Log in

View Full Version : Stupid joke, and harmless, too!

abcdefz
01-14-2006, 03:54 PM
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?







































"Make me one with everything."
jackrock
01-14-2006, 04:00 PM
:p:D
abcdefz
01-14-2006, 04:01 PM
Just glad I could be here for ya. (y)
rirv
01-14-2006, 04:10 PM
What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner (Ab Minor) !!!!!!!!!!!! (n)
jackrock
01-14-2006, 04:58 PM
Just glad I could be here for ya. (y)
I'm glad you could be glad to be here for me...? :p

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
jabumbo
01-14-2006, 11:50 PM
What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner (Ab Minor) !!!!!!!!!!!! (n)



that was probably the worst play on words i have ever seen
tracky
01-14-2006, 11:55 PM
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?


"Make me one with everything."

I like it :)
abcdefz
07-03-2007, 08:30 AM
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
























Why was the sound engineer confused by all the egg crates in his studio?









































They were baffling!!!
Bob
07-03-2007, 09:21 AM
man i've made that hot dog joke like 3 times on here already
abcdefz
07-03-2007, 09:40 AM
Before or after 1/2006?
Bob
07-03-2007, 09:41 AM
i dunno let me check my pun diary
abcdefz
07-03-2007, 09:42 AM
You keep one, too!? (y)
Otis Driftwood
07-03-2007, 09:49 AM
You want a hot tip?




































Then rub it! :D
abcdefz
07-03-2007, 09:55 AM
"...and what kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits.

Tips. Tips. Tips."
mikizee
07-03-2007, 10:19 AM
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?





Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
beastieangel01
07-03-2007, 10:23 AM
I giggled a little at the hot dog joke :o
abcdefz
07-03-2007, 10:24 AM
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?





Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.




ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's baaaaaaaaaaad
Adam
07-04-2007, 05:27 AM
actually too tasteless. I'll take it off in spirit of the thread title.
Otis Driftwood
07-04-2007, 05:40 AM
Oh, you mean the one about what was going through her head at the time of the crash?
Adam
07-04-2007, 05:46 AM
Oh, you mean the one about what was going through her head at the time of the crash?

hehe nah, the one I took off was pretty lame so I won't. But I actually heard she was on the mobile phone at the time, something about dying in a tunnel...

I know my phone does.