Worst (best) joke I ever heard...

[rirv]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look in its eyes as you come in its face.

[kleptomaniac]

How do you make a dead baby float?




















take your foot off its head.



horrible...just horrible....my friend told me that.

[Guy Incognito]

How do you make a dead baby float?






















take your foot off its head.





horrible...just horrible....my friend told me that.

I thought it was one scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby

[kleptomaniac]

lol, you sick minded-freak :p

[Guy Incognito]

I could probably think of a couple more dead baby jokes but seeing as i am going to be a dad soon - i'm not gonna. I believe in karma.

That reminds me - old joke -

Did you hear about the bloke who overdosed on curry?

He ended up in a korma!

[DapperDiverge]

Man the 80's were notorious for these bad taste jokes with babies... hmmmm, let me take a whack at it...

what do you call a new born baby thrown in a dumpster??








fresh dog food behind a building or dark alley

[talita]

What distracts a blond girl for hours?

Give her a paper and write "read back" in both sides.



(ha-ha-ha)

[jabumbo]

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?







i don't have a mercedes on my driveway

[talita]

no dead babies, please

[Planetary]

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?







i don't have a mercedes on my driveway


HAHAHAHAAAA

[Sarky Devotchka]

lol @ dead babies on a driveway.

[Rock]

I did have a great dead baby joke, but last time I told it online, people got all offended and shit and were really bad about it.
You have to tell it now...come on man...deliver.