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Kid Presentable
01-16-2006, 10:12 AM
Well, it's back.

Home and Away. For those who may have followed my neuroses on here, let me tell you I'm glad we didn't move to Summer Bay. The weather there is whipping up shit (bah Gawd!).

I can't believe the kids are being so hard on Flynn, who is suffering so badly from his cancer that he fainted at Scott and Hailey's farewell party. I say let him kill himself. He clearly never recovered from the shock of quitting the weed, cutting his hair and waking up played by a different actor. Come to think of it, what effect would that same shock have on Hayley? I laughed when the new Hayley started, and she accused Kim of "Not being himself lately.". I leapt up and screamed at the T.V "Look in the fucking mirror!!!!!!!"( bah Gawd!).

So now Alf flamin Stewart and Dolby are out looking for the orange goblin, who stormed out in a huff. And what looked like the collected cuttings from the back of a lawnmower fell on Dolby and cut his face. Nice blade-job (bah Gawd!).

I always thought it would be great if Hyde and Irene had a love scene, and in her two-packets-a-day growl, Irene said: "Reney wants some Peney.grrrrrrr."
Sadly they were confined to showing all the emotion of waiting for a bus while the power shut down the attempts of hospital staff reviving Kim. That's what happens when 26 year olds are enlisted to play teenagers. When he started at the Bay, you know he was hooking Seb and them up with piss (bah Gawd!).

It's funny how conclusively Headland has been buried by the return of the master. It's also funny how it caused Harold's villain swerve to fizzle out. This show is the king of them all. The real reason for Christmas is that the Home and Away crew won't work December. LOL at the guy who played Kane, jumping ship. I had hoped Headland was the much-rumoured spinoff to Home and Away, if only so the delightful Kirsty would be back on our screens. Alas it was not to be. Does anybody else look at Tammin Sursok on the cover of Ralph and hear nothing but Danni complaining? Send her to Darwin (bah Gawd!).

voltanapricot
01-16-2006, 11:42 AM
Who cares. Paul Robinson is back!

Kid Presentable
01-16-2006, 11:56 AM
Who cares. Paul Robinson is back!
A shadow of his former Alessi-baiting self.

It's not like he's Dirty Den. He had a song out, like the rest of those Neighbours twats.

Nope, HnA for me.

Tzar
01-16-2006, 07:56 PM
:confused: you watch Home and Away...

dude... please... no.

Kid Presentable
01-16-2006, 07:59 PM
:confused: you watch Home and Away...

dude... please... no.

It's like the ultimate travel guide. There's nothing I won't be able to do, having absorbed all of the nuances of Summer Bay.

discopants
01-17-2006, 04:04 AM
Some day I'll sing that at my wedding.
Hey, I was flicking around the telly last week and who did I see in Neighbours? Only Joe fucking Mangle!!!

roosta
01-17-2006, 04:17 AM
i used to watch it as awee nipper, but havnt seen it in years, then i was flicking bout the other day i noticed that hot-ass Chloe was back, and as soon as i noticed that, she rammed her car into a tree and killed herself, and i was like, alright, move on....

remember that one episode where Alf was gonna kill himself and an angel showed him what life would be like if he did? Summer Bay became a post-apocolyptic Mad Max type hell hole with youths running wild on the streets. hahahaha.

miss_bhaven
01-17-2006, 05:20 AM
I'm watching it right now :p...Colleen should just roll over and die already for fux sake!

scotty
01-17-2006, 07:10 AM
I'm waiting for the last vestiges of Harolds sanity to disappear so he can run wild in Ramsay street an a naked, bloodsoaked frenzy of guns and drugs.

Kid Presentable
01-17-2006, 08:19 PM
I'm waiting for the last vestiges of Harolds sanity to disappear so he can run wild in Ramsay street an a naked, bloodsoaked frenzy of guns and drugs.

Harold is in the unfortunate predicament of carrying a dying franchise.

Triple H did it, but single H probably can't.

Jump to home and away while you can.

miss_bhaven
01-17-2006, 08:30 PM
Harold has gone CUCKOO!

mikizee
01-18-2006, 05:42 AM
home and away is an awful, awful show. i cant believe someone would rather watch that when you have neighbours. i mean paul robinson! i heard the song he recorded in the 80's, its sooo fuckin funny. i was so pleased when joe mangel came back, and very disappointed when he left. and lou carpenter is a national treasure. paul, harold, and lou are what i watch the show for. then u have toadie, who is also becoming an icon.

oh yeah, and id give skye and jenae the mongrel (y)

miss_bhaven
01-18-2006, 06:28 AM
oh yeah, and id give skye and jenae the mongrel (y)

Skye is extremely hot! Yum! :p

Kid Presentable
01-18-2006, 09:50 AM
Skye is extremely hot! Yum! :p


Skye is a coke-head in real life. That's why she never dropped an album.

And Toadie, an icon? I take it you've never been called a "Flamin Mongrel" or overheard: "That Flamin mongrel owes me twenty cents".

miss_bhaven
01-18-2006, 10:01 AM
Skye is a coke-head in real life. That's why she never dropped an album.

Is she really?! Hmm that kinda puts me off her now :( hot chix + drugs = (n)

roosta
01-18-2006, 10:02 AM
Alf Stewart owns all them Ramsey Street faggots

voltanapricot
01-18-2006, 10:02 AM
RIP Madge.

Tzar
01-18-2006, 10:16 AM
Alf Stewart owns all them Ramsey Street faggots
ROFL!!
signature, you go!

Kid Presentable
01-18-2006, 10:20 AM
Alf Stewart owns all them Ramsey Street faggots
Spoken like a true Flamin Mongrel. (y)

Kid Presentable
01-18-2006, 10:21 AM
RIP Madge.

RIP Ailsa. Show some spect.

BEP fan.

Tzar
01-18-2006, 10:29 AM
Spoken like a true Flamin Mongrel. (y)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

this thread got better just by them two posts. :D

ps. if alf starts talking about his 'Nam days again; H&A will have another viewer (!)

Kid Presentable
01-19-2006, 11:00 AM
So I've been back on nights again. Can some punk bitch please tell me what I'm missing out on?

Scotty's got flooding in his neck o the woods, obviously from the cyclone that was whupping Summer Bay. :(