Name My Zen Micro

[cosmo105]

she's pink, and little, like this. (http://images.digitalshop.ru/big/tovar/creative_zenmicro_pink.jpg) i'm thinking something feminine but not too prissy or cutesy, something powerful and attractive. the winner gets, um, to be in my sig or something.

[Rawr]

pepto

like peptobizmo. its pink ya know..

[cosmo105]

that's actually not half bad. bismuth, maybe.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

should'vebeenablackone

[Rawr]

black is boring.

[jennyb]

Hey that's funny cuz I just named my iPod, "Jimmy" ... don't ask.

Um, maybe you could name it Flo.

[cosmo105]

should'vebeenablackone
we're not talking about you here. HOOO!

[Knuckles]

El Torpedo

[Rawr]

Pama.
like Puma.
or like Pamala.

[cosmo105]

you should have quit while you were slightly ahead.

[Mcmac]

what do you mean name it? like will you engrave its name on the back of it or something? or will u just say hey wheres (insert zens name here)?

[Documad]

My ipod is named Bitty. :o

[jennyb]

what do you mean name it? like will you engrave its name on the back of it or something? or will u just say hey wheres (insert zens name here)?

for instance...

"Jimmy comes to work with me every day."

[cosmo105]

^exactly.

Betty might work. or Veronica.

[jennyb]

Oooooh, BETTY, yeah BETTY! (y)

[mickill]

Steven

[Mcmac]

thats just stupid you should probably kill yourself now for being stupid

[cosmo105]

no, it's not really, i'm just extremely cute and like to do wicked cute things like that

[Documad]

Bitty was an appropriate name before ipods got smaller.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

edith.
ethel.
marsha.

[cosmo105]

^oooh! especially edith. i like!

my first thought was Molly. get it? pretty in pink? no?

[cosmo105]

Bitty was an appropriate name before ipods got smaller.
i'm just waiting for them to come out with the ipod Cochlea.

[Documad]

i'm just waiting for them to come out with the ipod Cochlea.
I would get one.

I should have named my ipod Bertha.

[cosmo105]

heh. or Large Marge.

[Schmeltz]

"Clitoris"

[roosta]

Musictron, the almighty music robot

[yeahwho]

Pink Betty
Oh, pink betty bam-ba-lam
Whoa,pink betty bam-ba-lam
She really gets me high bam-ba-lam
You know that's no lie bam-ba-lam
She's so rock steady bam-ba-lam
And she's always ready bam-ba-lam
Whoa, pink betty bam-ba-lam
Whoa, pink betty bam-ba-lam

OR,

Roxy

[Freebasser]

Agatha
Prudence
Zen-a warrior princess
Abdul Rahim
Winston (said in a Jamaican accent)
Freebasser

[rirv]

Pink and little? How about "Steger's Dick".

[roosta]

Hahahahahaa.........holy shit. LOLOLOL.

[Freebasser]

Pink and little? How about "Steger's Dick".

So you've seen it, huh?

[rirv]

Who hasn't?
He gets it out all the time.

[Freebasser]

Wait, so I've seen it too? I thought that was a cocktail sausage (stick).

[Mr_Complex]

Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[befsquire]

tuscadero.

as in pinky tuscadero.

[DipDipDive]

Mona or Muriel or Astrid. Bubbles if you think your Zen Micro might be a bit of a skeez.

[HEIRESS]

Olga

(yeah I know I have the greatest 1st middle name everrrrrr)

[Tompz]

Bozo the kkklown

[Freebasser]

Ugly Bob

[Planetary]

slutbags

i call my zen touch dusty, mainly cause there is a bit of dust behind the screen.

[cosmo105]

Pink and little? How about "Steger's Dick".
hahahaha.


so far, Edith, Muriel, Astrid, Tuscadero, and Pepto are in the lead.

[Cooky Puss]

How about Mingie?

[jabumbo]

charles mingus?

[synch]

Kathleen Turner.

[Cooky Puss]

charles mingus?

no, the cute version of minger.

Dora (http://kiddie.netspecialists.com/ContentImages/Dora%20Alone.GIF) would be an option too.
Or Daria (http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/daria_star.gif).

[Kid Presentable]

My mp3 player is called John Cleese.

John for short.

edit: cos, do you name your bits as well?

[cosmo105]

maybe i have, maybe i haven't. Dora is cute but i'm tired of the dora the explorer comparisons already.

[cookiepuss]

Cordelia

[cosmo105]

ooh. that's a nice one. i'm kind of also thinking Amy as an homage to one of my favorite professors/best friends ever.

[adam_f]

I have two fish named Walt and Red Hot Malik. You can have one.

[cosmo105]

fishies! what kind?

[adam_f]

Two beta fish I got after the ones that slaughtered one another. They went by Reggie and Big Daddy Sugarcane.

[King PSYZ]

I know
Anal Sex = No Kids

or

Put It In Her Shitter

or

PIIHS for short

[kaiser soze]

how about "Soundwave" ?

unless you hate transforners, or think it's too cute

just a a suggestion, please don't hate me :(

[ASsman]

Coochie Choochie.

[Pres Zount]

McMac is a bum

[marsdaddy]

Patience.

[DIGI]

It's gotta have a name with some meaning. Maybe name it "retarded," because that's what the thread about it is. (y)

[King PSYZ]

obviously my names were the best so far

[Tzar]

i just call my Zen..... my Zen.
and it would look something like this (http://images.sg.creative.com/images/products/headers/prod11519_hdr_1_65_61.jpg)
the black one (y)

[cosmo105]

Patience.
nice.

[Auton]

how about "supernerdy"?

oooh yay i made it into your signature!

[venusvenus123]

frenchy (http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/didiconn.jpg), who is all things cute and pink.

[Freebasser]

Tallulah.

That was my mother's name.

[cosmo105]

how about "supernerdy"?

oooh yay i made it into your signature!
nobody but mike and i know that's you though.

aww, i loved frenchy when i was a kid. i would say marty because that was a nickname of mine growing up, and it's pink and all...god, i'm so indecisive. i had to come to a messageboard for help with naming a small personal electronic device. god help me when it comes to doing my taxes :(

[Kid Presentable]

So what did you end up naming it?
Zangief.

[cosmo105]

at the moment it's between Astrid, Amy, and a multitude of others.