Where should I relocate my family to?

[skinnybutphat]

With the popularity of American Idol and our country continuing to make friends all over the world I fear bad things are going to continue to go down in the US.

[CJM]

you can't go wrong with Canda.

[skinnybutphat]

You can smoke weed freely in Vancouver right?

[skinnybutphat]

We should probably do something about that leaf though. Snore.There should be a Bear smoking a j on the flag or something.

[jabumbo]

i am attempting to spend the coming summer in sweden (y)

[skinnybutphat]

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

I like it. Short, to the point, patriotic, not very in your face though. No rockets red glare or anything. We can spice it up a bit.

Canada fool, Canada
That's right mutha fucka, mounties with bounties
Riding horses through some cold ass counties

Canada fool, Canada

yeah

[Qdrop]

i'd say Australia....but i hear the conservatives are taking over there too....

you just can't escape the fascist consevatives anymore....

[roosta]

Ireland.

[skinnybutphat]

All the Aussies here are thinking 'fuck he's on to us, keep quiet and maybe we can keep his ignorant ass out'.

Wrong. I know about the giant beers and the diggerty doos.

[skinnybutphat]

Ireland.

Ireland = too drinky and fighty
I could see me getting my ass beat in pubs all over that beautiful countryside. My buddy spent two weeks in Ireland and had some good bar fight stories.

[na§tee]

the isle of lewis.
cheap housing and cost of living.
super high quality of life, environment and community.

failing that, come to scotland per se.
we totally kicks ireland's butt.
they're just a bunch of emigrated scots from back in the day anyway :cool:

[abcdefz]

Canada. (y)

[skinnybutphat]

I can't do haggis and bagpipes.

[Cooky Puss]

Amsterdam.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

go for sweden. all the swedish people that i have met thus far have been lovely. just think of all the cheap, reasonably well designed furniture. and meatballs!

[na§tee]

i only go to ikea for the meatballs yo. and 1pence hotdogs or however much that shit costs.

we don't have a lot of haggis and bagpipes at all! more irn-bru and chips. come on now.

[roosta]

the isle of lewis.
cheap housing and cost of living.
super high quality of life, environment and community.

failing that, come to scotland per se.
we totally kicks ireland's butt.
they're just a bunch of emigrated scots from back in the day anyway :cool:

nah, thats all the gaylords up north.

Ireland = too drinky and fighty
I could see me getting my ass beat in pubs all over that beautiful countryside. My buddy spent two weeks in Ireland and had some good bar fight stories.

exactly why you should come! a pint and a fight on a friday night..heaven!

[Knuckles]

You know, Washington state is kinda like America light.

[b-grrrlie]

i am attempting to spend the coming summer in sweden (y)
Swedish summer is the best!!!!

[skinnybutphat]

You know, Washington state is kinda like America light.

We talked about the southwest but I'm worried about the mutants from California going north after the nuclear fall-out.

I mean really, eh, do want them sounding like Bob & Doug McKenzie, or something smoothe like Crocodile Dundee?

It's a jelly!

Japan seems kinda wacky & fun, but I would probably end up dishonoring people all over the place.

[hpdrifter]

America light.

Haha!

Given those choices I might go for Australia. The problem is they don't want our kind over there and make it really hard for us to stay any longer than like a month or two.

:(

Same thing with Canada.

:(

So I guess you're kinda stuck with Sweden.

:(

[skinnybutphat]

Canadians don't like us?

I'm open to other locations. I was hoping the international contingent on this board could raise my level of worldly knowledge to include more than generalizations I have seen on The Simpsons. Or at least they could make up some funny shit that sounds true.

[fucktopgirl]

Canadians don't like us?.


people in canada dont like your governement but,,if you are kool,you are welcome here,anyway i have no objection! :D

Cmute does know what he is talking about!tssss!

[fucktopgirl]

well i never heard it!ANd let say that in usa you have fucking horrible accent too!

[fucktopgirl]

You have never heard someone say "let's go out" and it sounds like "let's go oat"? Nothing wrong with it, I'm just saying that's what I've heard.


nan,,maybe your ears are dirty man!!

[Lindsey_1535]

Come to winnipeg, were a bunch of cheaposss. You'll be bragin about how you got your coat on sale!!

[marsdaddy]

Italy.

What's wrong with you?

[paulb]

you can't go wrong with Canda.


no doubt