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kll

01-09-2006, 01:53 PM

Cmute Rhyme= Mae.

Rob money came back about the same time Cmute popped on here...

Mae? is that you?

what makes you think that cmute is mae?

kaiser soze

01-09-2006, 01:55 PM

and what's it matter?

you surprise me with your pondering of the mundane

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 01:55 PM

what makes you think that cmute is mae?

the apparent "familiarity" cmute shows with other board members....more so than other obvious noobs.

the over-use of smiley icons.

picking...but never upsetting too much. trying not to over-offend.

cmute just reminds me of mae....

ToucanSpam

01-09-2006, 01:57 PM

You know, everyone's become a paranoid retard lately.

Not everyone who has joined up recently is an alias. Your old age is catching up with you all.

kll

01-09-2006, 01:58 PM

you know, now that i think about it...

cmute mentions girls asses a lot
cmute appears to like gravy
cmute sees nothing wrong with midget porn

therefore, cmute must be mae

Lex Diamonds

01-09-2006, 01:58 PM

Mickill abandonded us.

You all belong to me now.
Please stop acting like you matter around here.

kaiser soze

01-09-2006, 01:59 PM

ch-ch-changes!
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

marsdaddy

01-09-2006, 01:59 PM

Toucan, can you beat up the bully at my son's preschool? Thanks.

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:00 PM

You know, everyone's become a paranoid retard lately.

Not everyone who has joined up recently is an alias. Your old age is catching up with you all.

you know....i think most of the new recriuts ARE aliases.

think about it.
any straight noobs on this board come for Beastie talk...so they'll sit over in general beastie for majority of thier earlier posts....
it takes quite a few posts to finally make it over to this section.

those new members with like 5 posts who are posting in beastie-free...ALIAS.

who would find a beastie boys message board and sign up, just to post in beastie free?

you "find" this section over time...you don't just come straight to it.
THAT'S the "tell", folks.

jabumbo

01-09-2006, 02:02 PM

i never posted in beastie free.

so i must be an ALIAS

kaiser soze

01-09-2006, 02:02 PM

well, you can only talk about the beastie for so long

I'm interested in their music, not what they eat, wear, or smell like

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:04 PM

i never posted in beastie free.

so i must be an ALIAS

you mean, you never posted in general beastie?...

get yer story straight...

marsdaddy

01-09-2006, 02:04 PM

think about it.
any straight noobs on this board come for Beastie talk...so they'll sit over in general beastie for majority of thier earlier posts....
it takes quite a few posts to finally make it over to this section.
Once again applying your reality to everyone else? My first post was in Beastie Free then General Political. I didn't make it to Beastie General until about post 15.

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:05 PM

well, you can only talk about the beastie for so long

agreed...but that takes quite a few posts before you come looking on the otherside of the fence.

it just doesn't make sense otherwise.

kll

01-09-2006, 02:07 PM

i wanna know what cmute knows about people in here that makes you suspicious? i'm super nervous now...

fucktopgirl

01-09-2006, 02:13 PM

first day i join ,i came in bf and politics.Thta where its seem more interesting and amusing.
I am not an alias,so your theory Qtips is weak!

jabumbo

01-09-2006, 02:14 PM

you mean, you never posted in general beastie?...

get yer story straight...

10 posts max, and they weren't my first ones. i liked using message boards as something to do online (especially on dial up since everything is so slow) amd the one i was at was really dull and boring. i came to the site when i saw the new video and saw the message board actually had people talking about other things...

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:15 PM

i wanna know what cmute knows about people in here that makes you suspicious? i'm super nervous now...

why are you nervous?

it's just a relative feeling i get form "him".

most other true noobs who come pestering over here act like children, act very generic....feeling it out.

Cmute kinda jumped right in....
seemed to have a sense of what many of us were about...
me with my debating and such....

just the impression that i get...

DandyFop

01-09-2006, 02:17 PM

Q, anybody could see that you like to debate from a mile away. Newb or otherwise.

kll

01-09-2006, 02:18 PM

why are you nervous?

i was just worried you were going to tell me that he has my social security number, knows where my kids go to school and knows what echewta and i did that day...

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:18 PM

well, if some of you came straight to beastie free, i'd consider you an exception to the rule....

i mean, think about it.....the mass majority of people that come here, come to talk about the beasties first....and do so...
and some eventually make there way on to beastie free...a post or 2 here and there....and then even less will come here to stay...

but when i see someone with a pretty low post count (which cmute had when "he" first started up on beastie free), come stomping on here and stick around full time, my ALIAS meter goes wild.

my theory isn't iron-clad....but you know i have a point.

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:21 PM

Q, anybody could see that you like to debate from a mile away. Newb or otherwise.

perhaps...perhaps.

jabumbo

01-09-2006, 02:21 PM

you're about as convincing as a titan's victory

DandyFop

01-09-2006, 02:21 PM

Yes, what you say makes sense, but it's not out of the question for someone to come here first or soon after some posts in Beastie Free. All it takes is a glance at Beastie General to realize it's mostly the same shit over and over.

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:21 PM

Is this the part where I am suppose to get all defensive and prove that I am not an alias? Okay...here goes...

I'm Qdrop.

what does the name "armyofme" mean to you?

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:22 PM

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:23 PM

you're about as convincing as a titan's victory

that hurts, man.
that really hurts.

kick a titan fan while he's down....go ahead.

marsdaddy

01-09-2006, 02:25 PM

my theory isn't iron-clad....but you know i have a point.Yes, you're valid.

kll

01-09-2006, 02:30 PM

I wonder if cmute will make it into GEA's Sure Shots quicker than Qdrop did...

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 02:40 PM

I wonder if cmute will make it into GEA's Sure Shots quicker than Qdrop did...

probably.

me and GEA don't see eye to eye....

ToucanSpam

01-09-2006, 02:40 PM

You've all lost your fuckin marbles.

If ANYONE is 'Mae', don't you think we'd have all been given a great big e-hug in a 'Say something nice about somone else' thread or soemthing? Honestly, this person we are accusing of being Mae isn't showing Mae like tendencies.

marsdaddy

01-09-2006, 02:42 PM

me and GEA don't see eye to eye....You're short, too?

kll

01-09-2006, 02:42 PM

kll

01-09-2006, 03:04 PM

I feel like cmute should hold like a Sweet 16 party or something.

Qdrop

01-09-2006, 03:08 PM

I feel like cmute should hold like a Sweet 16 party or something.

you SEE?!?

MAE!!

kll

01-09-2006, 03:11 PM

you SEE?!?

MAE!!

you are high

SobaViolence

01-09-2006, 04:52 PM

when people are high, they are usually more interesting/amusing than this bullshit.

although......they do get paranoid.

kll

01-09-2006, 05:07 PM

when people are high, they are usually more interesting/amusing than this bullshit.

although......they do get paranoid.
hahaha.

this is the best part of this thread.

Echewta

01-09-2006, 05:26 PM

This is all interesting. Someone brought this up awhile ago and I just assumed they were Mae. So they aren't?

kll

01-09-2006, 05:27 PM

This is all interesting. Someone brought this up awhile ago and I just assumed they were Mae. So they aren't?
no. it's not mae.

marsdaddy

01-09-2006, 05:28 PM

This is all interesting.It is? Are some parts more interesting than others?

THRILLHO

01-10-2006, 08:00 AM

I don't understand any of this shit. (n)

Tzar

01-10-2006, 08:03 AM

rob money is back?

haha

has he lost weight?

hahahaha

roosta

01-10-2006, 08:16 AM

i'll try and draw mae's fire...last time she showed up round her she fired a vicious accusation at me via PM....

RobMoney is a racist!

roosta

01-10-2006, 09:11 AM

well i drew a response.....

bless those kids

THRILLHO

01-10-2006, 09:28 AM

*Hug* Feelin' better? :)

Dayum Gur.........

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 09:40 AM

well i drew a response.....

bless those kids

so Cmute IS Mae?

roosta

01-10-2006, 09:40 AM

so Cmute IS Mae?

oh no, i dont know about that...robmoney pm'd me.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 09:48 AM

You seemed so confused :confused: Would you like a hug? *HUG*

Who ARE you?

what is your name? backstory?

DEFEND YOURSELF! YOUR IDENTITY IS QUESTION!!

skye?
echewta?

Nuzzolese

01-10-2006, 09:48 AM

Can't you just ask a moderator if someone's an alias or not? Can't they see people's IP addresses and such? I mean if it bothers you that much and you really wanted to know...

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 09:59 AM

Can't you just ask a moderator if someone's an alias or not? Can't they see people's IP addresses and such? I mean if it bothers you that much and you really wanted to know...

that would be epic if the Mods just ripped through here one day on a thread and exposed every single alias.

but alas, some internet providers don't allow for that....AOL, TimeWarner Roadrunner...

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 10:07 AM

:p

uh huh....

that's right.

ALIAS!!

come on, Mae....that's you...ain't it?
how's Philly?

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 10:24 AM

oh my GOD...

are you saying...you're....ME?!!?

my god.....it was me all along....it was....me...

*cue twilight zone music*

DandyFop

01-10-2006, 11:17 AM

This is boring :(

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 11:37 AM

This is boring :(

you came on this thread just to say that?

that makes it more boring....

thanks alot, dandy....thanks.

Nuzzolese

01-10-2006, 11:40 AM

This is boring :(

I thought the same thing, sorry. And the only reason I'm sorry is because it seems like you're really trying to make it interesting.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 11:51 AM

I thought the same thing, sorry. And the only reason I'm sorry is because it seems like you're really trying to make it interesting.
yet, here you are....reading the thread and posting in it....
providing the irony.

Nuzzolese

01-10-2006, 11:54 AM

yet, here you are....reading the thread and posting in it....
providing the irony.

No, that's not really ironic to comment that your alias hunt is boring, even if I'm participating in a thread about it. Fruitless maybe, a waste of time most definitely, not really ironic though.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 11:56 AM

No, that's not really ironic to comment that your alias hunt is boring, even if I'm participating in a thread about it. Fruitless maybe, a waste of time most definitely, not really ironic though.

and still you post.

nuzz, you are precious.

DandyFop

01-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Actually, something cmute just said in the autographs thread now does make me think they are an alias. Too bad I don't care that much.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 11:57 AM

Too bad I don't care that much.

IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT!

NOTHING ELSE!!!

I'M QUITTING MY JOB JUST SO I CAN INVESTIGATE!!

Nuzzolese

01-10-2006, 11:59 AM

and still you post.

nuzz, you are precious.

Yep, I do post, and I am presh. Now be more entertaining.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 12:03 PM

Now be more entertaining.

is that the equivelent of Turd saying "show your tits"...

Nuzzolese

01-10-2006, 12:04 PM

see, Turd would just say "show your tits"...

Then why don't you just go marry Turd if you love him so much!

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 12:05 PM

Then why don't you just go marry Turd if you love him so much!

i offered, he rejected.

i wouldn't show him my tits.

cj hood

01-10-2006, 12:08 PM

yo Q, didn't u meet mae and rob???

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 12:09 PM

yo Q, didn't u meet mae and rob???

nope, mae moved away before we got a chance to hang....

Bob

01-10-2006, 12:15 PM

IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT!

NOTHING ELSE!!!

I'M QUITTING MY JOB JUST SO I CAN INVESTIGATE!!

Qdrop: Alias Hunter

Wednesday nights on ABC at 10 o'clock

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 12:17 PM

Qdrop: Alias Hunter

Wednesday nights on ABC at 10 o'clock

dude, it will never fly in that timeslot....

give me Fridays....9pm

Bob

01-10-2006, 12:37 PM

what do you mean? you'll catch the people who are too lazy to change the channel after lost! i mean, it's not working for invasion or anything, but i bet it would work for you

sam i am

01-10-2006, 12:38 PM

Please stop acting like you matter around here.

Harsh.

sam i am

01-10-2006, 12:46 PM

Q....

Go for NBC....they need a hit.

Will Jennifer Garner be in your show? If so, I'm watching.

marsdaddy

01-10-2006, 01:22 PM

I could be your arch nemesis, and for the series finally, it would be revealed that I'm you! :eek:You need an internal editor. We've all been there.

Do you see that your series finale is already revealed twice in this thread? Go for something creative like, Qdrop is actually Satan's son and you are Jesus -- nerdy, overy-familiar, but generally harmless and powerless.

Bob

01-10-2006, 01:37 PM

Q....

Go for NBC....they need a hit.

Will Jennifer Garner be in your show? If so, I'm watching.

yes, but she dies in every episode.

Qdrop: Aelias Hunter Flux

SobaViolence

01-10-2006, 02:04 PM

this is pathetic, in the Eugene Levy descent into Bringin' Down The House carrer kinda way.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 02:15 PM

this is pathetic, in the Eugene Levy descent into Bringin' Down The House carrer kinda way.

you are such a useless twat.

why do you come here anymore?

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 02:16 PM

cmute isn't mae...

he knows too much about football.

cookiepuss

01-10-2006, 02:23 PM

so i guess we're done now?

Q- maybe you should make this a weekly thread and callit "Alias detective." each week you can discect a noob and establish their legtimacy.

Qdrop

01-10-2006, 02:37 PM

so i guess we're done now?

Q- maybe you should make this a weekly thread and callit "Alias detective." each week you can discect a noob and establish their legtimacy.

actually...i may do just that...

sam i am

01-10-2006, 03:27 PM

I still think the title should be "Alias Hunter," but it would have to be based out of Las Vegas and have the same music as CSI to open it....

The Who.....Q.......what a combo!