Who were you....

[DapperDiverge]

In a past life??

do you still remember... have flashbacks that are unexplainable???

I used to be a white skinny big nosed guy called Steve with a mop top from Brooklyn, New York. I was a jew-by-name and got really high all the time because I was afraid of the Vietnam Draft and decided to move to Los Angeles just in case I had to escape to Mexico "cuz Canada is too cold"... that and California back in the late 60's was the shit... I guessed I overdosed and died in 1978...

To this day I hate CA but have never been there... fear military bases and have an obsession with 60's memorabilia... I'm always having flashbacks of this New York neighborhood but I've never lived there... I remember being 3 years old and watching SNL in '88 and saying to myself "this show is still on the air??"

I know I've lived other lives... at one point I know I was connected with royalty and was around the times of Jesus... I hate going into any catholic church... I always start to shake and feel like I'm going to vomit... weird.

[kaiser soze]

I was Godzilla

[TurdBerglar]

i was a studhorse

[ToucanSpam]

I was Alexander the Great and King Tutankhamun.

[jackrock]

i really think i was a dinosaur... i often have the craving for brontosaurus ribs... like fred flintstone.

[cookiepuss]

Aparently I was a pilgrim or a witch or something. Hell maybe I was one of them salem witches.....

when I was little, like about 4 years old, I was in the kitchen and my mother was letting me roll the dough for a pie, something I had NEVER done or helped her with before. I was eating some of the dough too and my mom said: "Sara! stop doing that!" And i said: "But you always use to let me do this!"
"when was that?" my mother asked
"when we lived in that big brick house and we wore those pointy hats and had the shinny buckles on our shoes?" I responded


we never lived in a brick house or wore that type of clothing, nor had I EVER helped make a pie before. And I was too young to even know what a pilgrim was.

my mother and sister say it was pretty spooky.

[Loppfessor]

I find it funny that when people remember their past lives they were always someone noble or royal, never a retard or garbage man.


For real man

[B4BY 4NN]

I wuz aZn.

[Rawr]

I was a kitten

i have alllll the clues

[Sarky Devotchka]

I was a retarded garbage man.

[fucktopgirl]

past life,do we really reincarnate?!

if so,i wish i was an outlaw in the time when car did not exist.Rubing bank with my hotty cowboy mate and then ran away on my horse in the hills,making firecamp at night and mad sex!

[kleptomaniac]

i really think i was a serial killer......nothing more to add. :cool:

[marsdaddy]

I was a cow, which is weird because I thought cows were the highest form of life.

[instigator7022]

I find it funny that when people remember their past lives they were always someone noble or royal, never a retard or garbage man.

I was a reterded garbagewoman

edit: see, retarded

[cosmo105]

i think i was a farmer in a rice paddy in china in a very small village

i loved that farming life, i really did

[marsdaddy]

I wonder if you still tastes like one.You're odd and overly friendly.