hot dental hygienists

[Bob]

i went to the dentist today, and the hygienist was reeeaallly good looking. to be honest though it was just kind of awkward, i would actually prefer an ugly person. that way, when they're saying how bad your teeth are you can say "yeah, kinda like your face, ugly", but no, i've got no comeback now. it's like, just what i need, another attractive woman being disgusted by me.

oh well. at least i had an excuse not to look her in the eye.

[marsdaddy]

Was her lab coat a little too small? Did she have on red under garments? Did she brush up against you?

[Bob]

oh you know, female, attractive, you've seen them around

actually i was in the waiting room, and i saw her come out of the bathroom and the receptionist caught her and said "oh, your 2:15 is here"

so uh, you'll just be sticking those fingers in my mouth now, will you? i mean, i'm sure she washed her hands and she was wearing those big dishwashing gloves anyway, so it's not like it really mattered, but still, it's something you notice

[jackrock]

my orthodontists gloves smelll like diarhea (n) (n) :mad:

[marsdaddy]

oh you know, female, attractive, you've seen them aroundCan you draw me a picture?

I once had a hot dental hygienist. In order to cope, I focused on her imperfections. Like, "that mole is hot now, but in a few years hair will grow out of it."

[kleptomaniac]

ask her out to dinner or something. but if she's good-looking as you say, she's probably married already.


oh well. go for it anyway. you desperately need a girl now.

[jackrock]

wait... how many cavities do you have?! :D

[Bob]

what, no, i'm not into her or anything, i was just saying that it's awkward to have an attractive person cleaning your teeth, because it really doesn't put you in a very flattering light, and that's not the way you want good looking people to see you. i think she's in her late 30's, i'm nearly positive she's married, but she looks good for her age, even though i don't actually know what age that is. she looks like she looks good for her age, let's put it that way.

this visit wasn't actually too bad, i've been better about my brushing and flossing, so there wasn't a whole lot of bleeding going on. usually i have to rinse about 3 times to get all the blood out of my mouth, but this time i only had to do it once.

[jackrock]

:eek: do you brush reaaallllyy hard, or do you just have bad gums, man?!

[kleptomaniac]

if you keep rejecting every pretty girl that comes your way,
all you'll be left with is a bunch of gay roommates :rolleyes:

[jackrock]

if you keep rejecting every pretty girl that comes your way,
all you'll be left with is a bunch of gay roommates :rolleyes:
... he said he wasn't interested... pay attention

[kleptomaniac]

... he said he wasn't interested... pay attention

he could've at least pretended and that would be that.

she's already had her fingers in his mouth, so he's already halfway there. (!)

[tracky]

We must be going to the same hygenist bob (y) I really didn't want to go either, but I wasn't complaining when i got there ;)

[marsdaddy]

she's already had her fingers in his mouth, so he's already halfway there. (!)So he's NOT a virgin?

[kleptomaniac]

EDIT: forget it. i'm staying out of it now. (!)

[jabumbo]

hey bob, i think klepto's got the hots for you

maybe you should let her stick her fingers in your mouth...

[Bob]

only if she wears rubber gloves

[Zonkie]

i don't really like going to the dentist. it's kinda ironic that his breath smells horrible and mine is minty.

plus, i read an article in cospmolitan how some dentists have been revoked their dentist license and stuff because some women reported that when he brushed their teeth, that the white stuff didn't taste quite like toothpaste...because it wasn't.

now we know why the dentist says "ok, i'm gonna brush your teeth now, and it's not gonna taste very good"

[Zonkie]

hey bob, i think klepto's got the hots for you


maybe you should let her stick her fingers in your mouth...

dana's probably fond of bob because of that new years naked guy thread. we all love our gay guys.

[kleptomaniac]

hey bob, i think klepto's got the hots for you
maybe you should let her stick her fingers in your mouth...

open wiiiiide bob.... open wiiiIIIIIIDE!!! (!)

*thunder*

[jabumbo]

right next to my office is an ice cream shop. since its the day, and winter, only one person works at a time. i've got there a couple times since i started working here and the same woman has been the one working.

she is very good looking, and from a little further away looks to be close to my age, but when she comes closer she looks and sounds a lot older. i don't know what to make from it...

[Rock]

right next to my office is an ice cream shop. since its the day, and winter, only one person works at a time. i've got there a couple times since i started working here and the same woman has been the one working.

she is very good looking, and from a little further away looks to be close to my age, but when she comes closer she looks and sounds a lot older. i don't know what to make from it...
put it in her ass.

[Rock]

"When life gives you lemons, fuck her in the ass."

[Bob]

put it in her ass.

wouldn't that be kind of cold?

[kleptomaniac]

wouldn't that be kind of cold?

cold, like cold-hearted? or uh...the ice cream? :confused:

[Rock]

wouldn't that be kind of cold?
only if you have a dead man's cock.

[jackrock]

my orthodontists gloves smelll like diarhea (n) (n) :mad:
I mean it's not super strong, but it's there for sure... makes me think

[Rock]

why would you go to any place ,by choice, that smelled like green apple squirts? there has gotta be another dentist around your area that doesn't have the same problem.

[jackrock]

Where has his hands been? :eek:
her, and i watch her take the gloves outta the box... so the question is where has the box been?

why would you go to any place ,by choice, that smelled like green apple squirts? there has gotta be another dentist around your area that doesn't have the same problem.
nah, this othrodontist is a good one, plus i'm lazy (y)