Either... Or...

[Nuzzolese]

Post pictures of two things you'd like to decide between, or get a vote on.

Which dress do you think is best, in general - for dates, weddings, parties;

http://www.whitehouseblackmarket.com/productimages/300102561.jpg

or

http://www.whitehouseblackmarket.com/productimages/300103206.jpg

?

[Tzar]

first one. only cause the chick in it is hot and brunette.
last time i checked, you were brunette.

[Kid Presentable]

first one. only cause the chick in it is hot and brunette.
last time i checked, you were brunette.
Are you a brunette?

[Nuzzolese]

first one. only cause the chick in it is hot and brunette.
last time i checked, you were brunette.

Ignore the models, just look at the dresses.

[mickill]

I prefer brunettes as well. Definitely go with the brunette.

[Echewta]

Top one.

[Bob]

i'd comment on the dresses but...i don't wanna be the first guy to comment on the dresses

uh, the brunette thanks

[Tzar]

Are you a brunette?
nah. i'm like...light brownish.

Ignore the models, just look at the dresses.
i still say the first one. i was implying that that dress would suit brunettes, which is why i said "last time i check... etc etc"

[Tzar]

i'd comment on the dresses but...i don't wanna be the first guy to comment on the dresses

uh, the brunette thanks

SHUT UP!
it wasn't me, i swear.
toucan hacked my account posted under my name! i swear!

wait.. come to think of it, toucan woulda said something like "nah you're fat"






where is that cunt?

[hpdrifter]

I think it kind of depends on your personality. The top one is a little sexier, the bottom one is a little more "good girl". If it were me, I'd pick the top one.

[Kid Presentable]

Oh yeah, Nuzz. Top one. Fo Shiggadale.

[Nuzzolese]

I usually pick out clothes based on how big they make my tits and ass look. The bigger the better, obviously.

[Kid Presentable]

I usually pick out clothes based on how big they make my tits and ass look. The bigger the better, obviously.

Yeah, I'm marrying a woman like that.

But I'm ugly.

But I'll make people laugh.

But I don't trim my sideburns.

But I'm considerate.

But I'm a loner.

But I'm worth knowing.

[mickill]

I think it kind of depends on your personality. The top one is a little sexier, the bottom one is a little more "good girl". If it were me, I'd pick the top one.
So you're saying you think of yourself as sexy then...

[Knuckles]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/philq.jpg

[venusvenus123]

i think it depends on your body shape. if you have large breasts, the top one will look better on you. i seem to remember you're waif-like, so i'd go for the second one. i'm sure that's what trinny and susanna would advise.

[TAL]

I pick the OR

[Sarky Devotchka]

I like the top of the bottom one, but the rest of it is cut like a bridesmaid dress and seems kind of old fashioned. The top one looks more fun. and halters are nice and flattering on most everyone.

[hpdrifter]

So you're saying you think of yourself as sexy then...

As opposed to the good girl thing? Probably. And I was talking about personality anyway, not necessarily looks.

[Nuzzolese]

I think of myself as an old-fashioned good girl who is sexy. Do you think either of them could work for a summer afternoon? I'm looking for versatility.

I'd rather have Qdrop in the room than Dr. Phil. Qdrop gets all sweaty and hyper.

[Echewta]

Why not wear some dress slacks?

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

bottom one. although it looks like it might be an undergarment. maybe that is why i prefer it. got to think with the johnson when it comes to these things i suppose.

[Nuzzolese]

Why not wear some dress slacks?

I like options. I have dress slacks in white and black. Sometimes I feel like a dress. Don't you ever get tired of wearing pants?

[Echewta]

I've never worn a dress so I don't know if I am tired of wearing pants or not.

[jabumbo]

top one


and i hate wearing pants. so i avoid it when all possible

[cosmo105]

i have one a lot like the top one, but i don't dig the ruffles in the middle. makes it look sorta hoochie. and the second one is nice, but what's with the straps continuing under the rack? IN CONCLUSION, i'll agree with the sarkster: halter tops look nice on just about everyone. very flattering to the shoulder/neck area. i'd say stick with the first.

[mickill]

I still think the first one. Or something simlar, in a nice silk shantung, perhaps. In cinnabar or any deepish red. Black works too, of course.

[avignon]

I like the second one because no matter what event you go to, someone else will be wearing a dress similar to the top one. It's a standard.

[Nuzzolese]

The ruching one is outdated, hoochie and too common? I thought it looked kind of Marilyn Monroe-ish.

The other one is weird fabric and looks like a bridesmaid's dress? I thought it looked classy and retro.

Maybe I shouldn't take either.

[cosmo105]

avignon's right about that. everyone WILL have that dress.

everyone has a black dress anyway. go for something different!

[avignon]

yeah, everyone goes for the Marilyn Monroe look. But you know, if you want to blend in....
Pick out two more for us to shred. This is fun. It's way better than Meet the Barkers.

[monkey]

theres a flaw in this. depending on the body type, you can only really wear one or the other. unless you're really thin, tall and skinny with relatively small boobies. then you can wear both.

http://www.whitehouseblackmarket.com/productimages/300102561.jpg

this is the sexy choice. it's like.. hey.. im a woman. with boobies. i think every girl with marilyn aspirations has this dress. it is ALMOST universally flattering, unless you are either completely flat chested or your tits are bigger (individually) than your waist.

http://www.whitehouseblackmarket.com/productimages/300103206.jpg

this is the docile, im a good girl dress. not flattering if your boobs are big. not flattering if you have a belly. pretty dress.

ummm... i wouldnt really buy either dress. theyre too cliched.

[Nuzzolese]

unless you're really thin, tall and skinny with relatively small boobies. then you can wear both.

Oh! that's me!

[Nuzzolese]

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=2008396&width=300&height=300

or

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1087630&width=300&height=300

[avignon]

Love them both. Top one for a night out. bottom one for brunch or afternoon wedding or similar.
Love them. Love thin straps.

[monkey]

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1087630&width=300&height=300

why? cause it's not trashy looking like the first one. looks like the dress gisele wore to the oscars when she went with leonardo dicaprio. (omg i have to stop watching E)

[Nuzzolese]

Those last two are much, much more expensive than the black ones I posted.

[avignon]

It shows.

[hpdrifter]

I like the greenish one. The other one looks too informal and somewhat girlish. I don't know, I don't go for the frilly, lacy girlish thing all that often.

[avignon]

do shoes now.

[Nuzzolese]

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1059517&width=300&height=300

or

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1052709&width=300&height=300

[avignon]

the top one looks like drapes.
the bottom one looks like the decals they put on rods.

[mickill]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CDXXW2.01-A3U7W48765XWMU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
OR
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CDU5IC.01-A3U7W48765XWMU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[monkey]

mickill, do you have a thing for steger? cause that's who your either/or dude looks like.

and nuzz.. both dresses are ugly.

[mickill]

No Pauli, this guy looks like Steger:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000ALK69O.01-A3BHU1UEUYDJ19._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

I was just kidding about those last two, I thought your reactions might be funny. They weren't that funny.

[avignon]

I was just kidding about those last two, I thought your reactions might be funny. They weren't that funny.
I gave it my best shot.

[Nuzzolese]

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V252038.jpg

or

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V250885.jpg

or

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V247749_CROP1.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

I gave it my best shot.

You did fine. :D

[avignon]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CDXXW2.01-A3U7W48765XWMU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
OR
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CDU5IC.01-A3U7W48765XWMU._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
I swear to Bob that looks like my high school FEMALE volleyball coach.

[Nuzzolese]

Hey Mike, the aqua one will make your eyes pop. Just pop. *sighs*

But everyone has bright color Lacostes, dark brown would look subtle and sophisticated.

[monkey]

they should take spandex out of the dress making materials... you arent serious about these dresses either, are you?

[Nuzzolese]

But look how well they would show off my lady lumps!

[monkey]

hide your shame, woman!

i wonder if guys would find a giant soft tissued lump, shaped like a breast, if it was a cancer on a chick's back.

[avignon]

I can see your dirty pillows.

[Nuzzolese]

Real quick before we go any further; how strongly do you all feel that you know what you're talking about when it comes to what looks good, fashionwise?

[avignon]

Real quick before we go any further; how strongly do you all feel that you know what you're talking about when it comes to what looks good, fashionwise?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm currently wearing pink pajama pants and a star wars t shirt and slipper socks with purple monkey faces on them. But I'm wearing designer glasses.

[DandyFop]

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V247749_CROP1.jpg

I wonder how many squeezes on the thighmaster I would have to do before I would look like anything other than a pea bursting out of its pod in this dress.

[Nuzzolese]

Yeah, I'd look like shit in that dress too. Even the model doesn't look too hot in my opinion. One of my friends actually has this dress and her body is rail thin but hers wasn't that tight on her and it just kind of hung there looking blah.

[monkey]

Real quick before we go any further; how strongly do you all feel that you know what you're talking about when it comes to what looks good, fashionwise?

im wearing white pjs. with little black dots. i know how to put on pants.

[Nuzzolese]

I don't mind looking boring, if I at least look nice and classy. I think boring is underrated sometimes.

[hpdrifter]

I think the fuscia dress on page 2 is nice. But I'm partial to fuschia dresses.

I think I have pretty decent fashion sense. Especially when it comes to dressing up.

[Nuzzolese]

Which one was fuscia?

[HEIRESS]

I like all the plainer simpler dresses

I have a highly non-dress body
or maybe I should give it another shot

Im tempted to post pics of boys to help decide which I wanna git wit

[Bob]

I swear to Bob that looks like my high school FEMALE volleyball coach.

leave me out of this

[cosmo105]

step off, mike.

[ericlee]

i'd comment on the dresses but...i don't wanna be the first guy to comment on the dresses

uh, the brunette thanks

yeah really, being blonde means perkier titties and pinker.....

Brunettes have that power to take you down with that worse than Eastwood's 100 mile long stare.

[Sarky Devotchka]

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-def/Ford-Streetka-Dress-1600x1200.jpg

[ericlee]

^^she'd be very doo-able if it weren't for that damn fuckas. But then again,, thanks to our leader I guess that is a suitable car for our economy. Yeah, I'd do her... If I weren't married

[Sarky Devotchka]

http://rustybobbin.com/Images/sewingphotos/wardrobe/DRESS-vac-front-200px.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

1st one says dinner with the in-laws, 2nd one says BBQ on the singles circuit, BYOB.

I know you all must be worried, so I won't leave you hanging. I decided not to get either of the two black dresses I posted. I already have a simple flared black strapless number should I desire a plain black dress. I was just considering something with straps. Thank you for your input.

[Leonie]

Second!!!!

I dont really like the split between the breasts in the first one.. I dunno, just dont like it
The Second one is really really nice, and it's not too sexy like in the first one, but still beautiful.. so its also good for a wedding or family thingy

It's still you desicion

[Nuzzolese]

Still dress shopping. Other ideas/inspirations. Maybe I'll get some fabric and a pattern and pull out my mom's sewing machine and copy one I like.

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=2005474&width=300&height=300

http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1045519&width=300&height=300

[mickill]

What the hell's wrong with the second one? I like the bold contrast and linear form.

I'm not feeling that first one too much, personally.

[Nuzzolese]

You're joking about the second one, right?

What makes you say that? I can't tell if mickill's being serious.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm thinking the red lacy one is a nice dress but would be better suited to a curvier woman with large breasts.

[mickill]

I was being serious. I like the pink one. I mean, I guess it probably wouldn't suit a blonde or say a black person. But you're neither. I think it would go well with your particular complexion and hair color. The fiirst one's just a little saggy looking. And I'm not crazy about the lacy stuff.

[Nuzzolese]

Thanks! I highly respect your opinion on these things.

[Kid Presentable]

You could rebuild the pink one umpteen times in an effort to deceive the country clubbers you're trying to impress.

[Nuzzolese]

It's Chanel!

[fucktopgirl]

the secomd one is not bad,,but i would change the color and take out the black loop.

[Kid Presentable]

It's Chanel!

What do you mean?

[Nuzzolese]

It's silly how expensive designer dresses are, because most of them are so simple and delicate and no better manufactured than cheaper ones. But I don't know why it's so hard to find cheap simple dresses. All the affordable stuff has to have some stupid pattern or they add on a bunch of crap sequins or beads or totally unncessary trim.

[hpdrifter]

I don't like the lacy one as much. I think a girl of your body type could wear it, I just don't think its all that cute of a dress.

I like the second one, but probably not for me. It seems a little more bold than some of the other things you've posted. That's cool.

How about some of these:

I love this one and may buy it for myself.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/160283.jpg

I don't know if I like the dress as much as I like the look. Hot, red, metallic, wild. Probably not appropriate for a wedding.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/168945.jpg

Or maybe I just like this model

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/168867.jpg

I like the cut, not sure about the color

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/19451.jpg

[Nuzzolese]

What do you mean?

shut up, you're one making the Simpsons reference, like expecting me to play along or else you'd be all disappointed and be like "hey wahh wah no one got my reference" when actually yes we all got it but what the fuck, you want an applause?

[mickill]

the secomd one is not bad,,but i would change the color and take out the black loop.
That defeats the intention of the design itself, I think.

Thanks! I highly respect your opinion on these things.
I can't tell if you're being serious.

[mickill]

I love this one and may buy it for myself.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/160283.jpg

I think that one's nice too.

[hpdrifter]

Betsey Johnson. Probably a little more than you're looking for:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/6131_101.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/6184_107.jpg

[Kid Presentable]

shut up, you're one making the Simpsons reference, like expecting me to play along or else you'd be all disappointed and be like "hey wahh wah no one got my reference" when actually yes we all got it but what the fuck, you want an applause?

Oh and you're descending from such a great height to acknowledge me? Come on, I'm one of your people. I fill the slop buckets which keep your empire intact.

[fucktopgirl]

That defeats the intention of the design itself, I think.


not really,i mean you still have the cut of the dress ,that is the most important thing. The color ,i would choose a nice green,dark blue.

[mickill]

not really,i mean you still have the cut of the dress ,that is the most important thing. The color ,i would choose a nice green,dark blue.
No! It's Spring with a touch of bold. Spring is usually about all these pastels and floral prints and neon and white leather and whatever. This is in-your-face kiss my ass Spring; let's be a little edgy, Spring. Let's be dangerous, Spring. Let's do something crazy, Spring. It's like splashing red paint on a Norman Rockwell painting.

[Nuzzolese]

I was being serious, mickill. I know, it sounded so earnest that it sounded sarcastic.

I like the pink, I look terrible in pastels.

I saw the British "What Not To Wear" and they said to never wear black with bright colors because it makes the black look boring and the colors look cheap. But I don't agree with that at all. Where do they get these rules??

[hpdrifter]

This is from the country that has dubbed Sienna Miller a fashion icon.

[Leonie]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/160283.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/19451.jpg
OOH these are fiiiiine!! where can you buy thos? :p ;)

[mickill]

This is from the country that has dubbed Sienna Miller a fashion icon.
Ha.

Yeah, but the contributions to fashion made by Brits easily rivals that of the US. And as a country, they probabbly tend to dress a lot better than Americans do. Just sort of in general

Canada, on the other hand...hmm, our major beneficences to fashion have more or less been limited to ROOTS.

[hpdrifter]

OOH these are fiiiiine!! where can you buy thos? :p ;)

nordstrom

[fucktopgirl]

No! It's Spring with a touch of bold. Spring is usually about all these pastels and floral prints and neon and white leather and whatever. This is in-your-face kiss my ass Spring; let's be a little edgy, Spring. Let's be dangerous, Spring. Let's do something crazy, Spring. It's like splashing red paint on a Norman Rockwell painting.


neon,floral print(make you look fatter) and white leather,haha wtf,we dont have the same sense of fashion!! :D

[Leonie]

nordstrom
ooh thanks :D

158 dollars are a bit to expensive for me tho :( and they aren't that nice from a closer look

[voltanapricot]

I love the pink dress, it's cute but still says "hey, I've classic taste, I'm sophisticated."

I don't like the bottom of the other dress, it's a bit fussy and reminds me of my mum's Christmas dinner tablecloth.


I saw the British "What Not To Wear" and they said to never wear black with bright colors because it makes the black look boring and the colors look cheap. But I don't agree with that at all. Where do they get these rules??
I think it can sometimes but there's only a little black, just the trimming, it breaks it up and hey missy Trinny and Sooz are good peoples you remember that.

[voltanapricot]

This is from the country that has dubbed Sienna Miller a fashion icon.
We'll see.