yeahwho
01-05-2006, 12:23 AM
- George Bush will resume drinking, shave his head, and change his name to 75-cent. Republicans everywhere rush to buy his album. The video, featuring Rice and Cheney wins the MTV award for best video. Bush asks his Secret Service detail to shoot him so he can gain some street cred. They refuse.
- Steve Jobs will lose his job because he fails to meet Apple's new employee height constraints.
- Ol' Steve will promptly be rehired by Google.
- As is everyone who's ever seen a computer.
- The radio will continue to suck, bands such as the Killers, Franz Ferdinand and Weezer will be replaced by C&W singers who also happen to be chronic alcoholics.
-Brokeback Mountain will get the Oscar for Best Picture. Pat Robertson will predict a devastating earthquake in Los Angeles "soon."
- Michael Jackson will be deported from Whereveristan and find his true home in the Pat Pong district of Bangkok.
-The invention of the OuterNet (lowband, text only)
- By the end of the year, peak oil will be a very well known concept.
-We're all going to DIE!
- Just kidding.
- We will all have a much better year in 2006
Yours?
- Steve Jobs will lose his job because he fails to meet Apple's new employee height constraints.
- Ol' Steve will promptly be rehired by Google.
- As is everyone who's ever seen a computer.
- The radio will continue to suck, bands such as the Killers, Franz Ferdinand and Weezer will be replaced by C&W singers who also happen to be chronic alcoholics.
-Brokeback Mountain will get the Oscar for Best Picture. Pat Robertson will predict a devastating earthquake in Los Angeles "soon."
- Michael Jackson will be deported from Whereveristan and find his true home in the Pat Pong district of Bangkok.
-The invention of the OuterNet (lowband, text only)
- By the end of the year, peak oil will be a very well known concept.
-We're all going to DIE!
- Just kidding.
- We will all have a much better year in 2006
Yours?