tell you she likes the feeling of grass on her well spanked, and possibly dripping, behind.

[alexandra]

Well, eh, tell me all about your perversions, you deprivates.
you don't deserve to know mine.

[fucktopgirl]

You can tell she's the outdoorsy type. Prolly wouldn't even want a tarpaulin for the ground. Bet she'd tell you she likes the feeling of grass on her well spanked, and possibly dripping, behind.


i can tell you are a fucking moron!respect dude!

[ASsman]

Hahahahaha, god this is funny.


People need to open up.