when you try your best and you dont succeed

[jammytastic]

i hate coldplay. that retard song is stuck in my head.

id like to hang chris martin up by the ears and cut his feet. id collect his blood in a big bucket. then id get his tedious wife and hang her up by her hair cut her feet and collect her blood in the same bucket. then id get their stupid baby and stomp it to death THEN id skin the little apple and shove her in a blender. then id get all the baby juice and throw it in with the blood.

then id make me some black pudding. (yall know what i mean by black puddin? blood puddin? yeah)

then id put the rashers and sausages on the grill. then id heat up the pan get a few slices of brown bread and fry them. then id lash on the black martin family puddin and fry it until it was all greasy and crumbly.

then id lash it all onto a plate make a cup of tea and sit down in front of mtv eating and laughing when they play that fucking song again.

cunt.

i really HATE coldplay.

[kleptomaniac]

that was COLD. you need to PLAY nice. :cool:

[adrock14]

woh!!! are you sure you would do that over a stupid song? :confused:

[jammytastic]

id do that over someone giving me a "look" too.

watch yourself.

[jabumbo]

i kinda enjoyed the song "clocks" but i could live without the rest of them

[adrock14]

id do that over someone giving me a "look" too.

watch yourself.

i didnt mean anything by it, i just meant save those kind of feelings for someone who REALLY ticks you off, thats what i do (y)

[jammytastic]

people who REALLY tick me off go legs first into the incinerator.

[fucktopgirl]

man you dont know what you talking about,,coldplay is better then the beasties,,just sayin'

[adrock14]

man you dont know what you talking about,,coldplay is better then the beasties,,just sayin'

you shouldnt have said that!!! :eek:

[fucktopgirl]

you shouldnt have said that!!! :eek:


haha i know!but what can i say,,chris martin is hot and i could suck is,,,,thumb!

[jammytastic]

man you dont know what you talking about,,coldplay is better then the beasties,,just sayin'

hahaha.

are you serious? a LOT of bands are way better than the beasties but coldplay? fuck sake love. catch yourself on.

coldplay are a band of fucking pussy rockin flamers. whinge bag music.

[fucktopgirl]

coldplay are a band of fucking pussy rockin flamers. whinge bag music.


yea and,,they have big dicks too ,man!!Are you jealous??

[adrock14]

why did you sign up for this site if you dont like the Beasties? :confused:

[jammytastic]

yes. im real jealous. i have a collection of penii. i keep em on my mantle. ive been looking for four micro penii to add to the collection perhaps ill slay all of coldplay and bathe you in their blood?

i am a gurl. what would i be wanting with a willy?

[jammytastic]

why did you sign up for this site if you dont like the Beasties? :confused:

why do we do anything?

[adrock14]

yes. im real jealous. i have a collection of penii. i keep em on my mantle. ive been looking for four micro penii to add to the collection perhaps ill slay all of coldplay and bathe you in their blood?

i am a gurl. what would i be wanting with a willy?

a LOT of stuff. :p

i am just playin. (y)

[jammytastic]

moi aussi.

but not about coldplay.

they suck.

[adrock14]

why do we do anything?

that is a excellent question. i am going to try to answer that.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................




























my answer is i dont know. (y) :p

[jammytastic]

that is a excellent question. i am going to try to answer that.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................




























my answer is i dont know. (y) :p

CORRECT!

[adrock14]

so could you put that into a letter grade? did i pass or fail? :confused:

[jammytastic]

i dunno. your american grade systems are weird.

[adrock14]

i dunno. your american grade systems are weird.

it is pretty easy i will show ya:
A+=Perfect
A=excellent
A-=i dont know
B+=i dont know
B=Above Average
B- i dont know
C+=i dont know
C=Average
C-=i dont know
D+=i dont know
D=Below Average
D-=i dont know
no E
F=Failure

clear? :confused:

[jammytastic]

we have e.

i got an e in accountancy in my leaving cert. dont know how i shoulda got an ng.

you get a w.

[adrock14]

we have e.

i got an e in accountancy in my leaving cert. dont know how i shoulda got an ng.

you get a w.

is that good? :confused:

[fucktopgirl]

yes. im real jealous. i have a collection of penii. i keep em on my mantle. ive been looking for four micro penii to add to the collection perhaps ill slay all of coldplay and bathe you in their blood?

i am a gurl. what would i be wanting with a willy?

oh you are a girl,,well dotn you want the willy doiong the willy thing ya know!!

bath me in their blood,,hum,,no but thank for the though!

[jammytastic]

uh.. yeah.

[marsdaddy]

I thought you did stuff for shock value? :confused:

The real problem with Chris Martin is either, he named his daughter Apple (Beatles ref anyone?) or he let his wife do it. :eek:

[jammytastic]

the real problem with chris martin is that he is alive and well.

hes a fucking wanker. all this save the earth shite he goes on with makes me wanna puke.

[fucktopgirl]

chris martin got a nice ass,i heard he just wipe his ass with one square of toilet paper!he is a genius.

[adrock14]

chris martin got a nice ass,i heard he just wipe his ass with one square of toilet paper!he is a genius.

ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[jammytastic]

oh dear.