View Full Version : i officially declare monday as asshole day
TurdBerglar
01-09-2006, 09:26 AM
today and every monday that follows is now a day of assholedom.
the assholeness from day to day is rather high here but there are some straglers. today these straglers need to come out and make a name for themselves.
ok i'll start....FUCK YOU YOU FUCKN' CUNTSTAINS
carry on
monkey
01-09-2006, 09:29 AM
umm. nice try but no dice.
paul jones
01-09-2006, 09:40 AM
yeah ,Monday sucks sagging tits!
there was a new guy started today and he is such a fucking snail.no 'go' in him at all.I had to work on the same machine as him. He looked fucking stupid too cos he had obviously shaved his head recently but had left a chunk at the back.Total fuckin space cadet
They days are quite the same over here at my place.
iceygirl
01-09-2006, 09:59 AM
bang bang bang bang
day off when the store is closed woohooo
day off when there are dudes outside my house pounding the shit out of it driving me crazyyyy
day off at home and i have to wear clothes 100% of the time and watch that they cant see me when i am in the bathroom
the dogs are going crazy
assholes
bang bang bang bang
jabumbo
01-09-2006, 10:07 AM
i left for work 5 minutes later than i should have...
and there were 10 times as many cars out on the road, and i think i had about 5 people back out of driveways blindly into my lane, and a couple would stop in the middle waiting for me to keep going, but they were blocking most of the lane so its not like i could go anywhere.
and that asshole school van driver beeped at me about 10 times because i wasnt far enough left for him to go past me on a 1 lane road. now there's an asshole
iceygirl
01-09-2006, 10:13 AM
^guh -- busses, semi's suck
my brother in law is a pussy asshole who cant speak his mind to your face but gives everyone else a different story behind your back
pussy asshole brother in law
im gonna make him feel like an idiot next time i talk to him because he will just wimp out to me like he never said such things
wanton wench
01-09-2006, 10:13 AM
asshole........me.........asshole
i'm stuck in the middle :(
jabumbo
01-09-2006, 10:16 AM
asshole........me.........asshole
i'm stuck in the middle :(
well i'm stuck in the middle with you?
THRILLHO
01-09-2006, 10:16 AM
'Monday-itis' is fucking gay.
wanton wench
01-09-2006, 11:15 AM
well i'm stuck in the middle with you?
asshole...............me...jabumbo...............a sshole
i am so glad i'm not alone :)
fucktopgirl
01-09-2006, 11:29 AM
today and every monday that follows is now a day of assholedom.
the assholeness from day to day is rather high here but there are some straglers. today these straglers need to come out and make a name for themselves.
ok i'll start....FUCK YOU YOU FUCKN' CUNTSTAINS
carry on
yep,2 years without sex build some tension in you!Peanut butter container is not enough i suppose! :D
wanton wench
01-09-2006, 11:38 AM
So it's kind of like a "Jabumbo Wanton Asshole Sandwich"?
no its kind of like the wench and jabumbo standing back to back in the middle of a crowed mall food court with m-16's about to unload a world of hell on all the assholes around us.
:D
ToucanSpam
01-09-2006, 11:46 AM
I say we all just start a huge battle royal.
wanton wench
01-09-2006, 11:51 AM
Ohhhhhh....Do I need to take cover? :D
yes
:D
wanton wench
01-09-2006, 12:22 PM
:(
I knew I should have never given guns to those bears. *snaps*
sorry didnt know you were on our side.
*hands cmute rhyme an m-16*
;)
marsdaddy
01-09-2006, 12:58 PM
How about we call it Turd-day?
jabumbo
01-09-2006, 01:22 PM
How about we call it Turd-day?
too close sounding to tursday, denoted by the H on my calendar
Lex Diamonds
01-09-2006, 01:25 PM
yep,2 years without sex build some tension in you!Peanut butter container is not enough i suppose! :D
omg owned!!
CrankItUp!
01-09-2006, 05:37 PM
How about we call it Turd-day?
Yeah - and change Thursday to Turdsday.
That sounds much better. (y)
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