Victor Baron
01-12-2006, 10:18 AM
What's red and looks like a bucket?
-- a red bucket
What do a bird and an elephant have in common?
-- they both have wings, except for the elephant
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar. The bartender says,
“What is this, some kind of joke?”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"
-- The horse responds, "My wife just died."
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-- It was dead
-- a red bucket
What do a bird and an elephant have in common?
-- they both have wings, except for the elephant
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar. The bartender says,
“What is this, some kind of joke?”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face"
-- The horse responds, "My wife just died."
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-- It was dead