Attn:ALL NOOBS

[Qdrop]

If you have under 100 posts....or are new to this board in general (been here less than 2 months), post in here and conversate with each other....

so that the rest of us may judge, stereotype, and otherwise classify you.

starting.....NOW!

[Planetary]

conversate

i think you mean converse, conversate isn't a word...

[synch]

It's ok man, you'll get used to that.

Kinda.

[enree erzweglle]

I was not really paranoid until I came here and some of you were hypercritical (in posts or in PMs) about things like the length of my posts, my age, and sometimes, just what I had to say.

NOOBS BEWARE. Or maybe NOOBS UNITE.

[jabumbo]

I was not really paranoid until I came here and some of you were hypercritical (in posts or in PMs) about things like the length of my posts, my age, and sometimes, just what I had to say.

NOOBS BEWARE. Or maybe NOOBS UNITE.


you're still a noob in my eyes :cool:

[synch]

I only classify people based on whether they are a nob.

[Qdrop]

i think you mean converse, conversate isn't a word...

ahh...a spelling nazi.

duly noted.

[Planetary]

ahh...a spelling nazi.

duly noted.

(y)

[ms.peachy]

ahh...a spelling nazi.

duly noted.
dude. That doesn't have anything to do with spelling. Like "irregardless". It's not a misspelled word, it's just flat out not a word.

Besides, you should be naturally drawn to using 'converse' over 'conversate' - it's got one less syllable. :p

[SobaViolence]

If you have under 100 posts....or are new to this board in general (been here less than 2 months), post in here and conversate with each other....

so that the rest of us may judge, stereotype, and otherwise classify you.

starting.....NOW!

you've turned into what you used to despise.


the ironing is delicious

[Planetary]

the ironing is delicious

nice simpsons quote ;)

[Qdrop]

you've turned into what you used to despise.


the ironing is delicious

still unable to detect parody?

idiot.

[Qdrop]

dude. That doesn't have anything to do with spelling. Like "irregardless". It's not a misspelled word, it's just flat out not a word.


actually, as reported by NBC nightly news....irregardless IS in some dictionaries...

[hpdrifter]

The one I hate the most is orientate.

*shakes head*

[ms.peachy]

actually, as reported by NBC nightly news....irregardless IS in some dictionaries...
yeah yeah yeah. And 'noo-kyuh-lur' is an "acceptable" pronunciation of the word 'nuclear.'

Weren't you the one just wondering why it is that Americans are getting stupider, accepting mediocrity and lack of effort as reasonable achievement?

[abcdefz]

i think you mean converse, conversate isn't a word...



A friend once told me he was listening to self-help tapes because he "wanted to become a better conversator." I about fell over.

[Qdrop]

yeah yeah yeah. And 'noo-kyuh-lur' is an "acceptable" pronunciation of the word 'nuclear.'

Weren't you the one just wondering why it is that Americans are getting stupider, accepting mediocrity and lack of effort as reasonable achievement?

redundant prefixes are works of art.

shut up.

[Anne Lauren]

yeah yeah yeah. And 'noo-kyuh-lur' is an "acceptable" pronunciation of the word 'nuclear.'

Weren't you the one just wondering why it is that Americans are getting stupider, accepting mediocrity and lack of effort as reasonable achievement?

Uhh...It's definately accepted in my neck of the woods. Infact, that's just how you pronounce it. I know...how sad is that?!

And, in my opinion, I don't think it's largely due to laziness or because people are getting more stupid. I think it's mainly due to ignorance...not even knowing to begin with that they are pronounceing, useing, spelling, etc. a word incorrectly...just for example. It's always been used in that manner and that's how they were taught to communicate...so, they know no different. It's almost like a whole new language evolveing from another language. One way look at it is that if an "incorrect" word is used and the meaning of it is understood, so that the people are able to effectively communicate with one another...then, technically it has become an "official" word. I mean, what's the whole point of words anyway...to be able to effectively commuicate.

Now, I'm not saying that it doesn't irratate me when people don't know proper English or grammer...especially when they're way off and there's almost no excuse. Like, saying double negatives..."I ain't got no." Or when the subject is plural and the verb is single. Like saying... "They be telling me..." Just playing devil's advocate really, I guess.

[roosta]

remember they had a go at fred durst for using the word agreeance, and all these people were like "haha, what an idiot, cant even speak, the big monkey head" then some literary fella was like, "no, agreeance is a word."

[Qdrop]

jesus christ...will you people get the fuck out of here!!!

so far we have ONE noob and bunch of you vets arguing over grammar...

[Qdrop]

[Ace42X]

Your all stupid...

[Anne Lauren]

jesus christ...will you people get the fuck out of here!!!

so far we have ONE noob and bunch of you vets arguing over grammar...

Geeze...instigator! No argueing here...just merely conversateing.

[Ace42X]

Geeze...instigator! No argueing here...just merely conversateing.

Arguing? Or the causation of ague?

[Leonie]

Oh gosh.. it would be really wrong if they really did post here..

[Planetary]

jesus christ...will you people get the fuck out of here!!!

so far we have ONE noob and bunch of you vets arguing over grammar...

if you're refering to me, according to your little terms, i'm not a noob.

[kleptomaniac]

do i still qualify as a "noob"?

i haven't been around long, but everybody loves me......don't they? :(

[Bob]

we're aware of you

[medler]

i'm scared

[Planetary]

i'm scared

wow, you're the first 2006'er i've seen. congratulations.

[Guy Incognito]

Christ - I'm not posting on this thread - anything i say might be taken and used in evidence against me.

Never mind about conversate - Noobs?! :confused:

[paulb]

do i still qualify as a "noob"?

i haven't been around long, but everybody loves me......don't they? :(


hell no, you're a newbie postwhore.

[kaiser soze]

funny

there are more non-noobs than noobs in here

ok, it's not that funny

[franscar]

I only joined to send Synch a PM to tell him to go on MSN because I needed to talk to him.

I don't remember what about either.

[Guy Incognito]

funny

there are more non-noobs than noobs in here

ok, it's not that funny


non-noobs now! Shouldnt that be old-noobs.. you were all noobs once you know

[tracky]

not me, i was born 1337

[kleptomaniac]

hell no, you're a newbie postwhore.

i'm.....so.....awesome :cool:

[iceygirl]

i bet alot of people read this title are just dont know what the fuck a 'noob' is

and good for them

:P

[B4BY 4NN]

I'm not really a noob. Not at heart.


I really wish my mom would make me a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich. :(

[iceygirl]

so is it like a big joke and everyone pretends they dont know who you are?

[B4BY 4NN]

so is it like a big joke and everyone pretends they dont know who you are?

Bitch, I'm a legend. :cool:

[iceygirl]

Bitch, I'm a legend. :cool:

that must be a fantastic feeling :)

[Praying Mantis]

i like lamp.......

[So Ruff]

i like lamp.......

it's "I LOVE lamp"

isn't it? hell, I'm not even sure now...

[jackrock]

not me, i was born 1337
:D

[Videodrome]

NOOB for life.

[DelaBunny]

Whoa a WHOLE thread for n00bs like me to contain all my newbie cr@p. Plus a free grammar lesson and judgement/stereotyping...
just had to sign up!

[Medellia]

Your all stupid...
It's "you're". Sheesh.

[Bob]

not me, i was born 1337

i was born in 1984

[tracky]

LGBA (http://www.google.com/search?q=lgba)

[Bob]

i'm not in a band, what are you trying to say?

[Loppfessor]

I love all the noobs....except the ones I hate

[Guy Incognito]

not me, i was born 1337

I was bored and wondering why you put that number so found this (http://www.shawn64.com/mochastorage/cgtn.html) and am still none the wiser. Can someone explain it to me - the bit about noob religion has confused me.

[TAL]

Try this! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet)

[tracky]

i'm not in a band, what are you trying to say?

that it was a bad year to be born... I guess :confused:

[ms.peachy]

it's "I LOVE lamp"

isn't it? hell, I'm not even sure now...
I love chair. I love carpet. I love lamp.

[Praying Mantis]

I'm Sorry...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

[synch]

I only joined to send Synch a PM to tell him to go on MSN because I needed to talk to him.

I don't remember what about either.
It was probably about one of the three most important things in the world.

Women, music, footie.

[tracky]

I love chair. I love carpet. I love lamp.

I love brick.

He puts mayonaise in toasters and rides furry tractors and goes to pants parties all the time. Plus he knows heaps of short cuts, and carries a trident and grenade for protection.

[Bitchamachacha]

I kind of miss noobs.

[scotty]

Can someone explain exactly what a 'noob' is? Everytime theres a thread thats in some way related to noobs for one reason or another, a multitude of people declare themselves to be noobs regardless of join date or post count.

signed, confused.

[Guy Incognito]

Can someone explain exactly what a 'noob' is? Everytime theres a thread thats in some way related to noobs for one reason or another, a multitude of people declare themselves to be noobs regardless of join date or post count.

signed, confused.

Also - as well as answering that question can somebody answer the following:

When does a noob stop being a noob? +
If a noob falls in the forest and no ones around does it still make a sound?

[b-grrrlie]

I kind of miss noobs.
:eek:

So is this your post of the month?

[avignon]

I only joined to send Synch a PM to tell him to go on MSN because I needed to talk to him.

I don't remember what about either.
It was to tell him that yes, his butt did look fat in the biker shorts and that the kilt was much more macho.

[synch]

But I really liked those biker shorts :(

[avignon]

I do too, sweetbottom. Franscar has no taste.

[synch]

He's just jealous.

:(

[ericlee]

Ok mofo, I'll let this thread slide.. Since when did this, "I'm gonna post a thread to bash noobs when I haven't been here as long as ericlee to ask him of permission to make a such thead" rule exist?

Yeah mofo, it's aight... But I've got the flow... of the seven point 0. Between the innarweb, you and me.... It's best to be friends if you oughta know :eek: