cow tipping

[kaiser soze]

have you?

if not what else have you done that the good lord might piss on?

my middle school friend and i blew up some kid's newspaper route box..well, we blew the papers inside up all good and shit

it was hilarious but evil, i will never forgive him

[Videodrome]

cow tipping? you haven't lived until you've tried cow fucking.

[Medellia]

^^^ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I've lived in this south my whole life, Oklahoma in particular for ten years, and I've never been cow tipping. Nor have I ever wanted to.

[kleptomaniac]

how much should i tip 'em? A dollar?

[cosmo105]

i think 20% is a good amount.

[Vic Colfari]

Restaurants report a percentage (around 12%) for tipping of cows to the IRS for their staff. This means that if you have a $400 cow, the restaurant will report 12% of $400 or $48 as income to the server.

In other words, the server has to pay tax on it whether you tip the cow or not. If the restaurants do not report it accurately, the restaurant and the wait staff get audited by the IRS.

[Freebasser]

I can't believe that in this day and age that people still tip their cows by the side of the road and not at their local designated livestock dumping area :(

[cosmo105]

i think moo moo should make an appearance in this thread.

[jackrock]

Are we talking like Tommy Boy cow tipping?!

[ASsman]

Dumbasses. God I hate it out here, want to move back to Chicago.

Bollocks.

[kleptomaniac]

my friend said she actually tipped cows before....she said it didn't hurt 'em and it was fun.... well, i was like, "you're a vegetarian and you're tipping cows?" :confused:

so apparently, she won't eat meat, but she'll tip meat...whatever. :rolleyes:

[ASsman]

Doesn't suprise me, both are equally stupid.

[Ugly Cat]

Wow, you know those you associate with are short several thousand brain cells when they make an evening out of going out to a farm and pushing a sleeping cow over.



HAHAHA! LOOKIE THAT JIMBO, BESSY DONE FELL OVER! HYUK HYUK GUFFAW LOL GOODNESS MARIE THAT BOVINE IS ON THE GROUND NOW DUE TO THE EFFECTS OF PHYSICS PUT INTO MOTION BY A FEW FARMBOY DUKES OF HAZZARD LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS ON A LITTLE 'PAINT THE TOWN' BENDER AFTER INGESTING 4 COORS LIGHTS STOLEN OUT OF UNCLE GARYS FRIDGE AND SMOKING STYROFOAM SOAKED IN WHITE OUT! LATER ON THE BOVINE WILL STAND AGAIN, AND IT WONT REALLY MATTER THAT WE PUSHED IT OVER BECAUSE COWS ARE INSANELY STUPID AND IT WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENED BEYOND THE PAST 6 MINUTES!

[ASsman]

Oh god, hahahahahaha. Christ that hilarious.

[kaiser soze]

I never said i did...but we can pretend

plus i prefer eating beef over bullying on it

[ChrisLove]

If your friend reckons they have done it they are probably lying - Cow tipping is an urban legend - it doesnt happen, cows are pretty much impossible to tip and dont sleep standing up anyway

[Rawr]

i would.
but then i would feel bad for the cow, and i wouldnt have enough strength to help it up.

[Ace42X]

If your friend reckons they have done it they are probably lying - Cow tipping is an urban legend - it doesnt happen, cows are pretty much impossible to tip and dont sleep standing up anyway

Thank god for a voice of reason.

Chris is quite correct, it was on mythbusters and everything.

[marsdaddy]

My best friend and I blew up a salamander with his chemistry kit.

[roosta]

My best friend and I blew up a salamander with his chemistry kit.

LOL...hahahahah! (y)

[little j]

poor salamandar