Celebrity Big Brother

[Ace42X]

Ok, I'm not a devotee of reality TV, but I was just flicking through and I saw someone that I believe to be Michael Barrymore.

I found myself going "WTF?!?"

Is a brave man that goes into the hot-tub with him...

[Ace42X]

WTF?!? GORGEOUS GEORGE GALAWAY!

[voltanapricot]

I caught the last 30 seconds of it, and only caught Pete Burns, someone that might be Jodie Marsh, Maggot from GLC and someone that looked like Eastenders actress Letitia 'What a bint' Dean.

Is Liza Tarbuck there? I've never been into BB but I'm curious, gimme a rundown, STAT.

[Ace42X]

I caught the last 30 seconds of it, and only caught Pete Burns, someone that might be Jodie Marsh, Maggot from GLC and someone that looked like Eastenders actress Letitia 'What a bint' Dean.

Is Liza Tarbuck there? I've never been into BB but I'm curious, gimme a rundown, STAT.

Apart from the ones I mentioned, you got everyone I recognised. Not Letty D though, and no Tarbuck. One of them is Rula someone or other that was in a program donkey's years ago, and was married to Dennis "on the up" Waterman.

One of them is apparently a plant who has to fake it as a celeb for first week.

[voltanapricot]

One of them is apparently a plant who has to fake it as a celeb for first week.
Paha, it's not exactly hard is it? Celebrity means nothing. I hope they're as good as that actor in Space Cadets, he was very convincing.

[Ace42X]

Paha, it's not exactly hard is it? Celebrity means nothing. I hope they're as good as that actor in Space Cadets, he was very convincing.

The only two remotely interesting people in there are Michael "Anyone mind if I put my fag out in the pool?" Barrymore and George "philandering" Galloway.

As shocking revelations about homosexual coke parties are unlikely, I'd rather just see George Galloway pottering about for 3 weeks...

[Planetary]

dean townsend makes me feel sick.

dennis rodman is cool. i couldnt beleive george was in there. :D

it will be cool to see if maggot and that preston guy become friends.

[voltanapricot]

The only two remotely interesting people in there are Michael "Anyone mind if I put my fag out in the pool?" Barrymore and George "philandering" Galloway.

As shocking revelations about homosexual coke parties are unlikely, I'd rather just see George Galloway pottering about for 3 weeks...
I feel sort of sad for Barrymore, he intends to reinstate his place on our screens as an...ahem, entertainer but he's a mere puppet of the media for "scandalous" stories, for The Sun maybe. You just know they're going to stretch it out. I don't think Galloway will last.

[Ace42X]

I feel sort of sad for Barrymore, he intends to reinstate his place on our screens as an...ahem, entertainer but he's a mere puppet of the media for "scandalous" stories, for The Sun maybe. You just know they're going to stretch it out. I don't think Galloway will last.

I'm hoping he'll have a rant against idiocy and alienate everyone, calling them popinjays.

[roosta]

i genuinely did not recognise the majority of them people..they are stretching the definition of "celebrity"

i will be watching it for barrymore, rodman, THE MAGGOT and jodie marshe's arse (the rest of her can go to hell)

oh george "im a complete cunt" galloway should be funny too, even though i despise that man.

i think the blondie is a plant...she has to convince them she's famous or something.....wont be fucking hard in there!

[DandyFop]

I heard macauley culkin was on that version....guess not? I admit I kinda love celebrity reality shows :(

[Chad the Lad]

whos the big freaky "thing" with all the plastic surgery, big blonde hair and a voice like a butcher. Scary bastard!

i was pleased that the maggots in it "watch out boy he'll rip you off"

i would sooooo freak barrymore out by lying face down in the pool for a while!!! then jump up, SURPRISE!!!!! :eek: Inappropriate? maybe........

[Parkey]

I hate to get dragged in by it, but what a selection!

AWIGHT!

[mp-seventythree]

A Barrymore joke I heard at work the other day:

Michael Barrymore is to star in his own Peckham based sitcom. It's going to be called "Only Pools and Corpses".

[roosta]

there are no ashtrays in michael barrymore's house....he throws all the fags in the pool

[paul jones]

barrymore even creeps out maggots

[roosta]

^^^ hhahaaha Yeah!

maggot goes into the diary room and was basically saying to the public "dont hate me for being nice to barrymore" then implied he's freaked out by being around barrymore cuz he was "looking at me funny". hahahaha.

[Lex Diamonds]

THE MAGGOT and jodie marshe's arse
Television was invented for these things. (y)

[na§tee]

it really fucking annoyed me that the audience were booing george galloway on the way in. fucking middle england. i bet all they knew was the combination of his name and "saddam hussein" which equals BAD. no information.

i like maggot.
his response to "what's the worse thing you've done?"
"i was sick on a cat once.."
ha!

[jackrock]

I've always hated that show (n)

[paul jones]

i like maggot.
his response to "what's the worse thing you've done?"
"i was sick on a cat once.."
ha!

:D

[roosta]

it really fucking annoyed me that the audience were booing george galloway on the way in. fucking middle england. i bet all they knew was the combination of his name and "saddam hussein" which equals BAD. no information.

i like maggot.
his response to "what's the worse thing you've done?"
"i was sick on a cat once.."
ha!

george galloway is a complete bollox. he deserves no less.

[discopants]

there are no ashtrays in michael barrymore's house....he throws all the fags in the pool

What do you call a terrorist in Barrymore's pool?
A suicide bummer.

[Ace42X]

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1685497,00.html?gusrc=rss

[mp-seventythree]

Jodie Marsh just got the boot

[Planetary]

i'd rather it was pete burns, he makes me fell ill. how can he say he's not a transvestite when he clearly is.

perfect CBB scenario:

michael barrymore: "anybody got an ash tray?"

maggot: "just throw your fags in the pool"

[Lex Diamonds]

No way man, they puttin' Jimmy Saville in there! (y)

[Ace42X]

now then now then

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/4616752.stm

[beastieluver85]

I LOVE Kenzie from the last CBB... ;)

[roosta]

oh lord.

[discopants]

No way man, they puttin' Jimmy Saville in there! (y)

Legend. Altogether now:
Now then, now then.

[roosta]

Chantelles Been A Bad Girl... (http://www.flickr.com/photos/47119895@N00/85548127/)

Not Safe For Work...

[Guy Incognito]

For those who didnt know and are interested - here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4628654.stm)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

For those who didnt know and are interested - here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4628654.stm)

Ooooh! Why the hell is Pete still in there?? I have voted him out twice now. When he first came into the house i kinda liked him but now every time i see him i just wanna punch him in that overblown gob of his.

Oh and if Barrymore wins i am never watching this pile of addictive poo again. That's a promise. :mad:

[Chad the Lad]

galloway should fucking win it! he's the fucking fury!!!! peteburns duz ma heed in, arsehole!

[roosta]

galloway should fucking win it! he's the fucking fury!!!! peteburns duz ma heed in, arsehole!

galloway is an utter cunt.

[Guy Incognito]

galloway is an utter cunt.


Well put! I think that Chantelle's gonna win and that will be the end of celebrity BB for ever. Which is nice.

[jammytastic]

pete is a wanker

george galloway is a complete and utter cunt. (i know i stole that from roosta) the shite that comes out of his mouth. im real disappointed in maggot. what kind of a dichead is he?

[Guy Incognito]

pete is a wanker

george galloway is a complete and utter cunt. (i know i stole that from roosta) the shite that comes out of his mouth. im real disappointed in maggot. what kind of a dichead is he?

Whats your beef with maggot - he's ok. He's just not desperate to win like the rest of them, so he's just keepin a low profile. He threatened to batter George last night, best thing he's done. He had a chat with him and chilled out a little bit but I think if he pisses Maggot off again there may be an incident.

And yes Pete is a wanker

[jammytastic]

i was expecting maggot to be witty and sharp. but he fell in with george and all he does is slag people off.

hes a tool.

but it was gas when he went on a mad one about george. that was some funny shit.

[Guy Incognito]

i was expecting maggot to be witty and sharp. but he fell in with george and all he does is slag people off.

hes a tool.

but it was gas when he went on a mad one about george. that was some funny shit.

The thing with the brother is that you gotta remember it has an editor. Maggot isnt clashing with anyone so they're not showing him much and they can decide to just show him to talkin to george so that it looks like he's in with him, I dont think Maggot's in with anyone really. He may be being really funny but as he's not shoutin his mouth off like Pete he isnt gettin the coverage.
I still think Eggsy should have gone in instead.
I dont really like that Tracy either but thought she handled that last night really well by not showing pete she was upset and pattin him on the arse.
He only picks on the women! He has to go!

[jammytastic]

pete and barrymore loathe women. barrymore is such a freak. his head has gone too far into his rectum.

i know big brother has an editor. i also know im a loser and i watch the live feed all night. he sits there slaggin whoever george and pete decide to rip into.

Jodie
Tracy
Rula
Chantelle is obviously next.

they didnt really go after Faria because she has balls and wouldnt put up with that shite.

man id kick michael barrymore in the nuts and spit in george galloways eye.

aaaaaaaaaaah. why do i care so much???

[Guy Incognito]

pete and barrymore loathe women. barrymore is such a freak. his head has gone too far into his rectum.

i know big brother has an editor. i also know im a loser and i watch the live feed all night. he sits there slaggin whoever george and pete decide to rip into.

Jodie
Tracy
Rula
Chantelle is obviously next.

they didnt really go after Faria because she has balls and wouldnt put up with that shite.

man id kick michael barrymore in the nuts and spit in george galloways eye.

aaaaaaaaaaah. why do i care so much???

Fair enough - you watch more than me! I've just always been really wary of what they show you and what they dont.

I hate barrymore as well but I like the idea of him goin slowly insane live on tv.

[jammytastic]

i cant wait for barrymore to come out and he gets a ferocious BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Lex Diamonds]

Maggot roolz man. He's just so fun and exciting that if they showed it all then the show would just be filled with clips of Maggot. Also, everyone's TV would explode from his sheer greatness. (y)

[Guy Incognito]

Just saw a bit of diary room where Pete Burns said he's not the sort of person to cut his nose off to spite his face! :eek: