The BBMB average vagina depth is? [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

TurdBerglar

01-12-2006, 03:31 PM

yeah

so how deep are you ladies? have you ever tried measureing?

Freebasser

01-12-2006, 03:43 PM

How deep is yours, Shawn?

TurdBerglar

01-12-2006, 03:44 PM

you wanna find out?

Beckalina

01-12-2006, 03:45 PM

measuring myself is my party trick, she's two feet deep

Rock

01-12-2006, 03:46 PM

If you can't back a buick into it....its not big enough.

cosmo105

01-12-2006, 03:47 PM

what about a miata?

Freebasser

01-12-2006, 03:47 PM

measuring myself is my party trick, she's two feet deep

I lost a whole half a chicken in there once.

Rock

01-12-2006, 03:48 PM

What color is the miata?

Bionic

01-12-2006, 03:48 PM

this is sort of an invitation to know what the biggest prong they've banged is.

Beckalina

01-12-2006, 03:49 PM

I lost a whole half a chicken in there once.
how could you? :(

I am a vegitarian

cosmo105

01-12-2006, 03:50 PM

What color is the miata?

red, now...

oh god i'm sorry

Rock

01-12-2006, 03:51 PM

Don't be sorry...that is EXACTLY where I was trying to go with that.

hpdrifter

01-12-2006, 03:54 PM

eeeeeewww eewewewewewewewewwew

...

ew

TurdBerglar

01-12-2006, 03:56 PM

did you just try measureing?

HotAndWet

01-12-2006, 11:47 PM

Is it good or bad to be really deep? My gyno told me I was unusually deep. (lb)

TurdBerglar

01-12-2006, 11:49 PM

i can't see being too deep as a problem

being too shallow on the other hand could cuase some problems for that cervix. like ramming into a brick wall.

fucktopgirl

01-12-2006, 11:57 PM

fuck i dont know how depth my vagina is!

i know there is some angle where its bad and some where its good!

B4BY 4NN

01-13-2006, 12:09 PM

Is it good or bad to be really deep? My gyno told me I was unusually deep. (lb)

You're also tall. (NO, I'M NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE IN SAYING THAT EITHER!) Don't know if that has anything to do with depth, but...

The gyno never said anything about mine. All I know is that when I've had average-sized penis, it can sometimes really my uuu.

kate

01-13-2006, 08:41 PM

The gyno never said anything about mine. All I know is that when I've had average-sized penis, it can sometimes really my uuu.

i've tried and tried and i cannot translate this.

P of R

01-14-2006, 08:25 AM

This is the best thread in a long time.

Thanks, Turd.

Adam

11-26-2009, 04:16 PM

I had this girlfriend who was unusually tight, sometimes couldn't even get it in which was pretty frustrating for the both of us unless it was her reflex of 'I don't want that in there'. But once it was in, it went unusually deep and she was kinda tiny to, but if I had a few more inches I'm sure it could gone deeper.

true story.

Freebasser

11-26-2009, 04:20 PM

Thanks... for... sharing?

kaiser soze

11-26-2009, 09:57 PM

I like the noises they make :)

b i o n i c

11-27-2009, 12:42 AM

yeah, you can play em like a conch shell.. the deeper the vadge, the richer the sound

YoungRemy

11-27-2009, 04:09 PM

this thread has a Curb Your Enthusiasm flavor to it...

HEIRESS

11-27-2009, 04:22 PM

you can't even imagine the pain involved when you have a vagina that is either too small or not deep enough to accommodate your partner. (n)

rirv

11-27-2009, 04:50 PM

I can't believe Adam resurrected a three year old thread to tell us all that he once had a really tight girlfriend.

Adam

11-27-2009, 05:12 PM

you better believe I would. I found the thread before I thought of the story tho. I searched a word (forget what) and then I saw vagina and got distracted.

jabumbo

11-27-2009, 05:16 PM

said girlfriend clearly came and went in between the 3 years this thread sat idle

DIGI

11-27-2009, 05:43 PM

If there's one thing Turd's always good for, it's atrocious spelling.

Adam

11-27-2009, 05:49 PM

you better believe I would. I found the thread before I thought of the story tho. I searched a word (forget what) and then I saw vagina and got distracted.

Nah, we split up over 4 years ago. But I was missing on this board for a while so I wasn't waiting for the right time to tell the story, just seemed appropriate for this thread.

cookiepuss

11-28-2009, 06:44 PM

I can't believe Adam resurrected a three year old thread to tell us all that he once had a really tight girlfriend.

I know, right?

Randetica

11-29-2009, 04:24 AM

i didnt know there are vaginas that are not 'deep enough', some dicks must be too long or something then

i never been in me so no clue but i guess it's as deep as the womb goes

TOY

11-29-2009, 05:45 AM

UPDATE:

Not really. I just wanted an excuse to cure my boredom by posting vagina-related things.

My *new* OBGYN said that my v-depth is, like, a word for not deep. She also said my taint was very "small", and I have to be careful when wiping/do the whole "front to back" bit or else I'll get a UTI. Sucks.