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skinnybutphat
01-05-2006, 09:07 PM
Road dogs will be barking this weekend.

Clinton Portis' Mom & the boys roll into Tampa, punch the Bucs in the face & win. The Redskins lose the following week in Seattle, but they keep it close & cover.

Steelers get their vengeance when they bludgeon the Bengals. Peyton at home will be too much for them the following week.

New England will continue the road back to the Superbowl as they beat Jacksonville, then Denver on the road.

This weekend's closest game looks to be NYG vs. Carolina. Sorry Bigblu, your Giants are going to be cleaning out their lockers this Sunday after Deshaun runs past your boys, and Jay Feely misses 3 more field goals in OT. Even if the Giants do win, the prize is a trip to Chicago to get man-handled. A ferociously pissed Bear team that did not enjoy seeing their 2nd & 3rd teamers lose the #1 defensive ranking last Sunday awaits.

The Panthers get mauled (again) at the hands of My Bears leaving Seattle in the NFC, and an Indy vs. New England AFC title game rematch.
No one has been running on The Pats lately and that trend continues. Goober will have to beat them and they won't be biting on his play-action this time around. Bill Billacheck's big pulsating brain will come up with blitzes & schemes that will keep Indy frustrated, and they lose again to New England in the title game.

Seattle will see a good defense for only the 2nd time since week 4, unfortunately for them The Bear defense is way too fast & good to let Alexander take control of the game. The Bears board the short flight to Detroit.

Back to the scene of the crime, 20 years after Super Bowl XX where The Greatest Collection of Football Players ever to be on the same sideline at once in the most dominating victory in Superbowl history (it was at the time) join forces with the current Bears to rematch New England in Super Bowl XL.
The ghost of The Great Walter Payton gets in the endzone this time as the Bears roll over New England (again) 44 - 10. Fridge doesn't score this time, but he does take a bite out of Brady's arm.

Loppfessor
01-06-2006, 12:56 AM
No way the bears score 44 points against anyone man let alone the Pats. Of course that's all fantasy anyway cus there's no way they make it to the Superbowl either.

yeahwho
01-06-2006, 07:10 AM
S.E.A.T.T.L.E. All the way.

the
beginning
middle
end
of
story.

jabumbo
01-06-2006, 07:23 AM
interesting reasoning you have there


but i do belive that most, if not all of your first round choices will probably turn out. unless tiki rolls off another 200 yards

marsdaddy
01-09-2006, 01:09 PM
Nice call about the close game.

I appreciate your fandom, but you don't really think the Bears can score even 21, do you?

DIGI
01-09-2006, 02:14 PM
S.E.A.T.T.L.E. All the way.

the
beginning
middle
end
of
story.


An NFC team win the Super Bowl????

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Laughable, meng.


STEELERS.

Oh, and skinny, nice title. I say that shit all the time. (y)

PLAYOFFS!?!?!?!?!?

skinnybutphat
01-09-2006, 02:31 PM
Nice call about the close game.

I appreciate your fandom, but you don't really think the Bears can score even 21, do you?

I knew the Giants had some guys they found at Amoco starting at LB this weekend, but I thought they would at least know how to tackle.

The Bears are a different offense with a quarterback with confidence. They might not score 21 on the Panther, but they won't need to. Bears 20 Carolina 10. They can score 21+ against Seattle, if Seattle makes it past Washington.

marsdaddy
01-09-2006, 02:35 PM
So, Jim Mora gets into the lexicon for the playoffs quote. What about his son? Cell phone to check on possible tie scenario? Too bad there was no good quote.

I heard that the fine for the call was on $1, but with roaming charges it came to $10K. :|

I don't doubt the Bears will beat the Panthers, though their D was sub-par the last game. I think Seattle has a better D than you do, though.

skinnybutphat
01-09-2006, 02:51 PM
So, Jim Mora gets into the lexicon for the playoffs quote. What about his son? Cell phone to check on possible tie scenario? Too bad there was no good quote.

I heard that the fine for the call was on $1, but with roaming charges it came to $10K. :|

I don't doubt the Bears will beat the Panthers, though their D was sub-par the last game. I think Seattle has a better D than you do, though.

What happened with the cell phone? The last game the Bears played all the starters didn't even finish the 1st quarter. I don't think you'll say Seattle has a better defense after you see them both play this weekend.

http://www.kenn.com/play/sounds.html

The diddly-poo one is even better.

SobaViolence
01-09-2006, 05:03 PM
steelers got lucky. which in turn screwed the broncos.

colts/broncos
seahawks/panthers