View Full Version : i hate when joe forgets to flush his poop.
i had to go really bad just now, but when i looked down at the toilet there was like a whole roll layered across the top of the water. i flushed and thought "i better not see a brown cloud" and sure enough, i saw a brown cloud. i guess it had been sitting in there so long that it clogged a little and wouldn't flush all the way, and i can't sit on a toilet that's already got poo in it. i'm always afraid somehow my butt will touch the foreign poop. ewwww. so anyway, i almost crapped myself waiting for it to flush and go away the second time
:(
boys are gross
Freebasser
01-13-2006, 09:14 PM
You almost crapped your pants
ergo, you are gross
tracky
01-13-2006, 09:18 PM
He didn't forget, that was a gift
oh like you've never almost crapped your pants before.
if that was indeed a gift, well then it still sucked because there was no bow. boys are horrible flushers and horrible gift wrappers
kaiser soze
01-13-2006, 09:29 PM
my roommate used to lay a log before showering and not fush, leaving a nice warm brownie for me
I put his head through a window
tracky
01-13-2006, 09:45 PM
oh like you've never almost crapped your pants before.
if that was indeed a gift, well then it still sucked because there was no bow. boys are horrible flushers and horrible gift wrappers
are you sure there was no bow? i usually try to make one out of tp, but alas you are correct we are horrible gift wrappers... it's the effort that counts anyway
alexandra
01-14-2006, 01:22 PM
He didn't forget, that was a gift
hahaha.
Planetary
01-14-2006, 01:25 PM
boys are horrible gift wrappers
hey, i resent that!
Vic Colfari
01-14-2006, 01:30 PM
You almost crapped your pants
ergo, you are gross
Crap Your Pants and Clap Your Hands....that rhymes.
abcdefz
01-14-2006, 04:00 PM
boys are horrible flushers and horrible gift wrappers
...horrible gift wrappers, okay. I'll accept that.
I flush. :mad:
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