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Bionic
01-14-2006, 04:54 PM
G'head...

ms.peachy
01-14-2006, 05:01 PM
I'd go back to about 0, and have a serious chat with that Jesus bloke. I mean I reckon he was an alright fella in his own right, but I'd really encourage him to be a little bit more explicit, and encourage a little more thorough documentation of certain...things.

jackrock
01-14-2006, 05:04 PM
I'd go back to prehistoric dinosaur times... just to see if they're really what we depict of them (y) good thread btw

kleptomaniac
01-14-2006, 05:31 PM
if i could go back in time, i'd go back about 10 minutes, run into my bedroom where i'm sitting at my computer, and scare the hell outta myself (lb)

Guy Incognito
01-14-2006, 05:43 PM
if i could go back in time, i'd go back about 10 minutes, run into my bedroom where i'm sitting at my computer, and scare the hell outta myself (lb)

If you did that you might not be there! :D

yeahwho
01-14-2006, 06:06 PM
I'm pretty happy with my life, if I could just go back just a few weeks, I'd head to 12/7/05 with these winning powerball numbers 24 36 44 46 53.

So I could beat out this guy (http://www.powerball.com/) the following week.

Sure my lump sum would be only $44 million, I'd be crying all the way to bank. :p

DapperDiverge
01-14-2006, 07:29 PM
I would go back to the 60's... my past life... and stop myself from taking those damn drugs and moving out to Los Angeles. I really screwed up... I partied too much back then... Now, I'm not partying at all. I just stay home doing crossword puzzles on a Saturday night... I'm trying to erase my past doings but I need balance...

maybe I should go back 25 centuries ago to meet Buddha and try to find enlightenment and wisdom... yeah, that's the ticket!! (lb)

Bionic
01-14-2006, 07:58 PM
i'd probably go back to any year before 1970 in manhattan. Iid pick summer 1966 and walk down fifth avenue, through washington square park, around the village, go record shopping, take a bus to 72nd & b'way and get some grub, then walk through central park and down through times square, grab a beer in a dinky old bar in the 30's, find somewhere to check out some music and take the old school subway back...

GreenEarthAl
01-14-2006, 08:01 PM
\I am going to write a book about Northern Africa in the 1200s and 1300s. If I could go back in time that would TOTALLY be like cheating. Everyone would be like "Wow, how did you get it to be so authentic?"

Let's DO IT! Make it so.

WhoMoi?
01-14-2006, 08:10 PM
if i could go back in time, i'd go back about 10 minutes, run into my bedroom where i'm sitting at my computer, and scare the hell outta myself (lb)

Back to the Future style. (y)

jennyb
01-14-2006, 09:28 PM
I've always longed to see what Los Angeles was like in, say, 195-something or another. All the new development, yet all the space and no overcrowding. The 'feel good' vibe of post war optimism... or so I think in my jaded little mind. The beautiful weather and coast sans pollution. I don't know why, but I just have such a fond idea of what it was like.

I've toured many homes in the area from that era. Have studied and seen tons of photos and what not. Some of my favorite architecture was born in this day and age. It sure seems like my cup 'o' tea.

kaiser soze
01-14-2006, 11:46 PM
I'd go back to the big bang

might as well get it for the buck, ya know?

ASsman
01-15-2006, 12:26 AM
I'd go back to the 70s, 80s, listen to great music and get fucked up on really good cocaine.

kaiser soze
01-15-2006, 12:28 AM
would you wear legwarmers too?

ASsman
01-15-2006, 12:30 AM
Hell fucking yah, snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, ahhhhh.

Guy Incognito
01-15-2006, 07:08 AM
Originally Posted by kleptomaniac
if i could go back in time, i'd go back about 10 minutes, run into my bedroom where i'm sitting at my computer, and scare the hell outta myself

If you did that you might not be there! :D

I'd go back to when klepto posted the above and think of a better answer than my original.

Bionic
01-16-2006, 12:12 AM
right now i'd want to go back to friday.. this weekend blew!

Bob
01-16-2006, 12:15 AM
i'd go back to about 13 years ago when i was having sex with your mother

Bionic
01-16-2006, 03:40 AM
my mother's got a cock, gayboy.

paulb
01-16-2006, 04:02 AM
Id prob go back to 1979,nyc, go to that Bad Brains gig i believe where the bboys all met and Rick Rubin was there aswell. And become one of their friends, go to rehearsals and watch. i wouldnt wanna be in the bboys, id just wanna mooch off them, and see every single tour date to history.

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Documad
01-16-2006, 04:07 AM
I'd go back to about 0, and have a serious chat with that Jesus bloke. I mean I reckon he was an alright fella in his own right, but I'd really encourage him to be a little bit more explicit, and encourage a little more thorough documentation of certain...things.
Jesus was born in about 4 BCE, so you might want to make it say 20 CE.

I'd go back to early 1992 and tell my dad what was going to happen to us after he died.

Rawr
01-16-2006, 06:48 AM
the 80's.
I'd search for adrock and then hook up with him if he liked me, and then i'd try and be in one of those exersicing videos.

Tzar
01-16-2006, 07:45 AM
i'd go back to '04 and tell myself to save my money and buy a ticket to BDO and see Metallica.

i can't think of anything else right now.

Beckalina
01-16-2006, 07:48 AM
I'd go back to university application time, rip up my application and do it again.

adam_f
01-16-2006, 08:48 AM
I'd go back to around 2000 to plead with Ray Liotta and Gene Hackman to not make Heartbreakers.

Bionic
01-16-2006, 11:39 AM
i'd want to go back to bad ass late 1950's, early 1960's Hamburg Germany and catch the Beatles in their punk days.

thegoodmrbrodie!
01-16-2006, 11:43 AM
i'd go back to the early 1940s and bop with the best of them...

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 12:06 PM
I think I would like to see America around 1783. Meet the Original Big Ben, TJ, the "George W.", and the likes. Truly great thinkers.




...actually, this is what I was thinking. I'm a huge Ben Franklin fan; I'd have been happy to have been his right hand man.

I'd also not mind going back to Valentine's Day 1966 and frustrate my parents' annual lovemaking attempt. :D

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 12:30 PM
It also would be cool to go back in time to 1-1-2006, to Bob's dorm room, snap some pictures and post them here. :D




....I missed something...?

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 12:42 PM
That's an odd story.

Bionic
01-16-2006, 12:51 PM
bob fornicates with transexual mothers. its true

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 12:56 PM
That's Bob for ya. :D



God bless Bob, I say.

No wonder his roommate finds him irresistable.

enree erzweglle
01-16-2006, 01:06 PM
If I could do it with the knowledge that I've accumulated so far in my life, I would spend time with my ma before she got sick. Just us, talking about stuff that she didn't live long enough to see and do with me. I'd want her to meet my kid, so if this is a two-fer, I'd bring him along too. The three of us would maybe pow-wow. That would be cool.

Other than that, I'd do the obvious stuff--want to meet or at least watch Christ, Gandhi. Be a fly on the wall during the evolution of some important inventions. Watch Einstein work. Maybe have a look at Fermat's notebooks, talk to him a bit. :D Stuff like that.

fucktopgirl
01-16-2006, 01:14 PM
i would love to go back and witness ancient civilisation ascension,decline:mayas,olmecs,incas,aztecs!Thoses fascinate me!

adam_f
01-16-2006, 01:16 PM
How about that Aidan Quinn show ripping off Rescue Me by having the main character talk to Jesus. I mean, what's the deal?

enree erzweglle
01-16-2006, 01:21 PM
How about that Aidan Quinn show ripping off Rescue Me by having the main character talk to Jesus. I mean, what's the deal?
I spit on you Aidan Quinn for ripping off our Denis.

I love Rescue Me. I'm in Denis Leary withdrawal.

adam_f
01-16-2006, 01:22 PM
Aidan Quinn was on Honsberger Live the other day talking about the show. I thought that was odd.

Planetary
01-16-2006, 01:30 PM
i'd go back to mid 50's new york city and join the mafia

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 01:39 PM
i'd go back to mid 50's new york city and join the mafia




We were like movie stars with muscle; we had it all.

cookiepuss
01-16-2006, 01:46 PM
if I wet back in time I'd check out:

Ancient Egypt

Woodstock

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 01:51 PM
if I wet back in time I'd check out:

Ancient Egypt

Woodstock



...skip Woodstock, from what I've heard. Anyone I've ever spoken to who was there said it was just awful.

abcdefz
01-16-2006, 02:05 PM
I like the 1900-1930's American era quite a bit. I'd have to suck out the Depression just to get some great movies, though.

Man... so much going on. Great movies, great literature, great social welfare, great music....

hpdrifter
01-16-2006, 02:19 PM
I don't have an answer, I just wanted to see "hpdrifter" on the top 4 posts all at the same time.

I feel like Janet Jackson circa Rhythm Nation.

hpdrifter
01-16-2006, 02:26 PM
GodDAMMIT, cmute. You're the Bon Jovi in this scenario.

Wow, 8 at once? You post whore.

Bionic
01-16-2006, 05:10 PM
I like the 1900-1930's American era quite a bit. I'd have to suck out the Depression just to get some great movies, though.

Man... so much going on. Great movies, great literature, great social welfare, great music....


I'd want to hit up 21 Club during that time.

"Although '21' was raided more than once, federal agents were never able to pin anything on Jack and Charlie. At the first sign of a raid, they would activate an ingenious system of pulleys and levers, which would sweep bottles from the bar shelves and hurl the smashed remains down a chute into the New York sewer system!" History (http://www.21club.com/web/onyc/onyc_c1a_history.jsp)

Thundercracker
01-16-2006, 05:34 PM
I'd go back to '95 to catch the Beastie Boys' concert in Israel and then I'd get Yigal Amir arrested before he could murder Rabin.

Bionic
01-17-2006, 12:40 PM
if I wet back in time I'd check out:

Ancient Egypt





That or a Roman orgy

hpdrifter
01-17-2006, 01:14 PM
That or a Roman orgy

I think in most of those men had sex with other men. And donkeys.

Right?

Bionic
01-17-2006, 01:29 PM
the kind with roman biddies ala caligula

Bob
01-17-2006, 01:44 PM
don't forget the vomitoriums!

Bionic
01-17-2006, 01:53 PM
Dope! (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/021101.html)