Help Needed.

[Mr_Complex]

I am thinking of becoming Jesus next Wednesday. Has anyone else been Jesus before and where is the best place to buy sandals?

[Mr_Complex]

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[Lex Diamonds]

Just pray to God, I'm sure he'll sort you out with a pair.

[Mr_Complex]

Honestly, I only have a week left until I become the new Jesus.

[Guy Incognito]

Honestly, I only have a week left until I become the new Jesus.

If your gonna become the new jesus - you can have new footwear, cant you. If your the new Jesus - you can make the rules about what you wear.

[Mr_Complex]

Well, it's a tricky task. I need people to recognise me. He had a beard, didn't he? I better start growing one of them.

Would Christians appriciate a bit of rough stuble? Maybe a harder image of Jesus.

[Lex Diamonds]

You should wear a black jumpsuit with a white cross on the back and all-white Chucks. Shave your head and wear a "Jesus Saves" beanie. And don't forget the Aviators.

Bringing Jesus into the new millenium, yo. (y)

[Calimero jr.]

Sandals !! (http://www.natuerlich-birkenstock.ch/)

[Guy Incognito]

Well, it's a tricky task. I need people to recognise me. He had a beard, didn't he? I better start growing one of them.

Would Christians appriciate a bit of rough stuble? Maybe a harder image of Jesus.

Dude, if you had a flat top and wore a leather tutu it wouldnt matter coz if they saw you walking on water they would probably believe you.

P.s I tried to pm you back the other week but your inbox was full - in answer to your question - No - I do have a team in the Predictions League but not under this name and I support Man U.

[Guy Incognito]

Why Jesus - there's no sex in that job - depending on what book/film you read/watch

[Mr_Complex]

P.s I tried to pm you back the other week but your inbox was full - in answer to your question - No - I do have a team in the Predictions League but not under this name and I support Man U.

oh yea, someone called Guy Incognito from Bolton is a right twat, if you know him.

I'm only being Jesus for a day, I've decided.

[Guy Incognito]

I am thinking of becoming Jesus next Wednesday. Has anyone else been Jesus before and where is the best place to buy sandals?


Does that mean christmas has changed - can i be santa claus then?