The BBMB Average penis size is (drum roll)

[LongDuckDong]

Post your penis size here and we'll see the average size. We want specifics.

Mine = 6.2

[Bionic]

do a public poll

[Echewta]

my poll is private.

[Bionic]

^^ zing! (y)

im black and im proud.

[Echewta]

I'm white and alright!

[roosta]

measuring tape?

[Echewta]

Take a really cold bath and then break out the old school wooden ruler. Its about tradition here.

[kll]

I'm white and alright!
that makes you a 6.5

[Bionic]

one more time (http://users3.ev1.net/%7Erootstudio/fyadhaus/meatloafanhoochies.swf
)

[Echewta]

that makes you a 6.5

You're about right.

[jabumbo]

Mine = 6.2

is that centimeters or inches?

[kll]

You're about right.
5.6?

[Rock]

My penis is a glorified skin tag.

[Echewta]

5.6?

Did it get cold in here?

[mickill]

How on earth would you go about measuring it anyway.
I use THE RICHTER SCALE

[fucktopgirl]

Post your penis size here and we'll see the average size. We want specifics.

Mine = 6.2


millimeters?

[abcdefz]

I use THE RICHTER SCALE



...like, 1=Andy Richter's penis length?

[kll]

haha. shocking that no one is being specific. except for Rock.

[Rock]

...like, 1=Andy Richter's penis length?
I was gonna go the Andy Richter route...but didn't want to be THAT guy.

[abcdefz]

Okay, okay; I'll play fair.

It's just shy of 7.5".

[mickill]

...like, 1=Andy Richter's penis length?
You're giving him way too much credit, I'm sure. Not many people qualify to use this method of measuring their unit.

[abcdefz]

I actually only know the name; don't really know anything else about him, so...

[Rock]

He is a Quintuplet. One of his brothers is a stuntman.

[kll]

Okay, okay; I'll play fair.

It's just shy of 7.5".
good man. playing fair and all.

[Beckalina]

mine is bigger than his...honest (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,00.html)

[LongDuckDong]

Allright, Hear This!

Ladies post your man's penis size and then we can see the average penis size of the guys who get to pork the bbmb ladies.

[Beckalina]

I am gay, but my lady has a huge penis

[jabumbo]

mine is about as long as beckalina is tall

[Beckalina]

I am a giant




but only when I use over sized knives and forks

[mp-seventythree]

I'm embarrassed that I even know this, but Jenn made me do (honest).
8.3" - I'm assuming we're talking erect here :o

[jabumbo]

I am a giant




but only when I use over sized knives and forks


you are very soft spoken for a giant man

[Beckalina]

I had training from Michael Jackson

[abcdefz]

I'm embarrassed that I even know this, but Jenn made me do (honest).
8.3" - I'm assuming we're talking erect here :o




-- oh.... erect?


Just kidding.


-- and, why is it embarassing? I would figure most guys would know.

[kll]

so with an 8.3, echewta's 5.6 and 7.5, the average (correct me if i am wrong) thus far is:


7.1 inches

[mp-seventythree]

I just assumed that most guys are liars

[Freebasser]

Man A: My penis is twelve inches long!

Man B: Then it's a foot, you fool!

[Qdrop]

in case you didn't already know...

take whatever number that guys post on here....and subtract 1".

everyone embelishes......

[kll]

I just assumed that most guys are liars
poor echewta.



4.6

[mp-seventythree]

in case you didn't already know...

take whatever number that guys post on here....and subtract 1".

everyone embelishes......

So do I need a note from my girlfriend to show I'm telling the truth?

[Qdrop]

and anyone that claims to be 8" or longer.... is most likely peaking at about 5", fully erect, while stretching thier willy till it turns 3 shades of blue.


this is how the male ego works.

[Qdrop]

So do I need a note from my girlfriend to show I'm telling the truth?

it's just that the likely statistical odds of you telling the truth are not in your favor.

plus, you're on the internet and anonymous.

gee....

[Rock]

My cock is too dark to turn blue.

[mp-seventythree]

Well I could post a pic with my dick next to a tape measure but I'm not ready to get banned, sorry.

[Bionic]

he's only paving the way so he can write down that he's 3.5 and no one will say anything.

[Qdrop]

Well I could post a pic with my dick next to a tape measure but I'm not ready to get banned, sorry.

well, anyone can find pics of dicks on porn sites and post them.


you're probably not gonna convince me or anyone else that you are 8.5" long, dude.

plus....why would you want to?

[Beckalina]

Ha Ha, penis envy at its best

[Qdrop]

he's only paving the way so he can write down that he's 3.5 and no one will say anything.

yeah...i was waiting for someone to chime in with the "me thinks he doth protest too much" thing.

[TurdBerglar]

i've never measured but i have to use magnums

[Qdrop]

Ha Ha, penis envy at its best


are you kidding, i'm 13"...unerect.

i use it to club baby seals to death....


want a note from my girlfriend?

[Rock]

Well I could post a pic with my dick next to a tape measure but I'm not ready to get banned, sorry.
Speaking of dicks and tape measures....I got that shirt. I didn't think you actually sent it and was like "fuck that...why should I send him one if he didn't send me one". And now feel bad for thinking that. I have been pimping a mix cd that I was supposed to send to you with your shirt/s for a couple of days now....have no fear, it will get there.

[mp-seventythree]

it's just that the likely statistical odds of you telling the truth are not in your favor.

plus, you're on the internet and anonymous.

gee....

True, I'm on the internet but I wouldn't say I'm exactly anonymous. I've met people from this board, and several have my postal address and have seen pictures of me. Plus I'm different to a lot of posters in that I always tell the truth.... personally I see no point in creating some false persona just because I'm online.

[kll]

mp73 is the LAST person on here who would post in here and lie. seriously.

[Qdrop]

True, I'm on the internet but I wouldn't say I'm exactly anonymous. I've met people from this board, and several have my postal address and have seen pictures of me. Plus I'm different to a lot of posters in that I always tell the truth.... personally I see no point in creating some false persona just because I'm online.

mkay.

well..anyway...my dick is SOOOOOOO huge!

way bigger than anyones!

YEAH!

[Freebasser]

Jesus boys, why don't you just give each other hand jobs and get it over with?

[mp-seventythree]

well, anyone can find pics of dicks on porn sites and post them.


you're probably not gonna convince me or anyone else that you are 8.5" long, dude.

plus....why would you want to?

Exactly, why would I want to?
I suppose I could post a piture of my dick next to a tape measure and a piece of mail addressed to me, but we both know that's not going to happen....

[Qdrop]

mp73 is the LAST person on here who would post in here and lie. seriously.

oh my god.

...

you've seen it, haven't you?

[Qdrop]

Jesus boys, why don't you just give each other hand jobs and get it over with?

are you kidding?

he'd need like....5 hands to cover my man-stick!

[kll]

mkay.

well..anyway...my dick is SOOOOOOO huge!

way bigger than anyones!

YEAH!



well, at least we know Qdrop is less than 8"

[Beckalina]

I wish I had a big penis

[mickill]

and anyone that claims to be 8" or longer.... is most likely peaking at about 5", fully erect, while stretching thier willy till it turns 3 shades of blue.


this is how the male ego works.
Haha, you mean you're less than 8"? Haha.

[mp-seventythree]

^^That made me laugh, although I'm not sure why

[Qdrop]

That made me laugh, although I'm not sure why

probably because you're less than 8"?

[Qdrop]

well, at least we know Qdrop is less than 8"

dammit.

okay, fine...7.11"
















unerect.

[kll]

oh my god.

...

you've seen it, haven't you?


no, but i don't see how it's so difficult to believe a guy that is 8.5" long...

[Qdrop]

I wish I had a big penis

so does MP-seventythree.

[adam_f]

Ask your mom.

Uh. Yeah.

[Freebasser]

Wait... are we on Fox?

[Qdrop]

no, but i don't see how it's so difficult to believe a guy that is 8.5" long...

it's not impossible.

but it's about as likely as a girl having triple D breasts, and being under 130lbs.

it happens, but it's pretty fuckin rare....

it's just basic biology.

[instigator7022]

i use it to club baby seals to death....




What a fate for a baby seal. The last thing they would see would be a massive weiner.

[kll]

so does MP-seventythree.
he is seriously the last guy to come into a thread like this if it's not true.

[Rock]

but it's about as likely as a girl having triple D breasts, and being under 150lbs.

it happens, but it's pretty fuckin rare....

it's just basic biology.
I don't believe that.

[Qdrop]

he is seriously the last guy to come into a thread like this if it's not true.


man, you're really putting his wiener on a pedastal.

you got a thing for this dude?

[kll]

it's not impossible.

but it's about as likely as a girl having triple D breasts, and being under 150lbs.

it happens, but it's pretty fuckin rare....

it's just basic biology.

not really. my boyfriend is the same.

[Qdrop]

I don't believe that.

believe what?

[Rock]

he is seriously the last guy to come into a thread like this if it's not true.
Awwwww how cute...kll is sticking up for her buddies cockler. Adorable...absolutely adorable.

[Qdrop]

not really. my boyfriend is the same.

OH snap!

you go girl!

[mp-seventythree]

Okay, it seems that Qdrop now has some kind of obesssion with my penis. I don't want men obsessing about my penis.

[Qdrop]

Awwwww how cute...kll is sticking up for her buddies cockler. Adorable...absolutely adorable.

i know, can't you just feel the massive, throbbing.....love?

[Qdrop]

Okay, it seems that Qdrop now has some kind of obesssion with my penis. I don't want men obsessing about my penis.

don't you turn this around on me, buddy.

[Rock]

believe what?
That a 8.5 inch penis or over is rare. I'm not saying its common...but I bet there are tons of flesh hammers out there in the world that meet that mark.

[mickill]

What's so strange about that, Q? 8.5" is kinda average, isn't it?

[kll]

Awwwww how cute...kll is sticking up for her buddies cockler. Adorable...absolutely adorable.


look here, skin tag...


yes. i am vouching for matt even though i've never seen it.

[kll]

don't you turn this around on me, buddy.
how can it NOT get turned around on you. all he did was humbly state an answer to the question and you went on a RANT. tsk tsk.

[Beckalina]

it's not impossible.

but it's about as likely as a girl having triple D breasts, and being under 150lbs.

it happens, but it's pretty fuckin rare....

it's just basic biology.
breasts weigh alot, thats ya basic biology

[mp-seventythree]

don't you turn this around on me, buddy.

Ooh, you didn't like that did you? Not one bit.

[Rock]

breasts weigh alot, thats ya basic biology
apparently so, at least 150 lbs if they are DDDs.

[abcdefz]

I think "average" is supposed to top out around 7", so 8.5" is good sized, but not Guiness Book, and certainly not freakishly uncommon.

I'm not sure why this seems like stunning news, or arouses such, um...


















































...whatever on Qdrop is aroused.

[Qdrop]

That a 8.5 inch penis or over is rare. I'm not saying its common...but I bet there are tons of flesh hammers out there in the world that meet that mark.

well, i haven't seen tons of cock....but i think the opposite.

if the average size is supposed to be under 6" (pick your source)....it would stand to reason that 8.5" would be pretty rare.
correct?

[Qdrop]

how can it NOT get turned around on you. all he did was humbly state an answer to the question and you went on a RANT. tsk tsk.

uh huh.


that's like me "humbly" stating that i have an IQ of 260 and expecting no flack from anyone.

[Rock]

well, i haven't seen tons of cock....but i think the opposite.

if the average size is supposed to be under 6" (pick your source)....it would stand to reason that 8.5" would be pretty rare.
correct?
Well if we are talking about an average.....you forget about the whole Asian community...there are a lot of them over yonder so that is gonna skew the average enough to bring it down. r d r r.

[mp-seventythree]

uh huh.


that's like me "humbly" stating that i have an IQ of 260 and expecting no flack from anyone.

Wow, 260 is impressive. Mine is a far more humble 153.

[Qdrop]

I think "average" is supposed to top out around 7",

not from the shit i've read.

i dunno...someone look up the average size...

[mickill]

6"? Average? Hmm. Is this at the pre-adolescent stage?

[abcdefz]

uh huh.


that's like me "humbly" stating that i have an IQ of 260 and expecting no flack from anyone.



Yeah, but dude... we have your entire posting history proving your IQ's nowhere near 260. Of course we'd react.

[kll]

uh huh.


that's like me "humbly" stating that i have an IQ of 260 and expecting no flack from anyone.
if the thread is titled What is your IQ and some random that rarely posts comes out of the woodwork and posts, no I don't expect that person to get harrassed... but yeah, if YOU posted 260, then of course...


p.s. NOT that mp is a random, but it was random for himto post in this thread.

[Qdrop]

Wow, 260 is impressive. Mine is a far more humble 153.

yeah, but that's ok...cause you got a big dick.

[Qdrop]

6"? Average? Hmm. Is this at the pre-adolescent stage?

mike, how come you always use the same jokes when this topic comes up?

[Bob]

not from the shit i've read.

i dunno...someone look up the average size...

i'd look up "average penis size" at work, but...

i seem to remember it being 6.2-6.5 or something

[kll]

mike, how come you always use the same jokes when this topic comes up?
cuz he's got a 9" cock

[mp-seventythree]

yeah, but that's ok...cause you got a big dick.

Well that certainly appears to be the case

[Qdrop]

Well if we are talking about an average.....you forget about the whole Asian community...there are a lot of them over yonder so that is gonna skew the average enough to bring it down. r d r r.

why you gotta pick on the asians?

[Rock]

why you gotta pick on the asians?
technically i'm asian, so its ok. :rolleyes:

[Beckalina]

all you need to know is here
mine is bigger than his...honest (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,00.html)

[Qdrop]

cuz he's got a 9" cock

you've seen HIS too?!

jesus, you get around.

you seem to be good at making friends with well endowed men.

[kll]

you've seen HIS too?!

jesus, you get around.

you seem to be good at making friends with well endowed men.
i can't complain

do you notice that you and i never seem to talk ? *snickers*

[mickill]

cuz he's got a 9" cock
You promised not to embarrass me like this. Good to know you can be trusted. Thanks. Seriously. Thanks alot.

[Qdrop]

all you need to know is here

well, according to that...the average is just under 6".

thus making 8.5" quite the anomoly....especially for a random internet message board post, eh?

so you really have no skepticism here?

[Qdrop]

i can't complain

do you notice that you and i never seem to talk ? *snickers*

which is odd, ...considering my 14" of throbbing man-meat.



















unerect.

[Freebasser]

For all I know Beckalina could be telling the truth.

She is :(

[cosmo105]

this is going to be way off though because steger pushes the average up like four inches.

[Beckalina]

well, according to that...the average is just under 6".

thus making 8.5" quite the anomoly....especially for a random internet message board post, eh?

so you really have no skepticism here?
not really

whats the point of being skeptic, if its true, good for him (or not, as according to the article a large penis is depressing) if its not true, does it really matter to any of us.

[Qdrop]

For all I know Beckalina could be telling the truth.

oh...she's totally hung.

[Lex Diamonds]

This is probably the gayest thread of all time. I know penis jokes are cool around here these days but, c'mon guys, you really that insecure that you need to talk (and quite probably lie) about the size of your dick on the internet?

[mickill]

mike, how come you always use the same jokes when this topic comes up?
And how so?

[abcdefz]

...funny enough:

I don't know how true styereotypes are, but I was once talking about these stereotypes with a girl+friend many, many moons ago. At that point, she said the guy with the biggest dick she'd had sex with was Asian (too big to have intercourse, in fact), and the second smallest guy was a black guy, about three, three and a half inches, she said.

Smallest guy was a tall, skinny white boy. He was actually a friend of mine, so that made me feel kind of weird.

[Qdrop]

this is going to be way off though because steger pushes the average up like four inches.

i'd only believe that if Kll hangs out with him...

she has a nose for big dicks.

[Qdrop]

And how so?

you know...

that same "isn't [insert large size] average?"

you've done that quite a few times....

[Bob]

maybe she just had a huge vagina

\/

[kll]

which is odd, ...considering my 14" of throbbing man-meat.



















unerect.

it's too late, dear... you freaked out too soon.

[Rock]

you know...

that same "isn't [insert large size] average?"

you've done that quite a few times....
kind of like the "unerect" thing?

[Freebasser]

Bob, you need to look more closely at your science text book.

[Qdrop]

maybe she just had a huge vagina

\/

hey...yeah..

what's the average depth of a vagina?

[Rock]

maybe she just had a huge vagina

\/
Word...this girl tried telling my friends I had a small dick...but I just told them that she had a really big vagina. It was like churning butter.

[abcdefz]

Bob, you need to look more closely at your science text book.



Heck, I just found out the other day.... what was it.... some term like "vulva" didn't mean what I thought at all. I'm mean, in the neighborhood, but --


--- never mind.

[Qdrop]

kind of like the "unerect" thing?


dude, that's like...comic gold.

that well never dries up...

[kll]

Heck, I just found out the other day.... what was it.... some term like "vulva" didn't mean what I thought at all. I'm mean, in the neighborhood, but --


--- never mind.


I'll bet you just had like at least 4 guys on this board go, wait, wha? woah. huh. I wonder what he means. Uh. Yeah. I don't care. But do I really know what it is too? Uh. I'm too lazy to confirm.

[mickill]

you know...

that same "isn't [insert large size] average?"

you've done that quite a few times....
Really? I don't think I have, but okay.

I'd hate to start becoming repetetive, argumentative and predictable.

[Qdrop]

Word...this girl tried telling my friends I had a small dick...but I just told them that she had a really big vagina. It was like churning butter.

she must have slept with mp-seventythree.

[Qdrop]

I'd hate to start becoming repetetive, argumentative and predictable.

hmm...
it's almost as if you are referring to....me?...no no....you wouldn't do that....

[cosmo105]

Really? I don't think I have, but okay.

I'd hate to start becoming repetetive, argumentative and predictable.
nice.

[kll]

this thread has now gotten longer than the second largest thread thread.

[Qdrop]

this thread has now gotten longer than the second largest thread thread.

heeheeh.....longer......

[kll]

heeheeh.....longer......


B&B references are a surefire way of detecting a 260IQ

[DroppinScience]

So are we still sharing sizes or what? Last I checked, I was around 8 inches...

[LongDuckDong]

Cool man. Thanks for bringing it back on topic.

[Beckalina]

For all I know Beckalina could be telling the truth.
yeah! :o

don't ask me how Qdrop knows :eek:

[mickill]

So are we still sharing sizes or what? Last I checked, I was around 8 inches...
Well, you can rest better knowing that you along with several of the people who've posted in this thread are far above what Qdrop would consider average.

[DroppinScience]

Well, you can rest better knowing that you along with several of the people who've posted in this thread are above what Qdrop would consider average.

Well, I couldn't honestly say 8+, just... 8.

[Beckalina]

:D

Or should I say major (y) to ya!

He probably has some toilet cams or something.
that means he's seen my............... :eek:

[kll]

that means he's seen my............... :eek:


what a total PERV

[enree erzweglle]

The first several unread threads in my queue have to do with size. Penises being the more interesting of the two topics to size up.

Maybe make this worth something and follow the penis-measuring rules outlined in Rescue Me--measure length and girth.

And about length, maybe you all should start from a uniform place.

:p

[Qdrop]

Well, you can rest better knowing that you along with several of the people who've posted in this thread are far above what Qdrop would consider average.

see, that's just a variation on your same joke...

[mickill]

see, that's just a variation on your same joke...
And this is a variation on your same WHINING AND BITCHING BOO HOO CRYBABY NO FAIR I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME response.

I'm just playing, man.

[hpdrifter]

13.5 *gulp* inches?

*shudders while squeezing legs together and turning in seat*

Hahahahah! Skin tag. You kill me, Rock.

[Qdrop]

And this is a variation on your same WHINING AND BITCHING BOO HOO CRYBABY NO FAIR I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME response.

I'm just playing, man.

yeah, well....
everytime you mock Qdrop...an angel gets his wings....

[Echewta]

Lots of big dicks on the board. Not a suprise really.

[mp-seventythree]

she must have slept with mp-seventythree.

Hey, don't try and make me out as being some kind of boy-whore :mad:

[roosta]

i just read the average is like just over 6"

[Qdrop]

i just read the average is like just over 6"

careful, now everyone's gonna think you're just trying to compensate for your small penis....

[Qdrop]

i love how no one is even the least bit skeptical that the people who promptly listed thier dick size (AZ, Droppin, MP73) are like some of the biggest dorks on the board....
particularly AZ and droppin....

i mean...gee, 2 dorks list thier dick size as substantially bigger than normal, on THE INTERNET, ON A MESSAGE BOARD...and no one is skeptical.
not only not skeptical...but protective of thier claim.....

[roosta]

careful, now everyone's gonna think you're just trying to compensate for your small penis....

meh......ya gotta play with the hand your dealt.

[Qdrop]

meh......ya gotta play with the hand

hehehe...play with the hand....heheheh...

[roosta]

hehehe...play with the hand....heheheh...

Ahahaha... :o

[tracky]

this thread made me lol several times

i think the biggest penis on the bbmb is qdrop

[Qdrop]

i think the biggest penis on the bbmb is qdrop

yeah, it is pretty huge.

[tracky]

you're massive man, like one of those big inflatable wacky waving arm men

but a big penis

[Qdrop]

you're massive man, like one of those big inflatable wacky waving arm men

but a big penis

well, it's not quite THAT big....but yeah....it is huge.

[Calimero jr.]

I could type from Esc to F8 simultaneously with my dick.... :rolleyes:

[tracky]

^^ What do you mean could? cmon we all know you've tried that


i reckon i could reach F9

nah i'm lying

F7

[mp-seventythree]

i love how no one is even the least bit skeptical that the people who promptly listed thier dick size (AZ, Droppin, MP73) are like some of the biggest dorks on the board....


Who the fuck are you calling other people dorks?

[Qdrop]

Who the fuck are you calling other people dorks?

don't worry about it....you got a big dick, so everything is cool. your girlfriend even said so.

[mp-seventythree]

Don't sweat it Q, you're undoubtedly the biggest dick on this board.

[Qdrop]

Don't sweat it Q, you're undoubtedly the biggest dick on this board.

i believe Tracky and everyone else have already used that reply. Feel free to try another.

but yes, it IS huge.

(i'll just join in with the over-used quips)

[tracky]

Qdrop 44
kll 21
mp-seventythree 14
Rock 13
Beckalina 11
mickill 10
abcdefz 8
Echewta 6
cmute rhyme 5
Freebasser 5
Bionic 4
roosta 4
LongDuckDong 3
jabumbo 3
tracky 3
Bob 2
DroppinScience 2
cosmo105 2
adam_f 1
The Padster 1
hpdrifter 1
fucktopgirl 1
enree erzweglle 1
Calimero jr. 1
instigator7022 1
faithbanks 1
TurdBerglar 1


qdrop loves the cock

[Qdrop]

qdrop loves the cock

goes well with chicken...

[Leonie]

what a lot of bananas (woow it has like 2 meaning :p )


can any one tell me how much centimeters one inch is?? :rolleyes:

[Calimero jr.]

The Internest is your friend !! (http://www.digitaldutch.com/unitconverter/)

[Leonie]

The Internest is your friend !! (http://www.digitaldutch.com/unitconverter/)
thank you.. ;)

[tracky]

yo yo this is how the pros do it (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-41,GGLG:en&q=1+inch+in+centimeters)

[alexandra]

pro's already know shit like that.

[Calimero jr.]

You should note that I'm now at 3 in your previous post....

[mp-seventythree]

i believe Tracky and everyone else have already used that reply. Feel free to try another.



Heaven forbid that I say something that other people have already said. Maybe I'm just reinforcing general opinion.

[mickill]

Qdrop is the biggest dick on the board, man.

[mp-seventythree]

Qdrop is the biggest dick on the board, man.

Dude, you can't say that, he'll have a major strop and spend his afternoon digging up your old posts and tearing them apart, with much use of quotes.

[abcdefz]

I'm a 36C in dog years. (y)

[monkey]

this thread is gay. very homosexual. my penis is fuckin' huge. not just length (anyone can have a 9" penis) but i got girth, bitches. a mad thick fucker. :eek:

[mp-seventythree]

Pauli, are you describing a strap-on here, or is there something you want to tell us?

[fucktopgirl]

I am shure that every god damn man here have tiny penis!
Just accept it!At least you got one!

[Qdrop]

Dude, you can't say that, he'll have a major strop and spend his afternoon digging up your old posts and tearing them apart, with much use of quotes.

you are terrible at this....

you just regurgitate other people's comments against me in the past...."he'll debate you and quote alot...hehehehehe.."

"reinforcing other's opinions"...

dude, get your own thing....think for yourself.

[Qdrop]

Qdrop is the biggest dick on the board, man.

fuckin groundhog day...

[kll]

I had to drop back in here to see what was going on ...

Qdrop's continues to claim his dick is huge, yet posts no measurements. If mp's, DS's and a-z's dicks are what he considers "lies", yet his penis is "huge" - then WHAT does huge really mean?

[monkey]

Pauli, are you describing a strap-on here, or is there something you want to tell us?

im a she-male.

[Qdrop]

I had to drop back in here to see what was going on ...

Qdrop's continues to claim his dick is huge, yet posts no measurements.

does it really matter what i say?

i'm pretty sure the bulk of you have already made up your mind that i'm 2" fully erect...and that's why i'm yelling at people who claim to be well-endowed...
plus i argue alot...that must mean i have a small penis.

nothing i state will change your mind....will it?

[kll]

does it really matter what i say?



nothing i state will change your mind....will it?


because of your argument that the 8.5" was a lie, I would believe an actual measurement if it was under 7.1" since a-z is also lumped in as lying. Yep, I'd believe you if you posted anything under 7.1".

[Qdrop]

because of your argument that the 8.5" was a lie, I would believe an actual measurement if it was under 7.1" since a-z is also lumped in as lying. i don't know if they're lying....and i don't care. i was commenting more on everyone's lack of skepticism....it is a internet message board....i mean this is THE place to lie about yourself, especially sexually.
ya dig?

it's just simple statistics. the Bell Curve of any population.
the chances of being far outside the curve are pretty low....

Yep, I'd believe you if you posted anything under 7.1".
guess i can't post...

but why would you believe me otherwise?

[abcdefz]

TMI. Sorry.

[Rock]

edited because he edited.

[Knuckles]

Let's just take this thread over to sure shots and settle everything right now.

[Qdrop]

TMI. Sorry.

no, you could be telling the truth....your measurement isn't too far off the curve...

again....i've been commenting more on people's lack of skepticism- considering the source.

plus, when people start claiming 8" and up..on the INTERNET....shit man....

[kll]

guess i can't post...

but why would you believe me otherwise?


haha.


my argument is that anyone with a larger wenis would not have jumped in immediately attacking people for their responses, especially when those people are not your typical post clowns. that's all i'm sayin'.

[Qdrop]

haha.


my argument is that anyone with a larger wenis would not have jumped in immediately attacking people for their responses, especially when those people are not your typical post clowns. that's all i'm sayin'.

what's the logic behind that?

you're assuming that i must be threatened by thier claims....because i don't measure up?

rather presumptuous of you, eh?

it couldn't be that i just like to call people out when i think they are/could be lying....BECAUSE THAT IS MY FUCKIN MO ON THIS BOARD?....


hello....

[mickill]

You're overcompensating, Q.

[Bionic]

this thread is quite homosexual.



*farts in thread and leaves*

[kll]

what's the logic behind that?

you're assuming that i must be threatened by thier claims....because i don't measure up?

rather presumptuous of you, eh?

it couldn't be that i just like to call people out when i think they are/could be lying....BECAUSE THAT IS MY FUCKIN MO ON THIS BOARD?....


hello....


i am assuming this, not necessarily because you are threatened (although that could be the case), but any guy with a large wenis would be satisfied to either not post his size because he already knows he's a lucky bastard or he would post, but would never get worked up over anyone else's post because he already knows he's a lucky bastard.

i love arguing with you. we should do this more often...

[mp-seventythree]

i mean this is THE place to lie about yourself, especially sexually.
ya dig?


No, I don't see why people are obliged to lie just because they're on the internet. You may be like this, but don't feel you have to tar everyone with the same brush.

Side note - apologies to anybody who has ever used the phrase "tar everyone with the same brush", I'm not trying to rip you off.

[mp-seventythree]

Thank you for apologizing, I'm wearing my "Tar everyone with the same brush" T-shirt, and I was gettin' quite miffed.

Please accept my most sincere apologies.

[mp-seventythree]

Let's just take this thread over to sure shots and settle everything right now.

If we did that there would only be like three people left posting here...

[kll]

That's a good point. This IS a beastie boys mb, so why do people have to lie about sex in here? It's not like this is adultfriendfinder.com where we're here to get laid. I don't lie about sex on here. Since a lot of us know each other, I would think it would be easy to get called out if we were lying anyways.

[kll]

If we did that there would only be like three people left posting here...


see? content lucky bastard.

[mp-seventythree]

All these people quoting my size and you're the only one to get it right.

[Knuckles]

for your viewing pleasure (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1108135&postcount=15760)

[DroppinScience]

i love how no one is even the least bit skeptical that the people who promptly listed thier dick size (AZ, Droppin, MP73) are like some of the biggest dorks on the board....
particularly AZ and droppin....

So... are you propositioning AZ, myself and MP73 to whip it out for you so you can bring a ruler and verify these claims?

For the record, I never lie on this board, and it'd be pretty lame for me to start lying now, particularly for this thread. So just deal with it and stop being such a dick about it (hehe, I said "dick").

[Beckalina]

Qdrop 44
kll 21
mp-seventythree 14
Rock 13
Beckalina 11
mickill 10
abcdefz 8
Echewta 6
cmute rhyme 5
Freebasser 5
Bionic 4
roosta 4
LongDuckDong 3
jabumbo 3
tracky 3
Bob 2
DroppinScience 2
cosmo105 2
adam_f 1
The Padster 1
hpdrifter 1
fucktopgirl 1
enree erzweglle 1
Calimero jr. 1
instigator7022 1
faithbanks 1
TurdBerglar 1


qdrop loves the cock
according to these figures the board average is 6.26 inches

thread settled

[fucktopgirl]

for your viewing pleasure (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1108135&postcount=15760)


haha nice!

[mp-seventythree]

for your viewing pleasure (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1108135&postcount=15760)

Nice undercrackers
(y)

[Qdrop]

i am assuming this, not necessarily because you are threatened (although that could be the case), but any guy with a large wenis would be satisfied to either not post his size because he already knows he's a lucky bastard or he would post, but would never get worked up over anyone else's post because he already knows he's a lucky bastard.


basically, it must be penis envy...overcompensating?

couldn't possibley be anything else, huh?

what playground logic.

ya know, applying that same logic to other things would probably get you labeled as "learning disabled"...


so if droppin claimed that he made $100,000 a year collecting rare music buttons....
the only reason i would doubt him is because i must make less than that....no other explanation?

[Qdrop]

So... are you propositioning AZ, myself and MP73 to whip it out for you so you can bring a ruler and verify these claims? no, dude.
no one wants to see your wang.

i'd just like to see other people be a little more logically skeptical of dorks claiming they have big dicks on the internet....rather than just using this as another oppurtunity to "gang up on that asshole qdrop".

For the record, I never lie on this board, and it'd be pretty lame for me to start lying now, particularly for this thread. how the fuck could anyone verify that?

[kll]

basically, it must be penis envy...overcompensating?

couldn't possibley be anything else, huh?

what playground logic.

ya know, applying that same logic to other things would probably get you labeled as "learning disabled"...


no amount of insults is going to get you back the reputation of having an average to above average sized dick, dear... the damage is done...

[Qdrop]

no amount of insults is going to get you back the reputation of having an average to above average sized dick, dear... the damage is done...

oh...i think people made that up in thier minds a year ago....

"he argues too much....must have a small dick."

this is getting circular.

[mp-seventythree]

how the fuck could anyone verify that?

Why should they have to? Because you say so?
So you don't believe us, let it lie and this thread will die a natural death.

And before you start adding up how many times I've posted in the thread, don't waste your time because I don't really care. I'm only here and posting as I have a bizarre vomiting/fever thing going on and I'm bored of daytime tv.

[kll]

oh...i think people made that up in thier minds a year ago....

"he argues too much....must have a small dick."

this is getting circular.


i don't think it's the arguing that gives people that impression.

[Qdrop]

i don't think it's the arguing that gives people that impression.

yes it is.

[Rock]

This thread was a lot more entertaining yesterday.

Kll is a size queen.

[kll]

overcompensating is different than arguing. this thread is one giant overcompensation.

[Beckalina]

everything in this thread is true especially this

V

[Qdrop]

Kll is a size queen.

hehe

[Qdrop]

overcompensating is different than arguing. this thread is one giant overcompensation.

okay, kll.
your playground logic is invincible.

[ASsman]

What the fuck? 8 pages, fuck trying to figure what you queers are whining about.

Erect? approx. 6 in.

But it's all about girth, :D .

[kll]

okay, kll.
your playground logic is invincible.


look, having an average to below average penis size is not something to be ashamed of... how do you guys say, "it's not the the size of the tool, it's how you use it?"

[mp-seventythree]

let it lie and this thread will die a natural death

[Rock]

I always try to use the ole "what I lack in the hips, I make up with my lips" line....but whenever I use it, I always come up short. Get it? Short as in cock size....god I'm fucking awesome!

[ASsman]

Hahaha, as long as you are a sport about it.

But really, like 5% of women get off from intercourse.... So really, whatever.

[kll]

Hahaha, as long as you are a sport about it.

But really, like 5% of women get off from intercourse.... So really, whatever.
i'm sure Rock uses his skin tag to the best of his ability then.

[ASsman]

Shit, I'm going to major in cunnilingus.

[abcdefz]

I always try to use the ole "what I lack in the hips, I make up with my lips" line....but whenever I use it, I always come up short. Get it? Short as in cock size....god I'm fucking awesome!




If you think that a kiss is all in the lips
C'mon, you got it all wrong, man
And if you think that our dance was all in the hips
Oh well, then do the twist

[hpdrifter]

But really, like 5% of women get off from intercourse.... So really, whatever.

This I am skeptical about...

[abcdefz]

Hahaha, as long as you are a sport about it.

But really, like 5% of women get off from intercourse.... So really, whatever.




...and I think it's like.... 83% from shoes shopping, isn't it?

[ASsman]

It might be less. You a dude, dude?

Seriously though, very few orgasm from intercourse... Could bust out a link, but just take my word for it, or do you own research. But I'm sure I am not mistaken, the percentage was just a ballpark, it's probably way off anyways.

[fucktopgirl]

orgasm from intercourse happen if the guy know how to play is instrument!

[alexandra]

But really, like 5% of women get off from intercourse....
more like around thirty percent.

[Qdrop]

yeah, my girl has no problems getting orgasms from intercourse.
none.
like clockwork.

i have heard that there are a significant amount of women who don't/can't....but i've never seen the number quoted around 95% or anywhere close to that.

i've seen number MUCH lower than that.

[kll]

yeah, my girl has no problems getting orgasms from intercourse.
none.
like clockwork.

i have heard that there are a significant amount of women who don't/can't....but i've never seen the number quoted around 95% or anywhere close to that.

i've seen number MUCH lower than that.


good point. yeah. if it was like 95%, there would hardly be any women having sex. it would be more fulfilling to go shoe shopping (as a-z pointed out) or eating dessert.

[abcdefz]

...is this our cue to jump all over Qdrop for lying? :D

[Qdrop]

...is this our cue to jump all over Qdrop for lying? :D
but, according to Kll....you wouldn't attack me for claiming to give my girlfriend orgasms unless you had a problem giving your own women orgasms.
there couldn't possibley be any other reason.

i mean, that logic is fool proof.

[hpdrifter]

I'm a girl. I've never had any problems with it. Sometimes it takes longer than others and sometimes its just not gonna happen but most of the time I don't even really have to try that hard.

I do have a couple of girlfriends who say they can't, though. I think they just don't know how. You can't just lay there and expect it to happen. You have to be in the moment and when you feel it start to happen, keep it going.

[Qdrop]

I do have a couple of girlfriends who say they can't, though. I think they just don't know how.

that whole concept is just so foreign to men.

it's impossible for us to NOT have an orgasm unless we are fuckin wasted on drugs/alcohol.

the whole idea of sex without orgasms....good god. that's like breathing without oxegan- what's the point?

[Rock]

the whole idea of sex without orgasms....good god. that's like breathing without oxegan- what's the point?
You mean you have never just stopped since you know you weren't going to finish? I've done it a few times. I even went as far as acting like I finished and quickly went to the bathroom to flush the rubber.
Of course I would rather finish...but sometimes....it takes too long and my body feels like its going to collapse due to exhaustion.

[kll]

but, according to Kll....you wouldn't attack me for claiming to give my girlfriend orgasms unless you had a problem giving your own women orgasms.
there couldn't possibley be any other reason.

i mean, that logic is fool proof.


again, you are using my "logic" as a facade for masking the real issue, which is PENIS SIZE.
i don't doubt that you give your girlfriends orgasms. in fact, i figure you are in a healthy relationship with her. fool proof has nothing to do with the fact that you have an average to below average wenis. all that matters is that your lady is satisfied.

[hpdrifter]

Oh you.

It still feels good, even without an orgasm. The whole thing feels good.

I'm not saying I would want to go without them in general but the once in awhile I can't for whatever reason isn't a big deal.

Oh, and I think I wasn't clear, I meant I have friends who can't have orgasms from vaginal sex, they get them other ways.

[Qdrop]

again, you are using my "logic" as a facade for masking the real issue, which is PENIS SIZE. oh dear, I have no personal issue with my own wang. nor does anyone else i've had relations with.
but again....you already have your opinion.
and your invincible playground logic.

[Qdrop]

You mean you have never just stopped since you know you weren't going to finish? I've done it a few times. I even went as far as acting like I finished and quickly went to the bathroom to flush the rubber.
Of course I would rather finish...but sometimes....it takes too long and my body feels like its going to collapse due to exhaustion.

only if alcohol was involved...and even then...it's incredibley rare that i don't finish. i'm very dedicated in that regard.

eyes on the prize, man.

[kll]

oh dear, I have no personal issue with my own wang. nor does anyone else i've had relations with.
but again....you already have your opinion.
and your invincible playground logic.


look, someone dared me to provoke you until you posted a pic.

i am exhausted and that person obviously now loses as you never did get down to posting a pic. i'm out.

[Rock]

look, someone dared me to provoke you until you posted a pic.

i am exhausted and that person obviously now loses as you never did get down to posting a pic. i'm out.
I'll see it one way or another...thanks for trying though.

[Qdrop]

look, someone dared me to provoke you until you posted a pic.

i am exhausted and that person obviously now loses as you never did get down to posting a pic. i'm out.

yeah, i figured.

i never tap out.

[kll]

I'll see it one way or another...thanks for trying though.

no problem. i'll pm you my mailing address, so you can send me the $10.

[Qdrop]

I'll see it one way or another...thanks for trying though.

oh it was YOU?

well....in that case.

you...ah...like wine?

[ASsman]

Yoh dick broke.


Haha, yah 5% was off, somewhat :cool: .

But yah, in most cases they young, don't know yet, aren't sexual mature. That's why I enjoy the MILF pr0n, them ladies know how to get off.

[kll]

Yoh dick broke.


Haha, yah 5% was off, somewhat :cool: .

But yah, in most cases they young, don't know yet, aren't sexual mature. That's why I enjoy the MILF pr0n, them ladies know how to get off.


yeah, you sound like you know how to show a girl a good time.

[ASsman]

Buh, come watch. And bring a lady friend, girl want's to try a threesome.

[DroppinScience]

how the fuck could anyone verify that?

Easy. Check to see if I ever contradict myself (that would mean ask TAL to link up a post). That's the easiest way to tip off a liar.

In either case, don't sweat it, Q. I'm sure you're more endowed than I am...