Little Known Facts

[Echewta]

A sea urchin arrives in the mail with no return address

[TAL]

Really secret Santa?

[Echewta]

An elephant would never use Ivory soap.

[fucktopgirl]

some people should slak the pill!! :D

but whatever,,,little man are beardless!

[Echewta]

Lord Brahma wouldn't drive a Lotus unless he was trying to impress Sara Swati. His high school crush, of course.

[kaiser soze]

breaking wind feels better than breaking bones

[Echewta]

The worlds biggest baby on record actually grew up to collect thimbles for his mother was a quiltress.

[The Notorious LOL]

echewta was a waterhead baby.

[jackrock]

a lobster's skeleton is on the outside :eek:

[instigator7022]

10% of human dry weight is bacteria

[fucktopgirl]

aliens live under the sea!

[miss_bhaven]

Don't drink water, fish have SEX in it!! :p

[monkey]

drugs are bad.

[marsdaddy]

Echewta believes Barbie is anatomically correct.

[Tzar]

drugs are bad.
that's a little known fact?

[BangkokB]

It's a sled!!

[Echewta]

Billy Squire can never become a knight.

[instigator7022]

journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

[marsdaddy]

Posting while working is an oxymoron.

[Echewta]

Many people suffered hardships when the lobster trap industry moved to metal instead of wood. Though, many trees were happy to become flooring in subdivisions in Idaho instead of choking on brine water in Maine.

[instigator7022]

Walt Disney is Frozen...

[Echewta]

The body is extremely perishable and should be shaken well and regridgerated.

[Nuzzolese]

Gravity doesn't keep your feet on the floor, that's electromagnetism.

Peanut butter began as a facial skin treatment for the upper classes in industrial America, but was often served as a treat or snack to the children of house servants.

[instigator7022]

In Nebraska there are more cows than people.

[Echewta]

Denis Papin did indeed invent the pressuer cooker but that didn't help his golf swing. He had a large handicap name Veronica who he later married out of pity.

[Echewta]

During the depression, most farmers that lived in the Dust Bowl ordered takeout.

[jabumbo]

75% of aluminum ore mined to create the malleable metal is wasted during the manufacturing process

[Echewta]

some of you are getting this thread, most of you arent. 72 percent of those who aren't have been known to experience side effects from flintstone chewables.

[Nuzzolese]

some of you are getting this thread, most of you arent. 72 percent of those who aren't have been known to experience side effects from flintstone chewables.

I sure wish I could be in on the old man style humor inside joke, you get to accessorize with a couple of teenage children rolling their eyes while you drive them to the mall.

[Echewta]

But you are and stop rolling your eyes at me.

[Bob]

little known fact: we're not there yet, stop asking

[marsdaddy]

some of you are getting this thread, most of you arent. 72 percent of those who aren't have been known to experience side effects from flintstone chewables.I might be getting this thread, but I have lost 30 lbs. thanks to diuretics. You can too.

[Echewta]

Drinking Coors Light will not protect you from the Hombre Lobo.

[Bionic]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Echewta]

Shasta is not a cola.

[ms.peachy]

The exterior paint on a Boeing 747 weighs nearly half a ton.

[b-grrrlie]

some of you are getting this thread, most of you arent. 72 percent of those who aren't have been known to experience side effects from flintstone chewables.
I get some of these, but not all, alas not living in America.

[Lex Diamonds]

Before the sky turns green the grass is several shades of blue.

Every Member of Parliament trips on glue.

:) (y)

[Echewta]

In 1874, Bostons very own Luther Barnovich was disqualified in the 34th round for having horseshoes in his boxing gloves. Later, the $2 fine was retracted when Luther's defense of being a blacksmith was confirmed. His opponent later went on to make significant leaps and bounds in the field of Esthetics.

[cosmo105]

The human head weighs eight pounds.
not if it's been drained and filled with sushi rice

[Echewta]

Texans agree, its the spices.

[fucktopgirl]

south US are still a lot kkk!

[rirv]

Although the fact he drives a convertible may suggest so, Echewta is not "hung like a horse".

[MagicCowboy]

Kemosabe got down, took off his mask, kicked off his shoes and did the Monster Mash.

[steve-onpoint]

Alex Winter is the name of the guy who played Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

[icy manipulator]

A sea urchin arrives in the mail with no return address
how fucking high were you when you started this thread?

[instigator7022]

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog

is the same backwards and forwards

[wrongwayandugg]

Texans agree, its the spices.

Eww-wee!

Laura Bush be makin' that holy guacamole with da lemon twist. She ain't fux with no lime.

Yee Haw! (Bang, Bang, Bang!)

[icy manipulator]

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog

is the same backwards and forwards
man that's trippy

[instigator7022]

man that's trippy

Weird Al taught me that one.

[Rock]

Luther Vandross was born with one testicle, and had a sixth finger removed from his hand when he was a young'un.

[Echewta]

During the 60s, if you were a white male in your 20s or a black female in your early 80s, you had a lot going for you.