there's this hot blind girl in one of my classes

[Bob]

i kind of like her, but i'm too afraid to ask her out...she's like, one of those girls, you know, she's hot...but she knows she's hot

[Qdrop]

i kind of like her, but i'm too afraid to ask her out...she's like, one of those girls, you know, she's hot...but she knows she's hot

how does she know she's hot? she's blind?

people tell her she's hot?

[Leonie]

you like her.. so ask her out.. she must be a bit insecure of herself.. i mean.. she is blind, you cant deny that. be happy for her she's secure of her looks, i think thats a good thing.

[Bob]

but seriously folks

[Qdrop]

but seriously folks

but i'm serious...

if she just THINKS she's hot cause people tell her....
tell her she's NOT really all that good looking....over and over.
be like "yeah....you're ok...for a BLIND girl..."
tear her ego down....

then give her what she thinks is a pity date.....and she'll be putty in your hand.

[Rawr]

aww.
ask her out..
wait.
...oh uhm. maybe you
wait no.
yeah, i was going to say you should see if shes the type of person who only cares about the personality. but she obviously is. ( i hope that didnt sound to mean to blind people.) so looks dont matter, so ask her out. if she likes you then its all good :D
i guess if she starts bragging about how she looks then tell her thats annoying or something.
basicaly if she gets really angerd, drop her.

[miss_bhaven]

but i'm serious...

if she just THINKS she's hot cause people tell her....
tell her she's NOT really all that good looking....over and over.
be like "yeah....you're ok...for a BLIND girl..."
tear her ego down....

then give her what she thinks is a pity date.....and she'll be putty in your hand.

:eek: That's horrible!!

[Bob]

sometimes i'll see a blind guy walking around with a really hot girlfriend and i'll be like, "man, what a waste"

[Bob]

:eek: That's horrible!!

seriously! that's so insensitive Q, how dare you make jokes at the expense of the blind? the nerve!

[miss_bhaven]

Blind people have feelings to you know! :p

Bob, just ask her if she wants to catch up sometime outside of class, then see how it goes. If you feel uncomfortable or it's not what you want, at least it wasn't a proper date?

[Freebasser]

I think Bob's trying to say this is all a joke.

[miss_bhaven]

I think Bob's trying to say this is all a joke.

Well, if so - it's not a very funny one at that!

[Qdrop]

Blind people have feelings to you know! :p


that is SUCH a lie...

who told you that?


they're like rocks....everyone knows that.

[miss_bhaven]

that is SUCH a lie...

who told you that?


they're like rocks....everyone knows that.

Ha...You're a funny one ;)

[Qdrop]

seriously! that's so insensitive Q, how dare you make jokes at the expense of the blind? the nerve!

you can like, tell her to go get a beer out of your fridge....and when she bumps into stuff, you can yell at her and stuff...
"what are you doing! are you blind or som- er....oh yeah..."

oh, it'll be hilarious...

[Bob]

Well, if so - it's not a very funny one at that!

i know, i guess jokes about disabilities can offend sometimes - are there any blind people on the board? i'm sorry

[Qdrop]

Bob, can you ask how she knows when she is done wiping her ass?

she SMELLS it! haahahahahahahh!!!!

haaahhahahahahhaah!!



blind people....

[Rawr]

onetime when i was little there was this dude, who was blind.
i started making faces at him like a monkey on crack all silently so he wouldnt hear me.

then i realised he wasent blind, he was deaf.

[Qdrop]

onetime when i was little there was this dude, who was blind.
i started making faces at him like a monkey on crack all silently so he wouldnt hear me.

then i realised he wasent blind, he was deaf.

yeah, but deaf people are too dumb to realize anything either...so don't worry about it...

and don't get me STARTED on mutes....

[Qdrop]

you know who REALLY sucks?

people in wheelchairs!

i mean...come on! that is soooo stupid!

[Leonie]

but seriously folks
i was serious!!

[alexandra]

maybe Bob's just as shy as you, Leonie.

[Leonie]

maybe Bob's just as shy as you, Leonie.
:o yeah maybe he is.. are you bob?

[jabumbo]

i think bob and leonie should go on a date. it would work perfectly

[Qdrop]

i think bob and leonie should go on a date. it would work perfectly

only if Leonie is blind.

Bob only digs blind chicks.

[Qdrop]

Did something happen, I thought Bob slept with guys?

only if they're blind.

[instigator7022]

Did something happen, I thought Bob slept with guys?

he just sleeps next to them

[Rock]

Ask her if she wants to go see a movie, or go to an art museum.
*RIMSHOT*

I don't see what is holding you back. I think you have a better chance with a blind person than a person with sight. Not just you, but people in general. It goes back to the lack of self esteem she may have...so just that any dude is showing interest in her might get her bathing suit area moist.

There was a blind girl at my high school that had a glass eye. She used to take it out during class and pick out the dried gunk that formed on it. It was some nasty shit...or so I heard.

[jabumbo]

ask if her name is richard. if so, its a match made in heaven

[Bob]

if i was missing an eye, i'd just spring for an eyepatch. eyepatches are badass, glass eyes are just creepy. they just CAN'T be comfortable, either, can they?

[instigator7022]

if i was missing an eye, i'd just spring for an eyepatch. eyepatches are badass, glass eyes are just creepy. they just CAN'T be comfortable, either, can they?


The guy with the glass eye in Waterworld. haha best glass eye ever.

[Rock]

Sandy Duncan yo, Sandy Duncan.

[kaiser soze]

paint her a picture

[Rock]

Yo Mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.

[Lex Diamonds]

are there any blind people on the board? i'm sorry
(y)

[Bob]

(y)

finally!

[Lex Diamonds]

I have Internet Explorer: Braille Edition. It's a much more varied sensory experience than the normal screen version. You feel me?

[instigator7022]

I have Internet Explorer: Braille Edition. It's a much more varied sensory experience than the normal screen version. You feel me?
did it cost much more?

[Bob]

i have a secret as well...i...am blind.

[Rock]

"Elton John....is a gay."

[Ace42X]

http://www.sexylosers.com/152.html

[marsdaddy]

Too bad it's a joke, as it's the only way Bob would get laid.

[Beckalina]

if i was missing an eye, i'd just spring for an eyepatch. eyepatches are badass, glass eyes are just creepy. they just CAN'T be comfortable, either, can they?
some dude was trying to take his eye out of its socket on the bus the other day, it was disgusting.

[kleptomaniac]

ask her to marry you (lb)

but don't tell her about the "sleeping with a guy" thing. then she might say no :(

[Auton]

but i'm serious...

if she just THINKS she's hot cause people tell her....
tell her she's NOT really all that good looking....over and over.
be like "yeah....you're ok...for a BLIND girl..."
tear her ego down....

then give her what she thinks is a pity date.....and she'll be putty in your hand.

hahaha rad

[Echewta]

Dont let her feel your face, whatever you do.