ericlee
01-13-2006, 01:58 AM
and he sees a lion and he's got the lion in his sights and he pulls the trigger.
*click* is the sound of the rifle as it strikes a dud.
The lion hears the sound of the missfire and sees the hunter.
Pissed of the lion he is and runs over to the hunter and starts tearing the hunter apart.
The lion managed to tear the hunter's eye, left arm and dick off.
Laying in the tall grass without these body parts, the hunter is seen by a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says to the hunter." Whatever body parts you are missing, I can replace, be it of an animal or whatever you have in mind and I can do."
With that in mind, the hunter thinks for a minute. He then says to the witch doctor, " Ok, now I know. For my eye, I want a lion's eye so I can see for miles, and for my arm, I want a gorilla's arm for all that strength and last but the most important, I want an elephant's trunk for my dick, for.... well, it's self explanitory."
With these body parts in mind, the witch doctor sends his men to get and after he gets them, he starts surgery and puts them on the hunter.
A few months have passed and the hunter is back in Africa hunting lions again with all these new body parts in place.
The witch doctor happens to see the hunter and suprised to see him again. The witch doctor says to the hunter, "Oh it's good to see you, how are the animal body parts working for you?"
The hunter replies, "Oh, well, this eye is great and man, I can see for miles, this arm. Oh the strength, I can rip trees from the ground. But this dick, doctor, you've gotta do something about it. It keeps pulling weeds from the ground and shoving them up my ass!!!!"
*click* is the sound of the rifle as it strikes a dud.
The lion hears the sound of the missfire and sees the hunter.
Pissed of the lion he is and runs over to the hunter and starts tearing the hunter apart.
The lion managed to tear the hunter's eye, left arm and dick off.
Laying in the tall grass without these body parts, the hunter is seen by a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says to the hunter." Whatever body parts you are missing, I can replace, be it of an animal or whatever you have in mind and I can do."
With that in mind, the hunter thinks for a minute. He then says to the witch doctor, " Ok, now I know. For my eye, I want a lion's eye so I can see for miles, and for my arm, I want a gorilla's arm for all that strength and last but the most important, I want an elephant's trunk for my dick, for.... well, it's self explanitory."
With these body parts in mind, the witch doctor sends his men to get and after he gets them, he starts surgery and puts them on the hunter.
A few months have passed and the hunter is back in Africa hunting lions again with all these new body parts in place.
The witch doctor happens to see the hunter and suprised to see him again. The witch doctor says to the hunter, "Oh it's good to see you, how are the animal body parts working for you?"
The hunter replies, "Oh, well, this eye is great and man, I can see for miles, this arm. Oh the strength, I can rip trees from the ground. But this dick, doctor, you've gotta do something about it. It keeps pulling weeds from the ground and shoving them up my ass!!!!"